Luxurious bedding is wasted on DH ?

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I dream of crisp white sheets, the Egyptian cotton type. This would be totally wasted on DH. He occasionally leaves faint skids in the bed. He is not bothered if the bedding is clean/washed or not and he sleeps naked with his sweaty balls - and the occasional rhino horn - all over duvet.

Am I wasting my time investing in good quality bedding or should I still get it as I really want it ?

LTB.
He sounds skanky.

Gross 🤮

I’d invest in separate beds completely if my husband was as unhygienic. How grim, why doesn’t he know how to keep his arse clean, and how have you not got the ick from this

God I wouldn’t want to share any bed with him never mind a luxurious one - that’s gross!

So gross. Get the bedding and put him on the pull out sofa and tell him to wipe his arse

Yuk. Get yourself a separate bed and luxurious linen. He sounds gross.

Can’t he wash his dirty arse before he gets into bed? Luxurious sheets or not!

I'd get him a sleeping bag. And a tent.

This isn't real though. Would anyone ever willingly share a bed with such a person, and then ask about it on here? Nope.

Skids on the bedding? Can’t be bothered to clean his own arse? Foul tbh. One of the reasons I’m mid divorce…

😭😂😂😂

What the fuck is a rhino horn?

<Misses point>

IT is real. TBF, he sounds worse than he actually is. When I say faint skids, it was once so far this year. Yes, once is one time too many. The balls & rhino horn are more common. I do have the ick

Skid marks? Good god tell him he needs to wipe his arse better. Jesus.

Ewwww skids on your bedsheets? 1970s nylon bedding isn’t good enough for him let alone Egyptian cotton zillion thread count.

why are you sharing your bed with someone who doesn’t wipe their arse properly anyway?

I'm regretfully eating. Skids. Fuck sake 🤮

Rhino horn?

(and yes I have googled to no avail)

Good bedding is exactly what you need. Cheaper sheets are woven from shorter threads, which break and pill from washing/drying.

Once you start sleeping on good sheets it’s impossible to go back. But raising your standards may affect what you’re willing to put up with in other areas of your life.

Separate beds. Way to go. Actually - separate rooms would be better

@CharlotteStreetW1 Rhino horn are the dried very small lumps of poo that stick to your bum hairs.

That’s disgusting. Get him to wear shorts/loose underwear in bed at least. Or he sleeps elsewhere 😂

Jesus Christ alive, why?

Oh God. I wish l had read the definition of Rhino Horn🤢

I thought they were called winnets.

Poo troll strikes again

Once this year is hardly a constant problem. What a pointless thread.

Why wouldn't you buy decent bedding, if you can afford it?

I hate to mention it, but we're animals. Does nobody on here ever have the occasional period leak, bleary small hours poo with less than perfect wipe, diarrhoea, urge incontinence? Do we not sweat??

Get the nice sheets. Wash them regularly. Problem solved?