Luxurious bedding is wasted on DH ?

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I dream of crisp white sheets, the Egyptian cotton type. This would be totally wasted on DH. He occasionally leaves faint skids in the bed. He is not bothered if the bedding is clean/washed or not and he sleeps naked with his sweaty balls - and the occasional rhino horn - all over duvet.

Am I wasting my time investing in good quality bedding or should I still get it as I really want it ?

Oh god I'm so glad I'm divorced.

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I'm not sure where you live OP, but if you don't have access to running water so the people that live in your house can wash the faeces from their persons, then your priority isn't Egyptian Cotton high thread count bedding.

I've never heard that term, I thought they were called dags. Fucking vile, make him wear boxers.

Anyway to your dilemma, my DH is bald, and he does sleep hot, so sweats on the pillow cases. My solution to this is to have a white background pattern duvet cover, and darker sheets and pillow cases in a coordinating colour picking out a colour from the pattern. That way I get nice bedding, and it doesn't get spoiled by sweaty husband. It is only sweat though, which he can't help, it's not shit.

Fuck me, that's put me off my dinner 🤮.

Tell him to wash his arse and wear a nappy undies to bed.

I honestly thought rhino horn were the hard bits of skin you pick off your feet (or a euphemism for erection).

Never heard rhino horn. They're chug nuts here - and disgusting. No adult should have a filthy arse barring disabilities. LTB 💩

Omfg

This is fucking gross.
Can he not sleep with boxers on?

In fact fuck that, a divorce should solve your problem

I wasn't expecting that!

Um, thank you?

(Not what I envisaged at all!)

Two problems here.
1 Your disgusting DP.

1. How on earth do you sleep comfortably in bedding that feels crispy.

Very irritating I would have thought.

My stomach is made of strong stuff.. but this made me want to vomit. Your husband sounds like a dirt bag.

I assumed a rhino horn was a hard on... but now I've learnt the definition I wish I could unsee things

I made the same assumption!

OP your husband is vile.. there is absolutely NO excuse for skid marks and dried poo on bedsheets
Get him a nappy and send him to sleep outside

Christ almighty.
A morning hard on was infinitely preferable.

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Someone for the love of God pass me brain bleach 😖

I think the correct term is Dangleberry 🤣🤣🤣

But seriously, this is a bit grim. Have you ever had a conversation with your husband about how to wipe his bum until it’s clean? Maybe it’s genuinely never occurred to him to keep wiping until the paper shows no signs of poo.

Unless he has some sort of medical condition then it is unacceptable that your bedsheets ever have skid marks.

Toast crumbs in bed are bad enough.

But poo crumbs🤢