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Things you’ve only just found out

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TheChosenTwo · 24/05/2023 18:35

About 2 days ago I discovered that Skegness isn’t in Scotland 😳 How did I never know this before? Embarrassingly, I’m 38 😂

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JudgeJ · 02/06/2023 21:45

innocentfun · 28/05/2023 11:05

well I didn't know that, though it's more of a factoid to "entertain" folks with at parties than a gamechanger/source of shame.

The names come from The folk North of the river and The folk South of the river.

JudgeJ · 02/06/2023 22:01

CharlottenBurger · 02/06/2023 18:42

James Hacker MP was the (fictional) minister in Yes, Minister, and prime minister in Yes, Prime Minister (1908s TV comedy series).

Two series that seem as true today as when they were first shown!

I recall a few years ago being amazed to find that Derek Fowlds who played Sir Humphrey's assistant also played Oscat in Heartbeat, he looked so different, and was also a part of the Basil Briush act. Boom boom (for the oldies among us)!

PuttingDownRoots · 02/06/2023 22:18

Yes Minister/Prime Minister was definitely a prediction of the Boris era

CharlottenBurger · 02/06/2023 22:42

MrsBobBlackadder · 02/06/2023 21:22

My geography isn't usually too bad, but it blew my mind just a year or two ago to find out that India lies entirely within the Northern Hemisphere 🤯

Ah. I had a kid's globe of the world which was made in two halves, northern and southern hemispheres, so with a kind of lip or rim for the equator, and I remember the southern tip of India being a bit above it.

Greenly3 · 03/06/2023 00:19

I put a post earlier about how amusing I found this thread, but with all the extra additions , I have to say I have never laughed so much !! in factlaughing out loud at 12am . I am glad to say I am on my own! My husband is away. Otherwise if I laughed this hard at this time in the morning he would think I had lost the plot!! Thank you ladies for keeping me so so amused. And for the genuine confessions xxx

SammyScrounge · 03/06/2023 00:39

I found out a week.ago that there is an upper
button above the on/off button on the side of my mobile with which I can adjust the volume. Before I learned this, I thought you had to go into settings to adjust it. I have been carrying a mobile since 1998. For those of you who think I must be really thick not to have realised this was a.volume controller, the truth is I had never noticed it was even a button.

imSatanhonest · 03/06/2023 02:08

Only recently found out that Cambodia isn't in Africa 🤦🏼‍♀️ I've been to Skegness AND Dunkirk but still think they sound like they should be in Scotland!

KirstenBlest · 03/06/2023 09:16

@JudgeJ , Italy is a fairly new country and there are various italian dialects and languages.

CharlottenBurger · 03/06/2023 09:20

imSatanhonest · 03/06/2023 02:08

Only recently found out that Cambodia isn't in Africa 🤦🏼‍♀️ I've been to Skegness AND Dunkirk but still think they sound like they should be in Scotland!

Cambodia was on the news a lot during the Vietnam war, being right next door to that country. Also later with the murderous Pol Pot dictatorship.

Mansplained · 03/06/2023 09:46

CharlottenBurger · 03/06/2023 09:20

Cambodia was on the news a lot during the Vietnam war, being right next door to that country. Also later with the murderous Pol Pot dictatorship.

The US pulled out 48 years ago, so mere striplings can be forgiven for not remembering the coverage. Sadly, I'm with you.

Twentyfirstcenturymumma · 03/06/2023 09:56

This is not a genuine confession as such but a vicarious thingy which made me laugh in the same way as @Greenly3@Greenly3@Greenly3 I found out yesterday by listening to the Jane Garvey and Fi Glover 'Fortunately' podcast on BBC Sounds on catch up that a good friend of Jane Garvey (JG is a former presenter of Woman's Hour) only just discovered that the Battle of Trafalgar was not fought in Trafalgar Square.

(The podcast was first broadcast in July 2020 btw and it's interesting listening to the week by week reality of that terrible year as it unfolded, all in a mostly lighthearted way. Light and dark sort of thing. It feels cathartic in a strange way.)

Ps I have just found out that if you put a fullstop after the person named in an MN post it adds the name again and it is impossible to delete it! Sorry @Greenly3

LaMaG · 03/06/2023 09:57

CharlottenBurger · 02/06/2023 22:42

Ah. I had a kid's globe of the world which was made in two halves, northern and southern hemispheres, so with a kind of lip or rim for the equator, and I remember the southern tip of India being a bit above it.

Chatting to an Indian man the other day about the weather (as you do) and he mentioned he doesn't miss the cold winters at home. I was thinking WTF but apparently Northern India has very cold winters much colder than here and extremely hot summers. In my head it's a hot country, I was very taken aback

CharlottenBurger · 03/06/2023 10:30

Twentyfirstcenturymumma · 03/06/2023 09:56

This is not a genuine confession as such but a vicarious thingy which made me laugh in the same way as @Greenly3@Greenly3@Greenly3 I found out yesterday by listening to the Jane Garvey and Fi Glover 'Fortunately' podcast on BBC Sounds on catch up that a good friend of Jane Garvey (JG is a former presenter of Woman's Hour) only just discovered that the Battle of Trafalgar was not fought in Trafalgar Square.

(The podcast was first broadcast in July 2020 btw and it's interesting listening to the week by week reality of that terrible year as it unfolded, all in a mostly lighthearted way. Light and dark sort of thing. It feels cathartic in a strange way.)

Ps I have just found out that if you put a fullstop after the person named in an MN post it adds the name again and it is impossible to delete it! Sorry @Greenly3

I think the ships that took part in the battle of Trafalgar would have needed wheels fitted to get to central London. When the battle of Waterloo happened, trains from Guildford and Staines were suspended for several hours. Queen Victoria got her name because her parents went on their honeymoon from that station, and Paddington was named after a bear in a popular children's book.

KirstenBlest · 03/06/2023 10:35

@CharlottenBurger , and King's Cross was named after the monarch's bad mood.

CharlottenBurger · 03/06/2023 10:50

KirstenBlest · 03/06/2023 10:35

@CharlottenBurger , and King's Cross was named after the monarch's bad mood.

As for Saint Pancreas, let's not go there! Too gross. And didn't the Romans name London Bridge after the handily nearby station?

KirstenBlest · 03/06/2023 11:14

@CharlottenBurger , isn't St Pancreas the station that you use to get to the Isles of Langerhaus?

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 03/06/2023 11:20
Grin

It may be apocryphal, but during a World Cup recently I saw some stuff on Twitter about someone wondering aloud if the Swedish team were sponsored by IKEA, because they were dressed in the IKEA logo colours.

Twentyfirstcenturymumma · 03/06/2023 12:51

JudgeJ · 02/06/2023 21:42

Exactly, all countries have variations in pronunciation, just like in the UK!

@JudgeJ Indeed. And I also learnt from an anthropologist who was also a linguist that the broader, flatter vowel sounds in all Latinate languages - including English - reflect the broader, flatter, generally emptier of people landscapes of various countries worldwide and vice versa re vowel sounds.

I noticed it even when living in Australia for a while, obviously much emptier of people than the UK in general terms.

CharlottenBurger · 03/06/2023 13:14

Twentyfirstcenturymumma · 03/06/2023 12:51

@JudgeJ Indeed. And I also learnt from an anthropologist who was also a linguist that the broader, flatter vowel sounds in all Latinate languages - including English - reflect the broader, flatter, generally emptier of people landscapes of various countries worldwide and vice versa re vowel sounds.

I noticed it even when living in Australia for a while, obviously much emptier of people than the UK in general terms.

I have read that climate and vegetation may influence language styles, e.g. consonant-thick languages are more likely to develop in open, temperate environments, while consonant-light languages are more likely to be found in lush, hot ecologies.

innocentfun · 03/06/2023 14:03

KirstenBlest · 03/06/2023 09:16

@JudgeJ , Italy is a fairly new country and there are various italian dialects and languages.

And more than that, many Italians didn't speak anything like any "standard" form of Italian until after ww2 and the arrival of TV when they learned the language from an American TV host called Mike buongiorno.

innocentfun · 03/06/2023 14:05

Peter O Toilet isn't Irish. He's a bloody Yorkshireman.

innocentfun · 03/06/2023 14:05

Toole, not toilet.

CharlottenBurger · 03/06/2023 14:12

innocentfun · 03/06/2023 14:05

Toole, not toilet.

I think I prefer Peter O'Toilet. hasn't he been dead for 10 years?

CharlottenBurger · 03/06/2023 14:17

innocentfun · 03/06/2023 14:03

And more than that, many Italians didn't speak anything like any "standard" form of Italian until after ww2 and the arrival of TV when they learned the language from an American TV host called Mike buongiorno.

Loved the Napolitano dialogue in the Netflix adaptations of Elena Ferrante.

innocentfun · 03/06/2023 14:24

CharlottenBurger · 03/06/2023 14:12

I think I prefer Peter O'Toilet. hasn't he been dead for 10 years?

Someone please tell me if there's a way to rapidly re-edit mistypings. Anyways
Lawrence of Arabia is a masterpiece
And I don't blame myself for my ignorance, put it down to the glorification of oirishness which o toole clearly tapped into. Surprised he didn't open one of those godawful fake oirish bars in the 80/90s.