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Non offensive and very silly unpopular opinions thread

525 replies

newjobnewstartihope · 04/05/2023 21:28

Play suits shouldn't be worn over the age of 4

OP posts:
chrystlha · 04/05/2023 22:00

I don't get crumpets.

Sunnysunbun · 04/05/2023 22:00

The phrase 24/7 should be banned

Nextlevelnonsense · 04/05/2023 22:01

Baubles are just snazzy tampons

CoronationWombleSandwiches · 04/05/2023 22:01

Custard should be banished.

Rosscameasdoody · 04/05/2023 22:02

chrystlha · 04/05/2023 22:00

I don't get crumpets.

Try ‘pikelets’. They’re thinner crumpets. Still crap, just thinner !!

BounceyB · 04/05/2023 22:02

BlackieGrey · 04/05/2023 21:54

I hate afternoon tea.

Following on from this....

Were the English hobbits before 20th century?

The meals I've heard of are:-
Breakfast
Lunch
Afternoon tea
Dinner
Supper

5 meals a day is too many. My brain just can't figure it out.

midlifecrash · 04/05/2023 22:03

Trouser suits for women nearly always have the wrong length jacket. It should be to the top of your legs at least or very short. Making it a similar length as a jacket on a man’s suit gives you a distressing back view of buttocks dropping out of the bottom of the jacket.

Iloveabaconbutty · 04/05/2023 22:04

Rosscameasdoody · 04/05/2023 21:59

Or pesto.

Or chicken tikka

Rosscameasdoody · 04/05/2023 22:04

baconisgoodforme · 04/05/2023 22:00

Despite my username..pigs in blankets are the worst thing about Christmas dinner

Agree. Sprouts are a close second !!

DunkingMyDonuts · 04/05/2023 22:04

D before everything in MN speak should be banned. Ruddy ridiculous.

People over 75 should have yearly driving tests <<runs for cover >>

skippy67 · 04/05/2023 22:05

FoolsOld · 04/05/2023 21:34

Tea smells, and tastes, like bleach.

Agreed!

Rosscameasdoody · 04/05/2023 22:05

CoronationWombleSandwiches · 04/05/2023 22:01

Custard should be banished.

Bananas and custard- yuk !!

Climbles · 04/05/2023 22:05

tourdefrance · 04/05/2023 21:58

Fake meat is pointless. Yes it’s vegan but it’s still highly processed.

Why do people expect all vegetarians to only eat healthy? Are we not allowed processed food?

SquashPenguin · 04/05/2023 22:06

Caravans are an abomination.

IttyBittyTittyCommittee · 04/05/2023 22:06

Musicals make my toes curl with cringing embarrassment

Can’t stand Abba… don’t get the sodding fuss, just wish they’d clear off

Karaoke should be illegal

ApolloandDaphne · 04/05/2023 22:06

Beans have no place on a full Scottish ( or any other part of the UK) breakfast.

justasoul · 04/05/2023 22:07

Five guys is just expensive McDonald’s

LittleBear21 · 04/05/2023 22:07

Coffee smells and tastes awful. Only coffee flavored chocolates should be allowed.

Eggs are only really edible when used in cakes. (I can just about cope with quiche but not omelets.)

Comedycook · 04/05/2023 22:08

DM boots are ugly
Dungarees are a ridiculous clothing item on grown adults
Indie music was shit
Sea bass is not very tasty

IttyBittyTittyCommittee · 04/05/2023 22:08

@midlifecrash

thanks for the “buttocks dropping out of jacket” comment….😱
I’m going to be spotting that happening, wether I want to or not!!🫢

Sunnysunbun · 04/05/2023 22:08

Lol
It's horrific

skippy67 · 04/05/2023 22:09

Eating oranges or anything that smells like oranges in public should be banned.
Yoghurt is vile.

pam290358 · 04/05/2023 22:10

ApolloandDaphne · 04/05/2023 22:06

Beans have no place on a full Scottish ( or any other part of the UK) breakfast.

Absolutely not, they sog up the fried bread !! I love your username by the way.

Emmamoo89 · 04/05/2023 22:10

tourdefrance · 04/05/2023 21:58

Fake meat is pointless. Yes it’s vegan but it’s still highly processed.

Shouldn't be allowed to be called meat. Its not meat. Its a bloody insult to meat

Rosscameasdoody · 04/05/2023 22:11

skippy67 · 04/05/2023 22:09

Eating oranges or anything that smells like oranges in public should be banned.
Yoghurt is vile.

Best place to eat an orange is in the bath !!

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