Things you haven't said out loud this week

[whatsnewpussycat34]

You're an arrogant, self absorbed tart who's air of superiority makes my blood boil. You have no soft skills and your team and the other managers hate you.

I don't see what value you bring to the company and to be quite honest, your dress sense is absolutely disgusting. With all that money you earn, I'd have thought you could at least dress well instead of looking like Britney Spears pre breakdown.

Your fake pretentiousness, and what you think is a cute giggle, makes my fucking toes curl and if I'd have met you in my younger days, I'd have smashed your head off a wall.

P.s no one cares about your sham marriage. It's embarrassing

I wish you'd do your job instead of moaning and leaving it all to me. I'd like it of you realised that others are having a tough time too, not just you. Oh and also, someone else in the same place needs to stop doing a part time job while drawing a full time wage.

Ahhhh. I feel better now.

@Ivehadenuff 💔💔💔
@NillyNoMates💔💔💔

You're welcome 😀

Your wife is a manipulative,. narcissistic, lying cow and if you can't see it by now there's no hope for you.
I know your mum is a widow now, but am I really going to have to go to stay with her every other weekend until one of us does?
You're bone idle and I hate working with you.
You're a shit manager and you know that you shouldn't have given her the job, but you were too lazy to look for someone else and now we're stuck with her and her constant lateness and her ten cigarette breaks a day.

dies

You are so good at what you do. It’s so obvious your talent is off the scale. I am overjoyed for you and amazed by you.

I'm not saying you have no redeeming features, but really you'd be doing a lot of people a favour if you'd just hurry up and die.

Hello SIL your a cunt, you’ve ripped our family apart, see you at the next funeral ! Ps.. did I tell you we all think your a self absorbed cunt..

Actually I do mind you asking why I'm queuing for a health check.

You seem to be intent on becoming a very lonely old man and there is nothing that I can say or do to help you anymore. You are about to lose your family and you don't seem to even care right now. I can see there's no fight in you and that hurts me more than I could have ever imagined.

I really love you so much. That night together was wonderful but your refusal to address it or even acknowledge it happened hurts.

You're engaged to an alcoholic, drug dealing, scrawny, jobless prick. Everybody knows what he does and he will end up in prison. Yet you waltz around looking down your nose at everybody else. Gossiping about other people's lives, meddling in things that don't concern you. You're a miserable, opinionated, boring cow. Two beautiful children with the biggest twat in the village and even they don't make you smile.

I think it's beginning to sink in that you really did die.

I don’t think you’re cut out for this. You’re too naïve and you don’t spot what most of us would spot a mile off. It’s not your fault, you’re a lovely person, I just don’t think this role is for you. It frustrates me to see you taken advantage of.

Get over yourself you pretentious, snobby, snotty twat! The world does not revolve around you and if you realised what a brat we think you are, you might actually reflect on your behaviour and realise how pathetic you're being!!

Aaaaannd....deep breath!! 😂

Who is this absolute wet lettuce you've become ?

I love you, but I'm tired of looking after you.
Also fucking clean the oven when it's so dirty it smells up the whole house, you knob. I've done it because I'm sick of the whole house smelling of oven burn and you haven't even noticed. Twat.

(to my manager)

I can either deal with the situation or I can deal with you. Choose.

Look, the reason I "don't want" children of my own is because I tried to get pregnant for years and I can't do it. I am embarrassed, angry, heartbroken, and above all, I feel like a massive failure of a woman.

I want them with all my heart, but to protect my heart from further pain, I need to lie to myself and everyone around me who asks.

Stop asking why I don't want them.

Stop asking how I'd feel if my conception failed and I got pregnant by accident.
Stop telling me pregnancy is the most beautiful thing in the world and your kids are the salt of the earth.

I'm sure they are, but I don't want to fucking hear it. My heart is absolutely shattered and it's easier to pretend that I haven't been ttc for the past 7 years and absolutely do not want any little soul suckers of my own.

The complete opposite is true, but I will never admit that to anyone, so just stop with the fucking interrogations.

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You showed yourself up so much this week. Boring and full of self importance. Everything you did or said irritated me. Worse with wine . Hope it is a long time before I have to see you again.

I'm not sitting on my phone waiting for you to decide to call, I do be busy and it's not my fault the communication there is shit. Stop stressing me out!

Stop fucking sending me work tasks with the most ridiculous deadlines that are not possible to meet and assume I have no other work to do. Two since lunch today. Fuck off!