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Annoying people in the airport/plane

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PolkaDotMankini · 08/04/2023 09:14

I bloody hate early flights. I don't have the patience to deal with people that early in the morning. This morning's experience included:

  • People walking really slowly in groups through the airport, so no one else could get round them, stopping dead every so often to consult with each other about where to get breakfast
  • The people sitting behind me on the plane talking the entire way, including through the safety briefing
  • The person playing crappy music on their phone speaker
  • The person whistling on the plane. Whistling FFS

Only an hour-long flight and I can get off now, thank goodness.

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limitedperiodonly · 08/04/2023 17:19

Last week we had the people moaning because special assistance took me and wheelchair through passport control, queue jumping.

@Redminionpenguin let them moan. Never apologise for needing special assistance at the airport. You are helping everyone get on board and off and away on time rather than them having to wait for you or your luggage having to be unloaded if you don't make it, meaning the plane might miss its slot.

Like you, my mum did not want to be seen as "weak" or jumping the queue. But she was in her 80s and though she was able-bodied and fitter than many younger people, I correctly suspected the gate at Gatwick for the Florence flight was going to be a very, very long walk and didn't want to make her rush for the plane.

She really bent my ear about it when she found out at the airport I'd booked Special Assistance. She said angrily that she didn't need it. She wasn't an invalid. But we had a comfortable, unrushed ride to the gate with the other couple in the buggy and boarded with everyone else through the extended corridor. She quietly agreed that it was a good idea. I didn't make much of it but I always like to be told when I have had a good idea.

The way back was even better. Florence is a much smaller airport than Gatwick, so we could easily walk to the gate. But we still had special assistance booked for our flight. The ground flight attendant singled us out and told us we should wait till the end.

I trusted her but it was worrying seeing everyone else go and get on the shuttle bus to the plane. Though I was reassuring my mum it would be fine, I was starting to panic they'd forgotten us.

The Italian BA ground woman came over and said: "Let's go, ladies. Let me carry your hand luggage, Madam," to my mum.

We walked down the ramp to find a battered little Fiat in airport security colours waiting for us. The BA woman helped us into the back and sat in the front passenger seat and buckled up. "Andiamo!" she commanded the driver and he slapped a magnetic flashing light to the roof like Starsky and Hutch and speeded across the tarmac to the plane.

We went up the steps of the plane and took our seats like royalty.

The special assistance at the other end at Gatwick was pretty good too but has to pale in comparison. The buggy driver took us to the head of the queue for passport control. My mum whispered: "Shall I tip him?" That was a massive thing for my mum, who was not familiar with tips. I said if she wanted. She did. £1. He said there was no need, but if you insist...

If we need things we should ask and receive.

Bookist · 08/04/2023 17:31

Throwncrumbs · 08/04/2023 16:20

Fast track is at the gate, nothing to do with going through security!

Of course Fast Track is through security. I fly most months and have literally just used it a few minutes ago. It's worth every penny. I heartily agree with the idea of separate queues for those who know what they're doing and a queue for those who don't.

limitedperiodonly · 08/04/2023 17:31

Non-reclining seats are a sop to make us think we have control. Especially on Ryanair, which I think is a social experiment into how much we will put up with to save a few quid.

Just like the Close Doors button on the lift. It doesn't actually work. The lift is going to go or stop whether you want to decapitate the latecomer or not.

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Tealsofa · 08/04/2023 17:32

Eggseggseverywhere · 08/04/2023 09:32

Worst flight I was ever one was the one when I looked down at dd 5 months and saw spots literally appearing before my eyes.. Got home and dc had chicken pox...mil hadn't wanted to tell us and spoil our trip..
I kept a blanket over her until we got out of the airport!

How did your MIL know and you didnt?

MeliaLane · 08/04/2023 17:35

The couple who decided on boarding that the female would ask for seats together, because her ‘BF is scared of flying’, to be advised by the stewardess ‘no sorry, this is a full flight’ - who then went and sat in someone else’s seat anyway and refused any requests for them to move from the stewardess, the couple who's seats they were. Even managed to ignore the glaring stares of those around them.

AbreathofFrenchair · 08/04/2023 17:57

usernother · 08/04/2023 15:40

I'm not talking about people who are really slow, older or need to steady themselves on a chair. Those are the people who it's obvious have mobility issues. You know exactly the kind of people I'm talking about.

What's an acceptable walking speed then?!

If it bothers you, why don't you tell them they are not walking at an appropriate speed?

CordyLines · 08/04/2023 18:07

MeliaLane · 08/04/2023 17:35

The couple who decided on boarding that the female would ask for seats together, because her ‘BF is scared of flying’, to be advised by the stewardess ‘no sorry, this is a full flight’ - who then went and sat in someone else’s seat anyway and refused any requests for them to move from the stewardess, the couple who's seats they were. Even managed to ignore the glaring stares of those around them.

I would sit on their laps. And then fart.

Thatsshallot1967 · 08/04/2023 18:08

MyOwnVolt · 08/04/2023 09:34

The man with the seriously stinky feet who was sitting behind me on a recent 14hr flight from Singapore!

Years ago on an overnight long haul some guy removed his trainers and stunk the plane out with his cheesy feet. A quick chat to the stewardess and he put them back on. Not airport or airplane behaviour but this was not as bad as a return Eurostar from Paris where the passengers in front of us unpacked and started munching through a cheese board of the stinkiest French cheese ever known to man. That was NOT popular and the other passengers complained. I was too scared.

LlynTegid · 08/04/2023 18:10

@CordyLines I don't use Ryanair (not giving Mr O'Leary the bully a penny of my money), but like you am able and choose not to fly in school holidays.

CordyLines · 08/04/2023 18:19

LlynTegid · 08/04/2023 18:10

@CordyLines I don't use Ryanair (not giving Mr O'Leary the bully a penny of my money), but like you am able and choose not to fly in school holidays.

You can choose whichever airline you wish, I was just making the point about destinations and NO RECLINE!

Aren't we very fortunate to be able to travel outside school hols, and in my case I did it for long enough, and never again!

MyriadOfTravels · 08/04/2023 18:57

usernother · 08/04/2023 15:40

I'm not talking about people who are really slow, older or need to steady themselves on a chair. Those are the people who it's obvious have mobility issues. You know exactly the kind of people I'm talking about.

How do you know who needs or dint need to go slowly though?
You know is invisible disability and all that….

fwiw that’s why I use a walking stick even though it doesn’t do anything for me. It send a message that I have a disability. Otherwise people grumble…. Like you….

Lovetotravel123 · 08/04/2023 19:07

The people who take ages putting all their gear into the overhead locker even though everyone else is waiting for them to finish.

limitedperiodonly · 08/04/2023 19:16

CordyLines · 08/04/2023 18:07

I would sit on their laps. And then fart.

@CordyLines No, you wouldn't and we all know this

taxguru · 08/04/2023 19:19

@Twike

Honestly have some sympathy. The people walking slowly could have mobility issues or be neurodivergent or God forbid not be used to the airport.

So they should walk to the sides rather than down the middle of the walkways! Not difficult to have a bit of consideration for others!

CordyLines · 08/04/2023 19:22

limitedperiodonly · 08/04/2023 19:16

@CordyLines No, you wouldn't and we all know this

Sense of humour missing love?

Schmutter · 08/04/2023 19:24

People that recline their seats as soon as they can make me cross.

I think it should be only after the main meal. Utterly selfish otherwise.

Mrsjayy · 08/04/2023 19:27

I'm a happy traveller love an airport and a plane , however people who recline airplane seats there I's a special place in hell for those buggers I mean who thinks it's fine to do that. !

Mrsjayy · 08/04/2023 19:28

Schmutter · 08/04/2023 19:24

People that recline their seats as soon as they can make me cross.

I think it should be only after the main meal. Utterly selfish otherwise.

Oh cross post 😄

limitedperiodonly · 08/04/2023 19:34

CordyLines · 08/04/2023 19:22

Sense of humour missing love?

@CordyLines just reality hitting, love.

Littlegoth · 08/04/2023 19:56

I need a drink before I get a flight so that I can cope with the other people at the airport - some of them are clearly out in public for the first time.

Floogal · 08/04/2023 19:57

A thousand times yes, I agree about the faffing about with overhead luggage.

Went to Tunisia a few years ago and there was this angry fat man in his early twenties shouting at his mum because he wanted a fag and the queue wasn't moving fast enough for him. And she was winding him up. Thankfully they weren't staying at our resort. Basically like the Johnny Vegas character in benidorm, but hundred times more vile

ALLIS0N · 08/04/2023 19:58

The people who, when boarding, get to their seat and then stand in the aisle while they take off their coat, remove items from their cabin bags and have a little discussion about which is them is taking the window seat. While a queue of other passengers wait for them to GET OUT THE BLOODY AISLE.

gogohmm · 08/04/2023 19:59

I will accept most your gripes but people talking is fine on a one hour flight, on a night flight less so

BakedTattie · 08/04/2023 20:04

Just people in general.

sooner we can teleport, the better.

Stravawindow · 08/04/2023 20:16

I don't understand why passengers still try to get through security with full bottles of shampoo and shower gel etc. it’s not a new thing and they argue back when the items are taken off them.

The worst was while I was waiting for my iPad to be checked was a man who tried to get a screwdriver and a Stanley knife through security. He was furious he wasn’t allowed. They were hidden in socks and then leather gloves. That was just last month.

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