I’ve just eaten a chicken korma that went out of date yesterday. Will I die? Lighthearted…

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Had a couple of wines as it’s not a school night and was bloody starving. Will I wake up tomorrow? Or say hello to the big white telephone later? 🤢

RIP 😭

Only a day? You’ll be fine. I ate week-old hummus yesterday; it was a bit odd, but I’m still here to tell the tale.

I think we should start to pray now. Some may wish to join the Good Friday Vigil with special prayers for you.

Bad news I'm afraid

Girlfriend are a korma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend are a korma, I know
I know, it's really serious

You're going to be haunted by Morrissey.

Ate not are. Stupid bloody phone

She shat herself te death.
should be on your headstone.
Fitting. Tribute.

Thank you for your support everyone. It tasted fine so I’m sure I’ll live. Hummus is just chickpeas right @NancyJoan ? Why is it also ‘houmous’ though I wonder? That’s probably a whole new thread though e.g aoili vs alioli 🤔

That was amazing. Get yourself an agent 🤣🤣

You're definitely going to die, just not from a Korma.

Earlier I accidentally ate some of the liquid that comes in one of those sachets which are attached to flowers. Still here.

I wonder if anyone actually has done that?

🙏

Not sure but i ate some sliced cooked chicken from Tesco earlier and it was all wet and slimy. I did stop eating it, and then I opened another packet to see if it was all wet, and it was. How fucking disgusting? I don’t think it was bad on reflection, maybe just pumped full of water.

So many questions about how that happened!

🤮🤮🤮

Sorry that was for @Easterfunbun

Absolutely fine OP

I thought out of date houmous was really dangerous.

We just had burgers from the freezer. 'Once frozen, eat within a month'. Dated: March 2022.

We're still here and breathing though have just had an argument with dd. Might be signs of something kicking in I guess ...

How did you manage that?

No! Assuming you didn't take a full day to get it home from the shops or that your fridge is in good working order. They build these factors in for extra leeway.

Any last words OP? Can you leave something to me in your will? No perishables please.

If you die tomorrow and then come back to life on Sunday then that's going to open a whole can of worms.

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She shat herself te death.
should be on your headstone.
Fitting. Tribute.
I wonder if anyone actually has done that?

Elvis did (sort of) His constipation was so severe, bought on by different drugs apparently, that he gave himself a heart attack attempting a bowel movement.
Possibly an urban myth 🙂

😃😃