There’s nothing worse than… (lighthearted)

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Stepping on a plug
Having to wear damp socks
A fly in the room when you’re trying to concentrate

@Idratherbepaddleboarding What's a MAMIL? Is it the same as a DFLGAD?

My toddler who likes to steal things, hides them & the continuously says "uh-oh" til you've found it. 🤬
& yes, to begin with there were maybe 3 hiding spots.... now I have to basically turn the house upside down & spend 30 mins minimum looking for the remote, phone charger, hairbrush, keys.... & will sometimes manage to hide multiple items whilst I've nipped to the loo or put the bin out!!

People at 65 in the fast lane

People who are not ready when the bus comes

Hitting your back on an open cupboard door

Hand driers that shoot water up your sleeves (I'm looking at you Dyson).

Waking up in the night needing a wee but it's too cold to get out of bed, so you try and convince yourself to go back to sleep, but can't.

Seeing a lovely cake invitingly displayed behind perspex in a supermarket, deciding that you must yield to temptation, then discovering the cake counter closed five minutes ago Why?

Finding a jammy parking space only to realise you've left your wallet at home so can't do your shopping (me last week)

Going downstairs to collect a parcel in pjs, slippers and long overcoat only to realise you're holding your car keys instead of your door keys and the door has shut behind you (me two weeks ago)

Getting electric shocks off door handles.

Wetting hair in shower but realise you've run out of shampoo.

MAMIL is middle aged man in Lycra

A crappy takeaway - just so very disappointing.

Me. Now!

The other queue moving faster

When the dog eats fox poo.

Knickers that are suddenly a bit too small

Sleeve riding up when you put on jacket / cardi / coat

Pins and needles after sitting awkwardly for half an hour.

Honestly worse than childbirth.

Being woken up in the morning by your husband's daily morning fart (on fresh sheets might I add)

God I hate this! Really makes me feel like crying sometimes.

Putting on Marigolds to wash up and finding they’re wet inside.

Ordering McDonalds nuggets at the drive through and getting home hi find they’ve forgotten your sauces.

Def. the “warm in bed, then needing wee” one - happens far too often now I’m old

Full lines of washing on a lovely sunny day… then somebody has a bloody barbecue or a bonfire😡

Hate wet cuffs and sleeves, wet socks or treading in “something”

Drivers bullying and pushing past at speed on roads, only to then sit on your bumper doing less than the speed limit… just WHY?😡😡

My ultimate annoyance…. 90% empty car park, get myself a lovely space, only to find some muppet jammed up against my car! Go Away! Also happens in my road, too.
Ditto being centimetres from my boot in shop car parks…. How the hell am I meant to get to the boot and actually open the damn thing?😡😡😡

Kneeling on Lego.

Straightening up in the kitchen and twatting your head on the corner of the cupboard door you stupidly left open.

Paper cuts.

Biting your own lip when eating.

Disappointing strawberries.

Not quite enough boiling water in the kettle for a cup of tea. You have to boil it again to top it up, but by the time it’s boiled, the half-cup you’ve already made is stewed, and it never recovers.

Your biscuit breaking in your brew.

Loosing mobile data signal whilst listening to radio via app, especially during Popmaster or Drive-time confession’s.

I laughed out loud at 'business days'! 😂

Forgetting your cup of tea so it goes cold.

thinking you haven’t drunk your tea, picking up the cup and thinking mmm tea, then realising you have drunk it after all.

accidentally dropping your moon cup down the toilet. Extra points if it’s a public toilet.

walking round all day with toothpaste down your front and not realising until somebody points it out.

really really wanting chocolate but there’s none in the house, but you go round desperately looking through all the cupboards just in case some magically appears.

@ItWasntMyFault I see your giant invisible spider and raise a giant stupid daddy long legs bashing all round the bedroom when you have switched the light out. They are too stupid to have any sort of spatial awareness and are really likely to come and bash into my face or to get caught in my hair (I think so anyway). Horrible things!

When the dog poo bag splits.