Things that wind me up for no reason.

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1 Claudia winklemans fringe 2 pot noddle advert NOOOOOOOODDLE. 3 when people say ive read that book when they downloaded it and listened instead thats not reading it glad thats of my chest now any one els got some.

People constantly rubbing their nose

Bad formatting and not proof reading.

People being overly descriptive of food, especially the phrase “lashings of butter” it makes me cringe but I don’t know why

The phrase "it is what it is".

YES OBVIOUSLY!

Haha same for “it’s always in the last place you look”

People that say ‘youse.’
Holly Willoughby.
Love Island and the tired old catchphrases associated with it. Bantz, Where’s your head at? etc ( Should be off the screen by now. )
People with camera phone out constantly at gigs.

ITV X

I don't get the snobbery about audio books, so what if the book read was the audio version. What would you prefer people say, "my dyslexia/eyesight/Parkinsons etc is so impactful I find it more comfortable to go with audio format". Jesus.....

People that wait till they're at the till and all their shopping has been beeped through and the assistant has told them the total and then, and only then, do they start rooting around in their bag for a means to pay. What? Did you think you were getting it all for free? Aaaaaargh!!!!!

The double toilet roll holders you find in public places (and my office!). The end always seems to disappear and I seem to spend ages rolling the roll around hoping the end will drop down. Drives me nuts.

People saying BROUGHT when they mean BOUGHT. They mean completely different things!!!

People saying or writing ...
Could/would/should of

Tattoos

Wibbly wobbly bums in leggings, especially when they're those leggings that go into butt cheeks. Skanky and yer arse is not in the least bit toned.

Broom heads for eyelashes.

Indoor shutters on double glazed , pvc windows.

Broom heads for eyelashes
😂😂

When people spell Center Parcs as Centre Parcs. I don't know why it annoys me so much.

I saw a girl yesterday with eyelashes so thick and long that she could barely open her eyes.

Come to think about it, that might explain why she ran into me, at full pelt

Traffic light queues and cars that leave a big gap and then inch forward and stop then inch forward again ,waiting for the lights to change. It drives me insane- especially on hills. Just drive up and stop.

But how can you get your purse out at the same time as bagging the shopping? You can pause the bagging to get your purse out, but that's the same amount of delay as doing it at the end.

People who constantly say “You know”

Enormous fake eyebrows and eyelashes

Noisy car exhausts

Scott Mills

You do it before you start packing- I put my purse next to the bags.

People scraping their plate with the knife.
Anyone who sticks up for Stephen Bear on SM.

The word outsourcing on mn

I want to scream do it your fucking self

My husbands loud sneezing

People claiming they have OCD just because they clean their house

The insane amount of people self diagnosing themselves with ADHD in 2022/2023

People recording their food in restaurants

When you've put a new toilet roll on the holder, and someone changes it so the piece you're trying to get is underneath and not on top, if that makes sense. You can't just pull, you have to reach under lol.

I can't imagine Claudia Winkleman without a fringe lol.

@Allthecatsandcosyblankets the OCD thing! It's almost like some people brag, "my house is so tidy because I have OCD , what am I like eh?!" Yes Sandra , it's completely the same as thinking if you don't make a cup of tea in the same way every day, something bads going to happen to your family lol.