Things that wind me up for no reason.

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1 Claudia winklemans fringe 2 pot noddle advert NOOOOOOOODDLE. 3 when people say ive read that book when they downloaded it and listened instead thats not reading it glad thats of my chest now any one els got some.

Hearing people eating.And wierd noises - litterally go right through me.

Also my DH sneezing. A loud sneezer - does about 10-15 in a row. Every time.

When out, 3/4 people taking up the whole path width ways thinking they own it and make no attempt at being considerate at moving over slightly so you can pass.( Or they're stood there talking taking up most of the path)

Agree with Claudia's fringe.

People typing fcking instead of fucking.
Lip fillers - you look ridiculous.
Golf.
Rain.
ITV
I could go on forever...

Handles grabbing at your clothes, I swear my kitchen cupboard door handles all turn into little grabby hands as soon as I try to walk past, same with the bastard
bannister.

Have to say that full stop in the title is winding me up too!

I notice this specifically in disabled loos (use them a lot with work). I have beer seen a disabled loo with a hook. Not that it's broken or missing, there just isn't is one.

Do people with disabilities not have bags?

Crisp packets, God I hate the noise they make, they've been changed so they make the maximum noise possible when someone eats out of them. I presume this is to make us all want crisps, I don't eat crisps and I just want to empty other people's out and burn the packet to teach it a lesson.
Thanks @popcoin , I feel better now

Listening to an audio book really is different to reading an actual book though. E.g. if a teacher told you that your child spent the morning learning to read, you'd be a bit shocked if that meant they'd listened to an audio recording.

The phrase "freshly ground black pepper". DH used to live with someone who always went into raptures about the deliciousness of "freshly ground black pepper".

Get a grip! It's pepper. Freshly ground or not, it's just fucking pepper. It's like getting excited about bin liners or swimming breaststroke.

People walking whilst reading their phones and narrowly avoiding me at the last minute or I’ve had to do a swerve. LOOK FORWARDS FFS.

This is a bit niche but out of date street furniture.

So bunting that's been left up after the jubilee, old signs. I drove past a sign for an attraction that closed down in 1992 - surely it needs to be taken down? Really drives me nuts.

Sitting at a table in an empty cafe/bar /restaurant and someone walks in and squeezes onto the table next to you.

I get all of these

CountingMareep · Today 12:49

Nearly always accompanied by trout pouts...

I've always thought that they look like badly inflated rubber dinghies. Who told women and girls that it's a good look? My eyes are drawn towards them in horror!

Lorrymum · Today 20:12

Sitting at a table in an empty cafe/bar /restaurant and someone walks in and squeezes onto the table next to you.

It's probably the same bastard who has parked too close to your driver's side door in a HALF EMPTY CAR PARK, FFS!

This should be an actual crime! 😆

Children saying “oh my days” when they have only been alive for a few years ….

farfromthecoast · Today 07:46

This should be an actual crime!

Yes! By having the offending vehicle vaporised with laser cannons, on the spot.

This is how I feel about the obsession with a 'crusty' loaf on Mumsnet. People never seem to just eat bread.

The phrase 'curl up with a book'. See it all the time on posts here about 'what would you do if you had a free night'. No one would ever just read a book. They'd always curl up.

I just picture the most irritating person literally curled up reading their book, smug in their satisfaction that they're not just sitting.

I get this but then I'm thinking if it's a cafe with 2 tables in a beautiful window overlooking the river and you're in one, I'm taking the other 😂

I think I would forgive you for that.

Dates of births and dates written in numerical form. Ie 1/2/2000.

I was not born in “2”, but February! The day and year don’t bother me, because they are numerical, it’s just the month. I’d rather write it as 1st February 2000 (and usually do if the form gives me space).