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If the Aliens come

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Fifi00 · 13/02/2023 09:48

So reading about an unidentified aircraft being shot down again. I know it's probably Chinese aircraft but I'm wondering what the world / MNers would do if Aliens do in future arrive ? I personally think we aren't evolved enough to comprehend contact with another species. It should be kept hidden if there is alien life. We spend a lot of time fighting and destroying each other for small bits of land. I hope if it is friendly Aliens they cease trying to contact and wait for another few hundred years.

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ExistenceOptional · 13/02/2023 10:44

YetAnotherSpartacus · 13/02/2023 10:42

I would wonder how soon the supermarket shelves would be empty of toilet paper.

I have over 100 rolls but now you mention it ...

Grin
BluebellsareBlue · 13/02/2023 10:46

AutumnCrow · 13/02/2023 09:52

I'd think it was a helluva day to quit drinking

@AutumnCrow what a film!!!!!

VeryUnstableGenius · 13/02/2023 10:49

BlueAgaveDreams · 13/02/2023 10:18

Exactly, I expect we're in for a well deserved telling off, or a
"We'll take it from here, bye fuckwits"

You don’t get to be the apex predator by treating others well, and I’d expect the aliens to be similar tbh.

Hope they’d be kind but unlikely

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TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 13/02/2023 10:54

I think they are Aliens. 👽

They're coming to see the Coronation of 'one of their own' in May.

As they say on Alpha Centauri "Once a lizard, always a lizard."

Teaandtoast3 · 13/02/2023 11:04

😂 and these responses are why I love mumsnet

Ladyofthelake53 · 13/02/2023 11:04

I should think theyd take one look at Earth and the human species and do a u turn sharpish

stbrandonsboat · 13/02/2023 11:21

They would farm us, the way we farm animals. We'd be sent to vivisection units for experimentation then turned into fertiliser.

AutumnCrow · 13/02/2023 11:27

BluebellsareBlue · 13/02/2023 10:46

@AutumnCrow what a film!!!!!

Russell Casse was a fabulous character. God loves a trier!

AutumnCrow · 13/02/2023 11:29

Nitgel · 13/02/2023 10:41

mnetters would ask for a separate 'Alien' topic

I just had a look and there's a topic board called The Unexplained. Who knew?

LoveMAFS · 13/02/2023 11:30

If aliens have sufficient technology to reach us then they have enough wisdom not to come down to earth. They can hear the nightmare that we are from space. You wouldn't need to land, you could learn/see everything from above.

elQuintoConyo · 13/02/2023 11:32

Bleach my arsehole as a courtesy.

Iluvfriends · 13/02/2023 11:34

Put them in charge of the country.

bobbytorq · 13/02/2023 11:39

I'd hope they would anhilate the worlds leaders so we can start again.

KaftanKate · 13/02/2023 11:40

They're staging an intervention, not an invasion.

To save us from ourselves.
👽

ScullysMate · 13/02/2023 11:58

Is anyone a bit concerned about how it’s being reported though? Almost like ‘they’ want us to think it’s aliens…it’s really weird and a bit unsettling. Reminds me of the feeling I got at the start of Covid. Like something big was about to happen.

WhoNeedsSleepNotISaidMyBody · 13/02/2023 12:01

AutumnCrow · 13/02/2023 09:52

I'd think it was a helluva day to quit drinking

Really? I think it would be a good day to drinking properly!! 😂😂

Alien films etc are really not my thing, but I do like disaster films (the old daft ones anyway) so last night I watched Independence Day-saster. it's as daft as they come, but it did make me think!

despite my age, I still expect Alien Lifeform to somewhat resemble humans/ET and not,say, a box, hairbrush, anything else.

The old cartoons of aliens watching humans (there was a series of them) the memory still makes me laugh.

in my favourite they're trying to understand why we pack up our ships (vehicles) transport ourselves (drive) 200 miles to put up shelters (tents) and spend countless nights sleeping on the ground outside, toileting in boxes or outside and incinerating our food etc etc

Always used to make me laugh a lot when we went camping.

AutumnCrow · 13/02/2023 12:13

elQuintoConyo · 13/02/2023 11:32

Bleach my arsehole as a courtesy.

I’m treating my recent flexible sigmoidoscopy as a dress rehearsal.

x2boys · 13/02/2023 12:26

How do you know they haven't already been here's ,I was watching something in Netflix about used claimed mysteries and one of the documentaries was about. UFO,s and.an incident over lake Eerie( I think.) In the early 90,s fascinating.

blippyissilly · 13/02/2023 12:29

"They" showed up over seventy years ago

whatanoddthingtoask · 13/02/2023 12:31

Personally I want to see what uri gellar has to say about it all !

whatanoddthingtoask · 13/02/2023 12:32

*geller

viques · 13/02/2023 18:23

There could be a big bust up with the A for asexual in the LGBT alphabet soup…….

“Yes, minority humans, you deny your sexual urges and ignore the function of your genitalia, but we have laser guns ,can mind meld and have cute tentacles, so I think the A is ours , you can pick another letter, but not M . ”

SquirrelSoShiny · 13/02/2023 18:58

GMOOH2023 · 13/02/2023 10:37

Well no MNetter ever answers the door so the aliens could go about their business unnoticed.

😂😂😂

Pinotpleasure · 13/02/2023 19:06

Hmmmm - the US government considered me to be an Alien until I got my US citizenship…..

On the other hand, I’m sure we could play some Conway Twitty crooning songs eg. ‘When I’m Calling You…oo..ooo.oooo’ from loudspeakers and loudhailers on the top of cars and trucks.

It worked in the movie ‘Mars Attacks!’ :)