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Tell me what you hate about having a dog

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Worriedagainmum · 07/01/2023 16:21

As I really want to get one for emotional support, but I know it’s such a big decision

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MissMelanieH · 16/03/2024 22:22

Ok reasons I never got another after she died:

The extra cleaning
The hair
The smell
The extra expense
Having to go out for a long walk every day no matter how I felt or how dreadful the weather was.
They're incredibly tying.
Having guests over can be stressful if they don't like dogs.
The early wake ups
The responsibility of caring for the dog and putting them first even when you don't feel like it (good practice for being a parent though)
Clearing up the poo.

And most of all the fact that they go and die and completely break your heart!!

Towerofsong · 16/03/2024 22:31

When I had a dog, she was lovely ABC I loved her, but:

She had constant anal gland problems so would try to deal with it by dragging her anus across my rug. Vet couldn't resolve it except by expressing the gland for which they wanted me to be there and hold her while they squeezed and I heaved.

Every time I got up she would jump up and run to the front door waiting for a walk. It made me tense because I couldn't just move around my own home without her reacting.
Every time I was eating she would watch every mouthful I took, even though I always fed her first. That made me feel guilty and uncomfortable.
Wet dog smell is gross.
Even worse is the smell of hot or sweaty dog and dog slobber in a car.
She would roll in poo and get it all over her collar and then I couldn't lead her by the collar to be washed
Hair everywhere.
Vet bills.
When I went out she would find something of mine (underwear off the drying rack, glasses) and chew it. Cost me a fortune in bras and sunglasses.
Couldn't go to bed until it was late enough for her to be walked and last the night. If I was wanting an early night...tough.

Had to walk her before anything else in the morning.
Couldn't go away spontaneously.
Dog vomit on rug occasionally.

moanyhole · 16/03/2024 23:03

The poo, the hair, the doggy smell, the constant hoovering up hair, the walks, their short lifespan, knowing my heart will shatter when she's gone

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MohairTortoise · 16/03/2024 23:52

The feeling of responsibility, very similar to having a toddler.
Having to walk dog in all weathers, no matter how I feel.
The mud in the house.
The barking.
The dog breath.
Carving at least an hour out of every single day to walk the dog.
The constant training, as if my dog can't retain information so I need to go over and over and over it.
The expense, pet insurance, grooms, food, flea treatment, worming treatment, treats, toys, beds, leads, collars.
Picking up dog shit.
Imagining lovely calm walks in spring air only to discover its a dog that pulls and sniffs every blade of grass and a lot of walks are in rain, or biting cold wind, or its too hot to walk dog and dog mopes.
Dog vomiting every so often.
Wet dog smell.
Scratching up my lawn.
Dog wee ruining my lawn.
Not being able to leave the house for the day because I have to get back for the dog.
Dog eating my glasses, chewing my shoes etc.
Dog pulling over my laundry basket constantly.
Rolling in poo.
Dog slobber.
Dog hair.
Scratching my sofa to bits.
Licking his privates noisily while I'm eating my dinner.
The amount of pure hatred in society towards Dog owners.
Having other dogs run over to me and my dog when we are out on walks with no owners in sight, because they've seen my dog and want to play.
Other dog owners assuming that because I have a dog, I'm a lover of all dogs and am quite happy to be jumped up at, clawed, or want to fuss their dogs.
Walking on fields covered in dog shit which I'd probably avoid if I didn't have a dog.
The whining when we are walking.
Dog trying to wee up against cars.

Having said all of this, I love my dog, but I won't have anymore dogs after this one. They are incredibly restricting and the expense just goes on and on.
When I got my dog, I thought the initial set up was expensive before I'd got him through the door.
How I laugh about my naivety now! 🤣🤣🤣

Jess579 · 17/03/2024 07:05

We have alarm system thanks how is that gonna protect me? 🤣 he kicked my door in previously, and stranguled me near death. Thanks again for your advice. I was considering to return him,my partner wouldn't let me and tbh when it comes to being serious i wouldn't have the heart. But u have to understand not everyone is a dog person.

Wolfiefan · 17/03/2024 07:29

@Jess579 and not everyone should have a dog.

Jess579 · 17/03/2024 07:32

Okay smart ass. Literally everyone complain here and i said my side and u come at me. I didnt want to have a dog nor asked for 1. He got it! And its not like i ever hurt him. Have a blessed day

LadyMuckonpancakes · 17/03/2024 07:33

This thread has cured my craving for a dog!!

Dontforgetthesalamander · 17/03/2024 07:35

Jess579 · 17/03/2024 07:05

We have alarm system thanks how is that gonna protect me? 🤣 he kicked my door in previously, and stranguled me near death. Thanks again for your advice. I was considering to return him,my partner wouldn't let me and tbh when it comes to being serious i wouldn't have the heart. But u have to understand not everyone is a dog person.

You want a dog to take on the risk of your ex breaking in so the dog can put himself in harms way for you but you're not happy about looking after the dog until that point.

What's in it for the dog?

Vitriolinsanity · 17/03/2024 12:16

DS cannot leave an unattended sock for a second.

I wake up lying diagonally where he's bumped up against me and I've moved away to avoid blowing up. Yesterday I came too at 3 am on my front with him between my legs. I had to grab the headboard and crab up the bed.

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