In hindsight, what gave you the ick? (Lighthearted)

[JorisBonson]

The other day I remembered that ex DH would turn the water r off halfway through showering, and for some reason this gave me a belated ick.
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s trousers were always too short too.

Mine used to drink that much milk he stank of cheese

Sniffed his belly button fluff and thought he was fucking hilarious but in reality everyone laughs at him not with him.

Omg lol

My ex constantly saying 'boom!' and addressing every room he walked into as 'Hi you beautiful people' oh fuck off mate. Tbh it gives me the rage and the ick

I think we have the same ex. Was fucking obsessed with his stinking belly button the rancid git

For those asking about the shower, he'd go under the water and turn the shower off to later himself up, then turn the water back on. Environmentally friendly yes, but gave me the ick (inexplicably) 🤣

An ex boyfriend:

He made sex noises 🤢
The way he walked so nonchalantly and casually in my flat doing weird things with his hands

I'm laughing so much at the eating one 😂sounds like a dog guarding its treat!

One ex used to say "who's your daddy?" during sex... one time we went to a theme park and he yelled it when on a rollercoaster. That was it for me!

I already had the ick to be fair, but I decided to try sex one more time, to see if I could reignite the flame. He smelt of red wine and BO. I regret it immediately, neither of us finished, and never did it again.

@XenoBitch DH once asked "who's your daddy" so said my Dad's name. Apparently that kills the mood somewhat.

Ok so I don't have much experience as met current DP (I'm 28) at 18. But my boyfriend before him was a lovely redhead, slim, clear skinned tall guitar player.

Within a year of getting together he gave himself a dodgy black hair dye botch job (ick), grew it to shoulder length (didn't suit him ick), grew a bulging black head on his nose and wouldn't let me squeeze it (ick) and gained three stone through eating something called a kebab monster (a foot long naan rolled around kebab mean so salad like a burrito).

My god I was glad to use uni to break up with him.

Meat no salad*

The ick and nausea are different things. One means the loss of all sexual/romantic attraction the other means feeling sick at something.

😂😂

Not me personally but I remember watching Geordie Shore a few years ago and a guy telling his girlfriend, "Well done" after they'd finished sex. 🤢🤢

I had one who mixed his food on the plate before eating it. And one who rubbed crumbs off his fingers and onto his remaining food - that’s dirt, it needs wiping off and throwing away, you don’t eat it!

So, so many have given me the ick and once it sets in, there’s no going back.
In no particular order:
He had a very sweaty upper lip.
Another had small sharp teeth with lots of gum showing which seemed somehow worse when he had eaten garlic.
Any man that used a ‘cute’ baby voice has given me the immediate ick.
Running up to me in the street with a ‘galloping horses’ hooves run and an excited face.
Using a black bin bag as a hold-all for his stuff when staying at mine, holding it in his hand with the top rolled over.
Being moved to tears at a Carpenters song. (Wanker).
Ordering a milkshake in a cafe when everyone was ordering coffee.
Wearing very tiny black ‘pants’ that gave a pouch effect.
Telling me in all seriousness “I’m going to put a condom on, and make love to you like you’ve never been made love to before.”
Scrutinising the bill in a restaurant.
Referring to his dick as ‘My lad.’
Referring to himself as a ‘Love Pup’. (FFS).
Pretending to get over excited about a pub meal.
Asking me if I liked his chest and shoulders.
Wearing a close fitting beige jumper with nothing underneath.
Picking me up for a date in a Nissan Micra.
Eating cubes of raw bacon.
This wasn’t all one man, obvs.

I walked in on an ex furiously masturbating when he thought I was in the shower many moons ago, his contorted face has haunted me ever since.

Hairy shoulders, couldn't drive, couldn't swim.

One of my feet pointed inwards as a kid. I was sent to a podiatrist and they gave me special insoles. Might be worth an ask at the GP.

No and I don't want to give him any ideas!

@Whichwhatnow 🤣🤣

Had an aged Rimmel concealer in the bathroom cupboard. Always tried to pretend it was mine. (It wasn't, was about 20 years old and slightly hairy.) Would occasionally catch him applying it to invisible pimples and he'd do a little shimmy and say 'man about town'.
I give myself the ick for having endured that.

I’m really sorry if I alarmed you. I knew referring to it as a medical problem wasn’t the best way to refer to it but I was tired and couldn’t think of any other way at the time.

So, I have two young grandson who walk with their feet at 10 and 2, they’re cousins, but they both do it for different reasons. One has one leg a wee bit longer than the other, it doesn’t cause him to limp but it does cause him to walk with his feet turned out. The other one is like elastic man and has hyper mobility which causes his arches to collapse when walking even though he doesn’t have flat feet. Both of the boys had insoles made for their shoes but it’s going to be about 2 years before we’ll see any difference in the way they walk. The person who made the insoles for them also told me that if they had to wear sandals for any reason they should wear Birkenstocks as they have something resembling an arch in them. I had my grandsons see an Orthopedic Surgeon who specialized in children with musculoskeletal issues but we don’t live in the UK and I think you’d just start off with seeing your GP. It’s always good to get these things checked out because in the case of our elastic man we now understand why he often just hurts and has random aches in various parts of him.

On the night we broke up, which was Boxing Day, he thought it was appropriate to give me my Christmas present which was an anal butt plug! Made me feel sick. Lots of thought and romance gone into that one!! 🙄Needless to say, it went straight in the bin.