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The inevitable return of Mornington Crescent

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 22/10/2022 18:10

As winter approaches and the nights draw in, one’s thoughts naturally turn to wholesome, homely entertainment. Instead, though, I invite experienced players and novices alike to join me in a game of Mornington Crescent.

To keep the pace gentle, I’ll begin with an inverse Lepton to

Seven Sisters

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LlynTegid · 11/12/2022 16:36

Let's move down the Bakerloo line to Oxford Circus.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 11/12/2022 20:20

Ho hum. You’ve boxed me in, so my only way to break loose is to go international

Berlin Alexanderplatz

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HazelBite · 11/12/2022 20:25

No surely not could you not gone to Green Park??

HazelBite · 11/12/2022 20:27

that should read not have gone to Green Park (quite flustered by the idea of going international at this juncture)

TragicMuse · 12/12/2022 10:59

I don't know, Green Park would be quite the leap. But then we are in International play so...

Oh, what the hell. Nidd or not, Rome, Circo Massimo.

LlynTegid · 13/12/2022 07:19

I hurry back to St Pancras International

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 13/12/2022 16:52

In which case, the logical progression is

Romford

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DuckonaBike · 13/12/2022 19:45

Sorry to have missed the excursion to the Continent.

Heathrow Terminal Five

LlynTegid · 13/12/2022 21:49

Use of the Elizabeth line I see. Let's move to Hanwell.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 15/12/2022 00:37

I’m a trifle concerned that the rate of play is slowing down. Of course, that might be because we are all tired and distracted as we prepare for the festive season, or it might be because, in this cold snap, our fingers are too numb to work the electronic devices on which we play the game of games. Or could it be because we have yet to play Bazalgette’s Presumptive to

Marylebone?

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LlynTegid · 15/12/2022 07:27

I wondered when the builder of an important part of London's infrastructure (or the rule named in his honour) would come into play. So thinking of the time when his work coincided with that which created the basis of the game of games, a move to Farringdon.

HazelBite · 15/12/2022 10:29

Ah @ Llyn Tegrid Farringdon evokes such nostalgia in me........so inevitably I have to move to Temple

TragicMuse · 15/12/2022 12:31

Sticking with Bazalgette, Tower Hill

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 15/12/2022 12:51

Hexenjagd some time ago played an inverse Bazalgette but I agree, LlynTegid, that he does not get the attention he deserves. I need to finish (or start) my Christmas shopping so am off to

Covent Garden

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LlynTegid · 15/12/2022 13:09

I think we should continue shopping at Piccadilly Circus.

TragicMuse · 15/12/2022 13:29

Bond Street, surely?

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 15/12/2022 13:39

You are right, TragicMuse, that Bond Street is the natural shopping habitat for many players of the game of games, but heating the vast ancestral pile (15 bedrooms at the last count) is proving expensive and so one must make economies. Besides, the younger generation prefer gifts from the boutiques of Covent Garden, so Nanny tells me.

Knightsbridge

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TragicMuse · 15/12/2022 19:16

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 15/12/2022 13:39

You are right, TragicMuse, that Bond Street is the natural shopping habitat for many players of the game of games, but heating the vast ancestral pile (15 bedrooms at the last count) is proving expensive and so one must make economies. Besides, the younger generation prefer gifts from the boutiques of Covent Garden, so Nanny tells me.

Knightsbridge

Ah yes. We've had to close the East wing and keep most of the curtains closed, though that does have the added advantage of keeping the light off the pictures...

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2022 21:53

My dears, we are burning the paintings, for a good blaze I recommend a Rembrandt, but for longevity you can’t beat a Canaletto.
My dearest sister was doing her annual shopping jaunt to the little byways around Soho and was sad to see some of last of the little Italian coffee shops has closed. So sad.
So apropos of nothing, Great Portland Street.

Beancounter1 · 15/12/2022 22:41

I'm playing by the eight-year-old boy rules.

MORNINGTON CRESCENT

And if you don't let me win then I am throwing the pieces all over the floor, tipping up the coffee table, and slamming the door before I stomp upstairs to my room. Because otherwise it is just not faaaaair.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 15/12/2022 22:50

Oh well done, Beancounter1. I failed to see that coming, although it now occurs to me that the Archbishop played that move with great aplomb at the Helsinki championship in 1990, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. Would you care to start the next game?

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Beancounter1 · 15/12/2022 22:56

I feel that I should be made to apologise, and have my laptop confiscated for the next three days. I am humbled by your offer of starting the next game.

How about actually starting at Mornington Crescent. It makes it doubly hard to get back here. I believe there is a precedent, but I can't recall the details.

LlynTegid · 16/12/2022 07:05

Well done @Beancounter1

It is probably a bit easier if the next move is south to Warren Street.

TragicMuse · 16/12/2022 07:22

Well done Beancounter! Masterful play!

Russell Square

HazelBite · 16/12/2022 11:30

Gosh all I can go with is Harrow on the Hill

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