Don't go in to the water. Crocodiles off the North Yorkshire coast

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www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/22996639.mum-insists-saw-three-huge-crocodiles-swimming-sea-off-filey---experts-brand-sighting-vanishingly-unlikely/

Experts have said that it would be extremely unlikely that crocodiles which are cold blooded would like the cold North Sea.

Unless this is an unexpected effect of climate change and warning oceans.

But we all know what we think of experts. And why wouldn't they want to explore Yorkshire and its amazing coastline

(Or it could just be a log. Or plastic)

Crocodile Rocks

Exactly

We were in the Lakes at the time of the disappearing geese, and chatted with the steamer skipper who had seen it happen: 3 birds on two separate trips, all around the same part of the lake. Local wisdom was suggesting a big dog otter, but one of those massive catfish could be a possibility!

"Crocodiles are tough as owt" ...
Love it!

A few years ago an alligator was fished out of a lagoon not a million miles from me, but a considerable distance from where he should have been. He was christened Chance the Snapper.

Lol as if this hoax tik tok has made the news and people are believing it

I live there, they're still there, cos they're rocks lol

@PuttingDownRoots

yes please!!

the woman saw Rockodiles!! She should lay off the drink!!

@ErrolTheDragon with socks?!??

It's not even a hoax, a woman posted on our local moan page cos her friend who was staying in a nearby holiday camp was convinced she had filmed crocodiles, she was laughed off the page and people are still posting random items saying they're crocodiles and to beware 😂

@Herja Ever since I saw one I occasionally Google and go down a big cat rabbit hole..there's a recent one thats been pictured on a roof of a building in Chester I think, will try to link it

www.google.com/amp/s/www.theargus.co.uk/news/22287295.amp/
The link

Took a moment ot get my head round going down a big cat rabbit hole.

Not sure what that link is though, looked like a page of code starting with 'bootstrap' ... might be dodgy...

Are those not giant turds? Perhaps a turdberg even??

The link is to a news article. I went down yet another big cat rabbit hole whilst googling that link and I've found a sighting a few days ago not far from where I live!

@Letsdorevenge that looks more like a giant rodent than a cat of any description.

@SudocremOnEverything I don't know but I really want it to be real!
There's a video if you Google it and it looks like it'd chowing down on something..frightening

That’s a black lab licking it’s balls.

It's in the Daily milk today but looking closer it now looks like a cow to me

This is hilarious 😂 I live near the ‘sightings’ and it’s rocks lol 😂 loads of people have gone and seen they are rocks .

My six-year-old

Now this I do believe!

We have escaped wallabies near us, even though we know they’re around it’s still a bit of a shock when you catch sight of one.

I grew up in an area with lots of big cat sightings. The theory was that wealthy people bought them as exciting pets and they escaped.

I have a photo of a small croc(cayman) living locally in a tidal river 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s a cow, a steer to be exact. If you look at the video on a high res screen, it’s clearly a bovine. The ‘tail’ is actually its hind leg stretched out with the leading edge facing the camera. As it moved its head to lick you see it’s horns. The sheep are also also unperturbed. It looks small so probably an Aberdeen Angus or a Belted Galloway. 100% bovine.