What would you invent?

[SouperNoodle]

Lying in bed and turning the pillow every few seconds as it keeps getting too hot and have decided that I want to invent a pillow or pillowcase that stays cool 24/7

I'd also invent an alarm clock that physically lifts me out of bed like in cartoons 😁

What would you invent?

Small bags for baby socks! And hair bobbles.

Laundry bags! Thank you for pointing them out. I’ve just got some on their way now.

A machine that sucked up surplus heat during a heatwave and then blasted it out when you needed it in winter.

(COL crisis influenced that idea)

A system that would deliver sunscreen in May that lasts until the end of September. I'm thinking a bit like a spray tan booth. I'd so pay for that!

I'd invent an additive to fuel so if there is a leak/oil spillage iin the sea it would foam up, float & become "scoopable". So clean up would be easy and not destroy & kill the wildlife.

If I win the lottery, I'll fund all of these inventions because I need them ALL in my life 😂

Re: jamming device for use on trains etc. they do exist but I think they're illegal! Why?

Electronic 'talking' treads for stairs for partially sighted or blind people so they know where they are without having to count or for use in public spaces where they are not familiar with the stairs. Voice warning system like there is on escalators

Hot mulled cider. or just warm cider. Hot port and lemon. Warm Pomona. Hot toddy. Hot Buttered rum, Eggnog, Raspberry leaf tea with some raspberry vodka.

An injection that prevents all illness.

Actual real life Armoured Bears.

That's so funny, I was just about to say the same thing - though I was thinking of it more like a washing machine so you got some exercise at the same time!

A sticky brick wall with sticky brick waistcoats that you can put in toddlers by the door and stick them to the wall whilst you dress the other DCs so no one runs off and strips off whilst you put everyone else's shoes on

Although I still haven't worked out what the small bag is for yet.

Fold your delicates up into it (eg bras and lacy knickers so they are kept safer in washing machine load and don't catch

This is brilliant!!

My young cat brought a live pigeon bigger than him in through our cat flap It caused havoc!

Self-levelling tables. No more having to stick something under one leg.

Something to reach your back with when putting tanning lotion on at the sunbeds

I'd invent a gadget that you take with you when you go for a walk. It surrounds you with a force field that repels other people's dogs.

Savoury snacks that don't need refrigerated. I don't mean crisps, I mean more like a bar you can pick up and eat, most of the ones available are fruit or chocolate or caramel flavoured. I want cheese and tomato, or chicken flavour.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant

Something to clip on top of my wirly gig washing line that keeps the rain off.....a bit like an umbrella with sides.......but it still has to let the wind in and the damp air out.....

A person who when you are very ill, like having multiple tests and procedures etc. would take over all the booking and chasing and fighting with consultant secretaries so you can just concentrate on getting well.

A method by which you could make an appointment to see a GP.

My son would love this one.

You beat me to it! A dunk in a tank in spring to see you through to autumn. They could give you a long lasting vitbd injection at the same time. Perfect.