5 yo DD Just made me cry laughing

[PipinwasAuntieMabelsdog]

Just in the kitchen carrying things from the pantry and trying to do something else, anyway I dropped everything... and this little voice says 'For pity's sake! That's why we do things one at a time, who's going to have to clean that up? Me, that's who!'

She obviously pays more attention to what I say than I thought...

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Dgd dropped something and exclaimed “Oh Tits!”
she would have been about the same age. Little pitchers have big ears!

My 5 year old always says 'Peace off, fly!' when one comes in the window. I blame his daddy!

That's adorable!

That's hilarious!

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Aah loving these!!

I was once cut off by a driver and a little voice piped up at the back; 'he's just a fucking cunt isn't he mummy?'.

I was not sure whether to be overjoyed that my verbally delayed ASD child had finally said a full and complete sentence or horrified.

[His dad got a right bollocking though when I got home].

😂So did she clean it up and send you to the naughty step?

Oh my word!! Hope dad remembers for the future!! 🤣😂

My DH has a potty mouth and once referred to our dog as the " fucking dog" for peeing in the kitchen. Later on we were walking with our youngest kid ( about 2 at the time) and he pointed at a woman walking her dog. " Mummy look there's a fucking dog. Look at the fucking dog". I was going " ssh, no don't say that", but he just kept saying it, getting louder. The woman gave me disgusted look and I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me.

These are ace!😀

DH one stubbed his toe on the bed and couldn't help himself exclaiming 'fuck sake' unfortunately within toddlers hearing. Fortunately she wanted to know where the fox was that bit him.

Husband made the baby jump laughing at look a fucking dog!' 😂

@Petulathethird she told me off for laughing!

Too funny!!

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I’d be horrified personally

I had to give myself a telling off and remind myself to choose my words carefully after an incident while I was driving.
A man was standing in the middle of a busy road trying to cross to the other side and I remarked to my DC who was around 2 at the time "Look at that silly man in the road, he could get hurt", a little voice from the back pipes up "get off the road a***e"🙊

Well laughed @SummerLobelia , that's soooo funny 😂

What always used to confound me when mine were little was how long it took to drum “please” and “thank you” in, but say “shit” (or anything else unsuitable) just the once and it was instantly there…

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's so true!

When my DD was about five she was at my mums and it was raining. My mum said she was stood at the window when DD said 'it's fucking pissing it down out there isn't it Nanna' oh I was mortified when she told me and my mum never said a swear word in her life 😂😂

2yo DD couldn't get the tv remote to do what she wanted yesterday and done the biggest sigh and said "oh for goodness sake!" Glad it wasn't the f word instead 😂

It’s because we use so much more expression when we swear than when we use manners.

DD went to nursery at 6 months. They were very excited when she said her first words there. Except they then had to tell me that she'd said "bugger' when she'd knocked something over and could I perhaps get to her to say something else