Summarise your most recent bizarre dream in less than 2 lines

[BruceAndNosh]

Mine - getting consumer advice on the best Air fryer... from The Umbrella Academy character Number Five.

I found a mouldy sock in a tupperware box. I was planning to wash it to see if it would wash up ok before trying to return it to it's owner.

Being horrified at discovering a new monster 5g mast the size of a tower block outside my home

Walking into my living room to find all my furniture piled high on top of eachother, then lights flicking on everytime I turned them off, scene changed to a mountain side and my kids are lost. Woke up sweating and in a panic.

A bit dramatic: Falling off a cliff and able to grab a ledge that appeared out of nowhere!

(I was camping in some mountains at the time a rolled off the the mat holding on to my backpack that was beside me! 😳)

My best friend‘s dsis flying around the kitchen lamp and laughing hysterically.
For whatever reason, this is the worst nightmare I have had in my life. I still remember the absolute terror I felt when I woke up. No idea what was so horrible about it 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Just woken up from:

Trapped in a house with children besieged by three grizzly bears and three very bite-y otters. Once they were dealt with, we got invaded by multiple pokemon.

Me and my friends estranged husband moving into a bed sit together.

I like him very much but as a brother not a partner and we're both in our sixties 🤣

I bought my team at work a packet of sausages each as an end of term gift

My ancient line manager donated me some sperm (literally handed it to me)

Very sternly berating two elderly ladies who were standing in my greenhouse accusing my husband of feeding them inferior ready meals. I was trying to move huge piles of raw meat at the time.

Standing in thick snow everywhere, amazed that it didn't melt in this heatwave. Woke up extremely hot....just shows even in my sleep my brain can do wishful thinking!

This made me laugh out loud

Took my very young dog on a coach trip with our friends’ also very young dog. It was stressful!

I had to close the shop i work in for 5 minutes so i could talk to a card saleswoman called donna

and people kept coming in to the shop, for some reason the shop gained a few extra members of staff and another door

i kept telling customers that they couldn’t come in…just for 5 minutes and at one point i said to jenny on reception (we dont have a reception or a jenny) that she would have to take over telling the customers to stay out and she said that she couldn’t do that…a bit later she asked me to order some stationery and i said that if she couldn’t tell the customers not to come in then I couldn’t order her any stationary ….ha! Mic drop

the dog groomer from across the road popped in and then everyone and their dog (literally) kept trying to come in as well…pesky obviously unlockable 2nd door!

theres more but im bored of typing