Summarise your most recent bizarre dream in less than 2 lines

[BruceAndNosh]

Mine - getting consumer advice on the best Air fryer... from The Umbrella Academy character Number Five.

I was on holiday with DH and we had just been sentenced to death. I was hoping I could smooth things over but just in case I was trying to teach young DS how to get in touch with my sister so she could fly in and collect him if we were executed.

Boris Johnson doing my nails in a salon in Turkey - and then waiting on me in the restaurant next door

Trying to order new school pinafores.

My youngest is 9 and hasn't worn pinafore for school since Yr 1.

Last night I was Princess Di's secret (and much more common) child.

Neighbour having a party on balcony and throwing a mop at me.

My daughter blow dried my actually super straight hair and gave me too much lift at the roots so it looked like I had my dreadful 1980s perm again. I was traumatised.

this was last night

I woke up at 8am. I had until 10am to pack my entire house up and move.

In reality I was on holiday and had to be up at 8 to vacate at 10am. Slightly less stressful than packing a whole house up and moving!

Falling off an oval shaped mountain made of rubber in Gran Canaria

Was watching the X-factor on TV and my 16 year old son was on it. He had bleached his hair (badly - "sun-in" style of the '80s). Was more freaked out by the bleached hair than the fact he was on X-factor without me knowing.

Lenny Kravitz rocking a beautiful black tutu dancing along a suburban pavement with his entourage and troop of dancers, before disappearing and being announced dead. Then a shifty a man arrives on the scene forging his autograph and and trying to sell them as genuine.

Rows of people lying on the ground covered in fluffy white towels. Rubbed themselves with oil then willingly rolly pollied into ovens that were alongside them. They all then closed the doors behind them to cook to death 😱

I woke up gasping in fright. Such an odd dream!

I removed my own stomach to empty and it was full of giant green beans (it was like a clear plastic bag). I then panicked because I didn't know how to put it back in.

Youtuber talking about her collection of movie themed dildos.

DH opened the attic for something and freed cartoon-like squirrels and a made up dangerous creature that's a cross between badger and raccoon. Spent some time crying and desperately trying to catch them to get them out
I blame the heat 100%

We had a pre-wedding wedding and no one turned up

I was desperately rushing with 30 seconds to spare to hand in my final dissertation and just missed the deadline. Seven years of study down the drain in an instant and I had to start again from scratch. I woke up feeling utterly distraught.

Beautiful home with a pool, nasty ghosts won't let us use said pool.

Best dream ever

Got trapped in Chris Evans’ house (the DJ not actor) and couldn’t get out. Eventually escaped but chased by security.

Having a reluctant affair with a county councillor, he kissed me in an Asda car park then I hid in the kitchens while he put threatening rose petals on my car bonnet.

Shopping for what felt like a very long time on a miles long helter skelter which had lots of little booths & arcades of stalls it went through but you could only grab stuff as you slid past unable to stop, then plunging off the end into a multi coloured sea that was the consistency of golden syrup.

I’m ok with my coworkers being vampires but the office plants have started eating people.

Being chased across various coastal terrains by a huge walrus that would peek out at me from behind rocks with a twisted demented face, absolutely terrifying

Lots of happiness and excitement that I was engaged - to Julie Andrews!

Snogging Tony Blair in the corridor of an old railway carriage. Woke up appalled!