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Wedding readings that aren't shit

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NoEffingWay · 14/07/2022 20:06

In a nutshell. I don't want Corinthians or a Shakespearian sonnet, nor something from the 'Owl and the Pussycat'. I would like something meaningful, modern-ish and short!

Any ideas, please feel free. Cheers 🍻

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Dotty143 · 15/07/2022 01:26

We had this. ❤️

Wedding readings that aren't shit
garlictwist · 15/07/2022 05:32

I would say all readings are incredibly cringe and I would avoid doing one if I were you!

ChagSameachDoreen · 15/07/2022 05:59

They're all desperately cringeworthy. We didn't have any.

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MajorieEks · 15/07/2022 06:37

Everything I know about love

I know that love can be loud and jubilant…It can be dancing in the swampy mud and the pouring rain at a festival and shouting “YOU ARE AMAZING” over the band. It’s introducing them to your colleagues at a work event and basking in pride as they make people laugh and make you look lovable just by dint of being loved by them.

It’s laughing until you wheeze.

It’s waking up in a country neither of you have been in before.

It’s skinny-dipping at dawn. It’s walking along the street together on a Saturday night and feeling an entire city is yours.

It’s a big, beautiful, ebullient force of nature.

I also know that love is a pretty quiet thing.

It’s lying on the sofa together drinking coffee, talking about where you’re going to go that morning to drink more coffee. It’s folding down pages of books you think they’d find interesting.

It’s hanging up their laundry when they leave the house having moronically forgotten to take it out of the washing machine.

It’s saying ‘You’re safer here than in a car’ as they hyperventilate on an EasyJet flight to Dublin.

It’s the texts: ‘Hope your day goes well’, ‘How did today go?’, ‘Thinking of you today’ and ‘Picked up loo roll’.

I know that love happens under the splendour of moon and stars and fireworks and sunsets but it also happens when you’re lying on blow-up airbeds in a childhood bedroom, sitting in A&E or in the queue for a passport, or in a traffic jam.

Love is a quiet, reassuring, relaxing, pottering, pedantic, harmonious hum of a thing; something you can easily forget is there, even though its palms are outstretched beneath you in case you fall.

cluecu · 15/07/2022 06:55

We also had the Louise Cuddon poem but changed some of the lines to include situations that were specific to us. Made it quite funny & personal without being too deep and meaningful or obscure. My husband isn't big into poetry or literature so a heavyweight poem might have seems a bit OTT.

Plus I'm nowhere near creative enough to write my own from scratch, so that was out. I cannot delete these emojis for some reason though 😎😊

Oestrogelsmuggler · 15/07/2022 08:46

scissorsandsellotape · 14/07/2022 23:04

I like Colossians myself

Keep your peccadilloes out of this.

ecpcjc · 05/05/2025 17:02

My best friend has asked me to do a reading at her wedding. She and her OH have been together for 15 years, have two children and a real-life, imperfect love (like most of us who've been together for that long!). I need something with a bit of humour and realism to it. Any suggestions?!

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