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Best CF stories please

171 replies

Changedagain876 · 13/07/2022 21:19

My CF SIL has pissed me right off. Please tell me your CF stories to make me feel better.

OP posts:
BohoInAcapulco · 14/07/2022 14:24

My friend’s former housemate still had a few things to collect after I had moved in. A few days later she was due to pop round for her stuff while we were at work. I text her to say I’d put her bits (only a few books and a DVD player) on the dining room table. She literally took everything on the dining room table, whether it was hers or not, including my punnet of nectarines!

PuckeredArseFace · 14/07/2022 14:31

Cheeseandlobster · 14/07/2022 14:04

Cf neighbour left her 4 year old dd in my garden while she walked the dog. She had never met me and didn't ask. I missed a gp appointment because of that. When she got home I knocked and told her it was unacceptable. She proceeded to burst into tears because her dd has special needs and she needed the break 🙄

That's actually very sad and doesn't deserve the 🙄. I hope the lady got the support she obviously needed

Cheeseandlobster · 14/07/2022 14:45

PuckeredArseFace · 14/07/2022 14:31

That's actually very sad and doesn't deserve the 🙄. I hope the lady got the support she obviously needed

Its not sad because what I should have mentioned but didn't as adverts make it impossible to type properly on here is that against my better judgement we became friends and her daughter didn't have special needs. She just had no boundaries and the mum said she told people that to excuse her when she was naughty.

Oh and cf friend later invited me out after I had separated from my dp and was devastated to cheer me up supposedly. Only for me to find out she was cheating on her dp and she spent the night snogging her affair partner leaving me with his iffy mate. I left and never spoke to her again. Until she left her dp on his birthday and refused to tell him why but said I knew all about it and would tell him. He was furious and so was I.

Whichisit · 14/07/2022 14:48

We had guests round to celebrate am occasion - I forget what it was. We did it as an open house, people were welcome to come anytime between 3pm and 8ish. I'd made a selection of food and was frequently going back and forth to the kitchen refilling the serving plates.

One "friend" told us she was currently hosting an international visitor for a few days while the visitor was on a course. It was a formal arrangement, done through the university, and she was paid to provide the person's food and accommodation.

Friend eyed up all the food I'd prepared and said how convenient it was - she could take away some of it for her guest and it would save her from cooking.

No! This is food that is for my guests! I spent ages preparing it and the open house wasn't even nearly over, people were still turning up, so these were not leftovers.

I just ignored her suggestion.

MzHz · 14/07/2022 14:55

Cameronnorrieisabitofalright · 14/07/2022 08:54

New ndn asked to borrow some pj's. Assumed washing machine broken perhaps.... She returned them washed and ironed (?!).
Asked again a few weeks later.
Requested the same ones...
Apparently her bf liked her wearing them during sex..
I said she could keep them..

OMG! gagging.

NippyWoowoo · 14/07/2022 15:08

Friend moved to another country. Kept asking me to come and visit. Eventually arranged it. I arrived at the house to friend proudly announcing she hadn't cleaned a thing. Didn't have a clean glass to offer me a drink in, nor sheets on the bed I was meant to sleep on. Next day she said to he DH alright let's clean, I said (trying to be polite) do you need help with anything? Fully expecting to be told no, just sit and enjoy yourself, we should have sorted this, had plenty of notice etc.

She said to me: sure, would you clean the kitchen? Confused

This is the tip of the iceberg of a weekend of cheeky fuckery, but I've ranted about this to so many ppl I'd be recognised.

I've never been back to visit, btw.

Changedagain876 · 14/07/2022 15:12

I can’t tell my SIL story as too outing but I have another.

I have two DCs and work full time. We moved and my DS made friends with another boy. I had friend round for play dates and then offered to have him after school once a week with his two siblings for an hour or so to help the mum out. She took massive advantage of this culminating in texts every weekend asking if I could have the kids so she could go to the gym etc. final straw was her texting me asking if I could have all three every weekend so she could train for a marathon. Errr no. Never once replied to my texts asking if she wanted to go for a wine and turned her back on me when I saw her at school!

OP posts:
xsquared · 14/07/2022 15:28

Cheeseandlobster · 14/07/2022 14:45

Its not sad because what I should have mentioned but didn't as adverts make it impossible to type properly on here is that against my better judgement we became friends and her daughter didn't have special needs. She just had no boundaries and the mum said she told people that to excuse her when she was naughty.

Oh and cf friend later invited me out after I had separated from my dp and was devastated to cheer me up supposedly. Only for me to find out she was cheating on her dp and she spent the night snogging her affair partner leaving me with his iffy mate. I left and never spoke to her again. Until she left her dp on his birthday and refused to tell him why but said I knew all about it and would tell him. He was furious and so was I.

Not only is she a cf, she is entitled, a coward and utterly unable to take responsibility it seems.

OldTinHat · 14/07/2022 15:41

A little known neighbour tapped on my door a few weeks back asking if I could look after her very elderly dog for a few days. It was her sons graduation, her husband had died (a big story in local news), she knew I used to have the same breed until he was pts last year. So I said yes, I love the breed and was happy to help.

We had a taster visit before doggo stayed. Dog turns out to be incontinent and was very distressed. Neighbour said aww she'll be fine when she stays properly. Dog howled, paced, panted, couldn't walk and shook the whole three days and two nights. I had no sleep and I mean, no sleep. I did all I could, phoned the vet, the vet knew her and said kindly that she should be pts.

Owner picked up dog at silly o'clock, asked how she'd been. I burst into tears because I was exhausted and so very sad for the dog. Owner said she'd 'sort me out' on Sunday, didn't even say thank you and had to carry the dog back home because it was exhausted too. I haven't seen the neighbour since and that was two weeks ago.

Anyway, the day dog was due home another neighbour tapped the door. I automatically apologised about the 24/7 howling. He said I was 'too nice', don't have the dog again (I wouldn't anyway and he was probably saying that for his benefit!), the other neighbour would take the piss and keep asking for stuff, etc. After I apologised again, he said he hadn't come to complain but could he borrow my hedge trimmer. Yes. Yes I did. I trooped down the garden, dug it out of the shed and passed it over the garden wall...

Are there CFs or are we just mugs?!!

Cheeseandlobster · 14/07/2022 15:51

xsquared · 14/07/2022 15:28

Not only is she a cf, she is entitled, a coward and utterly unable to take responsibility it seems.

My ds aged 9 at the time had her number. I remember him saying "why does she have to come round? All she does is talk about herself"

Perceptive boy that one

Newestname002 · 14/07/2022 16:03

@OldTinHat

Are there CFs or are we just mugs?!!

Both! He made it really difficult for you to say no, didn't he?

Sadly, you'll need to grow a thicker skin and be a step ahead of CF people so you don't great taken for granted in the future - easier said than done, I know.

Hope you got your hedge trimmer back promptly and in good order. 🌹

cafenoirbiscuit · 14/07/2022 16:06

School minibus wasn’t big enough to take all of the class to/from an activity which was part of the weekly curriculum. I used to stay, watch from inside, in a viewing gallery, and take 4 children back to school, which meant the bus only needed to do 1 journey, saved time etc. not a formal arrangement but all the staff knew/expected I’d do it. The building was then refurbished and the viewing area wasn’t available any more. There was no other public space free. As the school were relying on me for transport, could I go and wait in the room where the kids were doing the activity?
Teacher said no.
they told me to sit outside on my own for over an hour, in my freezing cold car in January and February, and wait for the children to come out before taking them back to school. Funnily enough the minibus was doing 2 journeys after that.

OldTinHat · 14/07/2022 16:13

@NewNewestname002 - hahaha!! No, I didn't!! Apparently it wouldn't charge up and he was fed up because he'd have to use his shears instead! 😆

Agreed about thick skin and learning the word no!

OldTinHat · 14/07/2022 16:14

@Newestname002 ooops! Managed to get your name wrong! Sorry!

Newestname002 · 14/07/2022 16:30

OldTinHat · 14/07/2022 16:14

@Newestname002 ooops! Managed to get your name wrong! Sorry!

No problem! 😃

MissConductUS · 14/07/2022 16:35

I coach down my local rowing club and it is amazing how many people think it is a 'free' service and that all the volunteers are there to facilitate their eclectic schedules and demands:

Both of my DC row for their university teams, but they started with a local rowing club that is member funded. Everyone assumed that it was government funded for some reason and we got this kind of nonsense all of the time.

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 14/07/2022 17:19

Mildly outing, but I'm so pissed off I don't actually care.

I do training sessions for my very niche area of expertise/skill. It's not intended to be anything more than 'an introduction to', and it barely covers even the basics of the subject. I do the training sessions for free for volunteers, because I genuinely love what I do, and share it with other people so they can enjoy it & get further involved if they want to. I also do public demonstrations - again for free, because I enjoy it.

One of the people on a training session was mildly annoying. Bit pushy, bit gobby, interrupting etc. I was nice, encouraging, polite. Three weeks afterwards, I get an email. CFer has approached the institution I do public demonstrations for, and announced they can provide the same service as me, but they will charge for it. Only problem is that CFer needs my help, so please can I give up several days to train them up? I reply politely saying 'here's a selection of reading material to get you started & decide what you want to focus on, but tbh it's not just about knowing the facts, and it's taken me years to get to this level.' The reply came back 'Yes, I know. Why don't you just write me a script, and I'll memorise it? It'll take me a few hours to learn it.'

I haven't been able to reply. It's like someone with a Brownies sewing badge saying they can do organ transplants, if they have a laminated A4 guide.

pinkyredrose · 18/07/2022 20:01

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 14/07/2022 17:19

Mildly outing, but I'm so pissed off I don't actually care.

I do training sessions for my very niche area of expertise/skill. It's not intended to be anything more than 'an introduction to', and it barely covers even the basics of the subject. I do the training sessions for free for volunteers, because I genuinely love what I do, and share it with other people so they can enjoy it & get further involved if they want to. I also do public demonstrations - again for free, because I enjoy it.

One of the people on a training session was mildly annoying. Bit pushy, bit gobby, interrupting etc. I was nice, encouraging, polite. Three weeks afterwards, I get an email. CFer has approached the institution I do public demonstrations for, and announced they can provide the same service as me, but they will charge for it. Only problem is that CFer needs my help, so please can I give up several days to train them up? I reply politely saying 'here's a selection of reading material to get you started & decide what you want to focus on, but tbh it's not just about knowing the facts, and it's taken me years to get to this level.' The reply came back 'Yes, I know. Why don't you just write me a script, and I'll memorise it? It'll take me a few hours to learn it.'

I haven't been able to reply. It's like someone with a Brownies sewing badge saying they can do organ transplants, if they have a laminated A4 guide.

Omg what a tosser!

Partey · 18/07/2022 20:21

A school mother once asked if DS could have a sleep over at her house with her DS. I politely declined as we had plans. She contacted my ex, who she knew was physically abusive towards me, and who I had a prohibited steps order in place for, to demand he exercise his PR and have DS go to hers because not having him there would ruin her child’s night. I can laugh about it now

Newestname002 · 18/07/2022 20:27

@Partey

Wow!!! I do hope you tore her a new one!!! 🌹

Ivalueloyaltyaboveallelse · 18/07/2022 20:40

Friend was moving in with her new partner, asked if DH and I could help, and could DH get a van on the cheap (FIL has a few for his business). We said yeah sure no problem (was a little surprised tho as her new partner is so wealthy apparently) Except when moving day came her new partner didn’t help at all or offer to pay for fuel in then van. When I approached her to ask why he wasn’t here helping (he left as soon as we arrived) was told oh he feels it’s below him! Was fuming told my so called friend that I wasn’t happy at all and it was taking the piss. I was ready to leave but DH who’s a kinda soul then me said we’re help because of the kids (have four between them) DH put all their beds up as well as moving them. Told friends partner when he arrived back drunk he needs to get over himself and next time pay someone to move them as we won’t be helping again and left.

Wouldloveanother · 18/07/2022 20:49

Following!

Underroad · 18/07/2022 20:59

I work at a leisure centre. The pool time is split between public swims, swimming lessons, club hire and lifeguard training.

the amount of people who come in when a public swim is not on the timetable and assume we will let them (and only them) use the pool alongside the lessons/club use/training is ridiculous. Or if, for example, a club cancels and the pool is empty they think they can just demand to go in it and that we will sort out lifeguards just for them. Er…NO.

sueelleker · 18/07/2022 21:09

Whichisit · 14/07/2022 14:48

We had guests round to celebrate am occasion - I forget what it was. We did it as an open house, people were welcome to come anytime between 3pm and 8ish. I'd made a selection of food and was frequently going back and forth to the kitchen refilling the serving plates.

One "friend" told us she was currently hosting an international visitor for a few days while the visitor was on a course. It was a formal arrangement, done through the university, and she was paid to provide the person's food and accommodation.

Friend eyed up all the food I'd prepared and said how convenient it was - she could take away some of it for her guest and it would save her from cooking.

No! This is food that is for my guests! I spent ages preparing it and the open house wasn't even nearly over, people were still turning up, so these were not leftovers.

I just ignored her suggestion.

And kept a close eye on her too, I hope.

Rogue1001MNer · 18/07/2022 21:10

You've told that story on here before, I think @Cameronnorrieisabitofalright?

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