Tally of government resignations just for fun

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Javid

Sunak

Guillis (PPS to sec of state to NI)

Clarke (trade envoy to Kenya)

Afolami (Tory vice chair) resigned live on air 🤭

Murrison- (trade envoy to Morocco)

Chaulk- (solicitor general)

Macdonald (wrote damning letter that started this avalanche)

Please add more names as they abandon the sinking ship

Remember these cowards voted for him in the confidence vote literally two minutes ago because they were on the payroll. I've never heard of any of these people (apart from neanderthal guy) or their positions.

Brandon Lewis, that brown nosed toadie has resigned.

Is he a snake, though,? Took the job thinking "yay me, I've got the second to top job" but then "oh, no people are saying I'm a fool and oh heck 39 MPs have resigned".

Snake? Not sure. Stupid, yes

Boris has refused to quit, so why have the cabinet members who told him to go not quit? 🙄🤔

UPDATE: BlowJo and chancellor to announce a new budget tomorrow and BlowJo in defiant mood 😂

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He sacked Gove before he could resign!

Well, all this is going to do the UK's international reputation the world of good...

Absolute scenes! 🍿

We're up to 41 MPs by the way 😂

Absolute boss move 😂

Forget my previous post, the BBC announcement was wrong 🤨

I wish I knew how to work Twitter for the memes....

Please feel free to post them on this thread

Where's that idiot poster who was laughing at me last week when I said the Tories had turned to fascism? Where are ya luv? Any thoughts? The hilarious thing is the Tories have systematically stripped away protections we had to prevent this kind of thing

Not funny any more even if it was at one point.

Let us hope Mr Johnson resigns today, or the Queen dismisses him. There is not a functioning government any more.

Brandon Lewis has now resigned also Damian Hinds.

I reckon some ministers are hanging on in hope he does goes this morning, but he's so stubborn and probably won't. Therefore, a lot more will go this afternoon/evening. It's no longer a joke, so many problems and worries going on in the world and here, we need some form of stability.

51 now

Fuckinell.

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le gouvernement.

Charge of the Lightweight Brigade indeed.

Sky now reporting he is going

Wow. This is just incredible. He's the biggest joke in recent history.

Latest resignation is Johnson but unfortunately not with immediate effect

I hope he keeps his exit damage to a minimum.

Well, he wants to cling on until the autumn apparently, but who knows?

The UK is now officially a banana republic.

Resigning as Conservative Leader but remaining PM can't be tenable can it? Imagine the chaos he could cause

The Tories are so thick that I fear they really will let him 'caretake' until the new leader is found. Jesus Christ

Any high stakes industry makes you leave with immediate effect once you resign. It's only our national security, no worries 🙄