Tally of government resignations just for fun

[GreenLunchBox]

Javid

Sunak

Guillis (PPS to sec of state to NI)

Clarke (trade envoy to Kenya)

Afolami (Tory vice chair) resigned live on air 🤭

Murrison- (trade envoy to Morocco)

Chaulk- (solicitor general)

Macdonald (wrote damning letter that started this avalanche)

Please add more names as they abandon the sinking ship

Remember these cowards voted for him in the confidence vote literally two minutes ago because they were on the payroll. I've never heard of any of these people (apart from neanderthal guy) or their positions.

Do I need to put the telly on again? I was recovering after this morning's dramas.

5 cabinet ministers including Zahawi set to tell him to resign

I still find it gobsmacking how they telegraph everything. You hear a rumour from a source and it usually turns out to be true. They are so unintelligent

Quite a day for nadim zahawi. This time yesterday, he was in charge of all the schools. Now he's in charge of the whole bloody economy. Would Rishi have left him a word doc with some handover notes or anything? Has he found out where the toilets are yet? He also needs to move house. Bit awks all round, really.

(Am hugely enjoying seeing them all flounder around, I can't lie. It couldn't happen to a nicer bunch).

Priti Patel has arrived
at Downing Street.

Rumour is the new education minister is part of the group of 7 cabinet ministers about to tell him to resign. This will be a shock to him because he's currently in the liaison committee bring grilled.

What a shit last day at work 🤣

I think he's served less time than Theresa May, hasn't he?

If he quits tonight does he go immediately or do we have to wait for the leadership contest?

The 1922 rules have officially been changed.

He's toast

Surely this must be the end of Boris Johnson

-Ancient British Proverb

(stolen off Twitter 🤣)

Where did you get the news about the 1922 rules having been changed? Can't see it on any news site.

He's toast! Can't wait to see him bluster through a leaving speech where he tries to convince us all he's been world beating 😂

Anyone up for leaving speech bingo?

I reckon he'll mention the vaccine rollout, Ukraine, Brexit and then mutter something in latin

OMG. It's like an TV drama

This will be on our tellies in a year or two, can't wait to see who gets cast.

It was this twitter.com/hoffman_noa/status/1544716932787671043?t=cvv894XGI9e6oGoypQlxaA&s=19
Journalist (that broke the Pincher story). She explains here why she's deleted that tweet

I hope he calls a GE to take everyone down with him 🔥

So BJ has appointed a new Chancellor of the exchequer amongst other new appointments. Surely these will be the shortest lasting appointments in political history as who ever succeeds Boris will want to make their own appointments not take the people BJ thought would be loyal to him. Having accepted their appointments these people have shown themselves loyal to Boris. Whatever they do now they are stuck. It would be hugely embarrassing for them to desert BJ now. If they stick with him whoever is the new PM won't want them.😬

He won't go. They'll have to pry his fingers off the doorknob.

The new chancellor has actually called for BlowJo to go

In other news, Priti Patel has now called for him to go.

I wouldn't be surprised if he clings on, though. Limpets can learn a thing or two from BlowJo

He did say you'd need a tank division to get him out of number 10. Seems to be the only time he was telling the truth 😆

If it needed a tank division to get him out, there would be a fight over who would drive the tanks.

There’s a reason he cut the funding to the armed forces.

Can we have Matt Lucas as Bo Jo please?

38 now

LOL at these non-entities suddenly caring about 'standards'.

They had their chance a couple of weeks ago with the confidence vote!

I've done a 180 now and am rooting for BlowJo

Wow has the new chancellor done that already Green lunchbox??? Clearly I'm behind the news. Can't understand why BJ is still hanging on

What a snake the new chancellor is.
whilst I’m not Boris Johnson’s fan. That’s very low

I've done a 180 now and am rooting for BlowJo

Well, the longer he clings on, the less electable the Tories become so I'm here for that.

I think the new Chancellor has a point. As a minor staff you saying leave won't get inches. Take the job and then do it and it has more strength.