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Public embarrassment!

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NotSoSlimShady8 · 29/06/2022 12:57

Most embarrassing public moment- I’ll go first …

Sat on a bus on the ‘side on’ seats at the front as the bus was absolutely rammed full. I
stood up to press the stop button on the pole that was opposite me, come back to sit on my seat and unbeknown to me the bloody thing was on springs and had closed back up, i just fully kept going down until I was sat on the floor with my legs in the air. I was on my own which made it worse and every man an his dog was watching as I did my best impression of a turtle on its back trying to stand up whilst the bus was moving around. No one spoke about it which made it hella awkward.

your turn ! …

OP posts:
Freeasabird76 · 02/07/2022 17:06

Off the top of my head,walked in the wrong house twice,got in the back seat of the wrong car (owners in houses and car each time) and farted in a Pilates class.

RhubarbFairy · 02/07/2022 17:26

SpaceJamtart · 29/06/2022 17:33

Had my thin crepey skirt ripped off of me by a massive swan.
Was left only wearing a crop top, very small pants and boots.
The park bordered a busy high street, complete with taxi rank and a full bus stop worth of people, to see me, half naked, running away from a swan.

This is amazing. You win 😆

TwoBigNoisyBoys · 02/07/2022 18:04

This is outing to anyone that knows me as I’ve told this story so many times…

On holiday in Turkey 15 years ago, and I was wearing a pair of little kitten heels (I know!!) down to breakfast with my ExH, two toddlers and parents. Extremely stressful morning, now in a big buffet restaurant. I’m wandering around trying to find something my kids will eat, and spied some big wall mounted cereal dispensers, great, the kids will eat that. As I approach, there’s a man with just a pair of swim shorts and sandals, perusing the cereals. Just as I walked past, my heel skidded on the super-shiny floor, and in an attempt to save myself from going arse over, grabbed
the nearest thing to save myself…managed to claw all down the poor man’s back AND rip his shorts down to his knees 😩 poor bugger, one minute he’s trying to choose between shreddies and coco pops, the next he’s got a bleeding back and baring his bum to the whole restaurant. To make matters worse I’d shrieked as I thought I was falling, and dozens of people turned round.

His wife was in stitches, I was mortified.

Dreadful 🙈

stillvicarinatutu · 03/07/2022 20:01

I've just remembered another

In Thailand . On a boat to go snorkelling. I aren't a confident swimmer and I'm a bit scared of deep water but I forced myself !
Went down the steps backwards so I could just launch myself into the water and got my bikini bottoms hooked on something. Couldn't move . Couldn't swim away and had THE wedgie of all wedgies .
This gorgeous French man saw me splashing about like a stuck pig and did the crawl perfectly to rescue me - just picked me up enabling me bikini bottoms to unhook and set me down in the water .
My dick head ex didn't even attempt a rescue .

All I can think about is the rest of the queue behind me having to view me bare arse as I splashed about fruitlessly before my rescue 😂

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