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What's the worst kids party you've been to

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T181 · 27/05/2022 18:41

Please give me some examples of the worst kids party you've been to?? Im hosting one on Sunday for 25 children and actually am so worried about it I need some real life stories to calm my nerves

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Borisblondboufant · 27/05/2022 23:14

We did go to a party where the invites were given out at the end of summer term and the party 2 days before start of term. Literally no one came. The birthday girl had a great time as did DD and one other child on the bouncy castle.
The other child’s mother complained about their not being organised activities (there’s 3 kids for FFS). The kids were having loads of fun.
I felt sorry for mum though as there was loads of food and DD could eat none of it.

willstarttomorrow · 27/05/2022 23:18

Have a nearly 16 year old now and I cannot remember any awful parties when she was young, hosting or as a guest. The main thing is they are entertained, fed (proper party food- this is what children want, especially those raised on lentils and yaks milk) and a party bag. 90 mins to 2 hours, loads of money spent on Instagram worthy decorations is totally wasted on the children.

What I remember is you have to keep them entertained ALL THE TIME, an entertainer or soft play may seem expensive but they usually know what they are doing. Pass the parcel is a big thing, however if a whole class party maybe consider having 2 rounds if you insist on every child opening a layer (experience😁). Kids still love traditional party games, however if you are running a party yourself you will realise you sound like a teacher trying to keep control. If adults stay, access to coffee/tea is fine, no need for alcohol- no expectation of being fed because they finish off the kids buffet.

One year we hired 'Yorkshires premier children's party entertainer(trade mark)'. We have a very cheap community hall a few minutes away which cost about £20 with a full kitchen and we could set up/clean up outside booked hours and sort out food. She was bloody amazing. It was kids party boot camp, she obviously had an early years/primary background because no child would dare to go feral but all had the best time. She even had a headset. That party was planned like a work conference- games for an hour, sit down for birthday tea when she came around with temp tattoos (hand stamp) cake and happy birthday. Then a few activities before home.

And this is the best bit- about 5 minutes before the end and pick up she stated a game of sleeping lions. I was a bit WTF? However every time a child was out she was 'you are out, find your parent, get your party bag and thanks for coming'. Bloody genius.

Lookingoutside · 27/05/2022 23:28

‘Most of the kids were terrified/confused and the mess they made was even worse than usual.’

🤣🤣🤣 WTF?!

TicTac80 · 27/05/2022 23:36

Worst party I went to was when I was taking my DS to a friend’s party some years back. The entertainer was the local big cheese entertainer- think Mr Tumble on speed. Parents were expected to stay. I’d come of a really busy nightshift (my 4th in a row), and took my son in to party. I was swigging coffee to stay awake, and the entertainer then dragged me up on stage as part of some sadistic Parent Participation thing. I got covered in fucking shaving cream, and wanted to kill him. Apart from that, the party was fine: nice people, kids had fun, no one injured (not even the entertainer).

kimfox · 27/05/2022 23:37

My own 6th Birthday was pretty horrendous- basically I got sent out of my own party for misbehaving. I cried. I got sent out and told off because I thought I should win the prizes in all the games 😂

happypet · 27/05/2022 23:38

My cousin parents were hosting their granddaughters 2nd birthday with children ranging from 1-6yrs. They prepared smoked salmon and caviar canapes, lobster bisque soup and champagne and wine spritzers!!! Confused

Danikm151 · 27/05/2022 23:39

2 year old birthday 4pm-9pm(mad!)
4 children, about 20 adults.
one platter of sandwiches and one of little cakes. Was told oh that’s just for the kids… we might get pizza later.
no activities for the kids except for really inappropriate music.Mostly adults drinking. Oh at one point kids sat on the kitchen floor to eat cake… right next to pissed adults.
it wasn’t a kid party at all.

we left at 6 as bed time is 7 and took a detour to McDonalds

Alwayspaintyournails · 27/05/2022 23:45

Local village hall beautifully decked out with bunting, old school sandwiches, sausage rolls, jelly and ice cream etc… nostalgic bliss… until one three year old shit at the top of the inflatable (bit between the steps up and the slide… you can imagine the rest 🤢

Katya213 · 27/05/2022 23:49

I’m really worrying now after reading this, I’m hosting a party for 30, seven year olds. It’s a massive gymnasium with a massive assault bouncy castle, face painter. Will this be enough or will they be bored? Oh no, I’m panicking!

SlightlyJaded · 27/05/2022 23:55

My own 6th birthday in the late 70s.

My mum invited 15 children to our house but only 6 came because everyone had mumps.

Of the 6 that came, one was Jehovah Witness and brought no present and i was apparently not gracious about this at all.

We played pass-the-parcel which my mum had prepared and the person who 'won' was a little boy who proceeded to wrap up a girl in the 'Slinky' that he'd won. He did a good job of wrapping her arms very tightly with all the wire twisting over itself and digging into her arms. She became hysterical and my dad had to use wire cutters to release her.

We all decided to roll the plasticine that someone had bought me up into balls and poke it up our noses. Three of us (including me) wedged it so high that we couldn't get it out or breathe properly so mum mum had to put us in her Hillman Imp and take us to A&E, leaving my dad to deal with Slinky Boy, Jehova Boy and a girl who kept trying to take her dress off.

My mum spent her whole life telling me, with some pride, that my sixth was was regarded as the 'worst party ever' by every mother she ever knew.

Alwayspaintyournails · 28/05/2022 00:05

Katya213 · 27/05/2022 23:49

I’m really worrying now after reading this, I’m hosting a party for 30, seven year olds. It’s a massive gymnasium with a massive assault bouncy castle, face painter. Will this be enough or will they be bored? Oh no, I’m panicking!

It will be plenty!

GrannyAchingsShepherdsHut · 28/05/2022 00:09

My 9th birthday. It was cancelled - I woke up that morning with chicken pox!

I did get to eat the whole cake myself though, so silver linings and all that!

Katya213 · 28/05/2022 00:10

Alwayspaintyournails · 28/05/2022 00:05

It will be plenty!

Do you think so? I’m really worried there will be 7 year olds saying they’re bored. My daughter didn’t want trampolining or soft play but now I’m thinking it’s a bit immature for seven year olds!

Clearthinking · 28/05/2022 00:20

Any without a party bag apparently these are game changers :-)

Doggyfish · 28/05/2022 00:25

SlightlyJaded · 27/05/2022 23:55

My own 6th birthday in the late 70s.

My mum invited 15 children to our house but only 6 came because everyone had mumps.

Of the 6 that came, one was Jehovah Witness and brought no present and i was apparently not gracious about this at all.

We played pass-the-parcel which my mum had prepared and the person who 'won' was a little boy who proceeded to wrap up a girl in the 'Slinky' that he'd won. He did a good job of wrapping her arms very tightly with all the wire twisting over itself and digging into her arms. She became hysterical and my dad had to use wire cutters to release her.

We all decided to roll the plasticine that someone had bought me up into balls and poke it up our noses. Three of us (including me) wedged it so high that we couldn't get it out or breathe properly so mum mum had to put us in her Hillman Imp and take us to A&E, leaving my dad to deal with Slinky Boy, Jehova Boy and a girl who kept trying to take her dress off.

My mum spent her whole life telling me, with some pride, that my sixth was was regarded as the 'worst party ever' by every mother she ever knew.

This is hilarious Grin @mnhq nominating this thread for classics

tigerbear · 28/05/2022 00:28

The one where the party was held in one of those hipster cereal cafes in London.
it was literally several 6 year olds sitting eating bowls of overpriced cereal combos with chocolate chips, sweets and other toppings added. My DD didn’t even like hers, so wasted half of it.
No entertainment, no birthday cake, no party bags. Boring as hell.

KumquatQuince · 28/05/2022 00:30

Village hall. Magician slapped a kid, and a mum kicked the door in.

Johnnysgirl · 28/05/2022 00:30

tigerbear · 28/05/2022 00:28

The one where the party was held in one of those hipster cereal cafes in London.
it was literally several 6 year olds sitting eating bowls of overpriced cereal combos with chocolate chips, sweets and other toppings added. My DD didn’t even like hers, so wasted half of it.
No entertainment, no birthday cake, no party bags. Boring as hell.

Wow! How odd.

Greenybluetowel · 28/05/2022 00:37

It's lovely in Mumsnet when you discover someone with the same thought process! Albeit a mad one! 😁

MrPoppysParka · 28/05/2022 00:39

SockQueen · 27/05/2022 18:45

Most of the ones I've been to have been fairly similar, no real stand out bad ones.

The "glow in the dark" themed one for 3 year olds was not, perhaps, the best thought-out scheme. It was at a big soft play with multiple options for party rooms - jungle, pirates, football etc, but this one was in a darkened room with UV lighting and fluorescent plates, cups etc. Most of the kids were terrified/confused and the mess they made was even worse than usual.

Ha, MK Safari?

Lovethatforyou · 28/05/2022 00:40

In my very recent experience of lots of parties for YR, balloons go down very very well! If you’re in a village hall, music and lots of balloons are essential :)

The kids love party bags too.

BobLep0nge · 28/05/2022 01:04

I’m really worrying now after reading this, I’m hosting a party for 30, seven year olds. It’s a massive gymnasium with a massive assault bouncy castle, face painter. Will this be enough or will they be bored? Oh no, I’m panicking!

Chuck in some balloon swords, children love attacking each other.

IDreamOfTheMoors · 28/05/2022 01:48

We were little, maybe 8, and went to a friend’s house for her bday party. No other parents there that I remember, just hers.
Before we were allowed to play games & have cake, the mum sat us down for “devotions” — where she read us incomprehensible & bizarre things from the Bible.
I remember being confused & frightened & wanting to get out of there as fast as I could.
It was the weirdest party I’ve ever been to still to this day.

TomPinch · 28/05/2022 02:00

The one I attended as a 9 year old, where the birthday boy's mum lost her temper with him for no particular reason and dragged him screaming down the hallway.

SammyScrounge · 28/05/2022 02:10

Beancounter1 · 27/05/2022 20:01

I'm old enough to remember when the hosting parents organised games: pass the parcel, musical chairs or bumps, sleeping lions, pin the tail on the donkey, oranges and lemons, and so on.
I just find it a bit sad that now its usually soft play or a hired entertainment show. All the traditional games are dying out. There's nothing special about soft play, most kids go frequently enough that it just doesn't make a party special.

I agree, Beancounter. I always had their birthday parties in the house until my girl wanted one in Burger King which was becoming fashionable for birthday parties. It was disappointing - two games and a burger and drink each. It was a poor show.
My son's birthday falls on Hallowe'en so he always had a dressing up party. That year he decided he would have a Little Vampire theme. I remember how cute all the little boys were in their cloaks and string ties. Old fashioned games were the order of the day- lots of giggling and shrieking

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