My family owns a tiny field.
For reasons only known to himself, a certain family member spotted an enormous abandoned wrecked caravan and towed it to our field, breaking an axle getting it in, and leaving it there.
He was planning on taking it away, but has lost his license to drink driving.
I’ve spoken to several scrap yards, who do not take caravans.
Caravan breakers, who will only take caravans that can be towed.
On the advice of a couple of scrapyards I rang the council, who won’t have anything to do with it as it’s on private land.
The caravan is huge, double axle. It’s waist deep inside in interior wreckage and rubbish.
How the hell do I get rid of it?