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Menopause haiku

56 replies

learieonthewildmoor · 17/04/2022 17:37

Oh sweaty woman
Why do you sit in summer
On these vinyl chairs

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AnotherExpatKiwi · 20/04/2022 17:28

Off on off on off
So goes the duvet cover
Seasons make no change

BeerLoas · 20/04/2022 19:29

No green eyed monster
Just a red mist all around
Do not come closer

Give a shit think not
Liberating it is so
Hey what did you say

Where are my pert boobs
down south to the floor they fell
Boulder bra only now

AnotherExpatKiwi · 20/04/2022 20:02

You looked at me wrong
I will certainly kill you
If you don’t fuck off

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Equalbutdifferent · 20/04/2022 20:20

Enmity rises
Presaged by bloody floods
And faltering brain

BeerLoas · 20/04/2022 21:45

Too hot to handle
It’s not peri peri sauce
It’s peri o pause

Equalbutdifferent · 21/04/2022 12:49

what a reminder
that biology matters
and stigma is real

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