What's your least favourite flavour of animal poo?

[noblegiraffe]

In this BBC news clip, an interviewee says that asking him to pick a member of the Conservative Party who could have led the country better than Boris was like asking him to pick his favourite flavour of animal poo.
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It might be easier to ask what your least favourite flavour of animal poo is. Boris aside, who is least equipped in the Tory party to be leader?

Michael Fabricant, who has just last night managed to piss off both teachers and nurses in one fell swoop and looks even less prime-ministerial than Boris?

Nadine Dorries who didn't know how Channel 4 was funded but decided to privatise it anyway and who was suspended from parliament for bunking off work to publicly eat ostrich anus?

The inexplicable Sir Gavin Williamson?

Crispin Blunt who only the other day tweeted his fulsome support for a convicted child sex offender, blaming homophobia for his conviction?

Priti Patel the bully who lied to MPs about visa centres for Ukrainian refugees?

So much choice.

Elephant. In South Africa there's a drinking game where you put a large elephant turd on the table, everyone puts their chin on the table, a jug of beer is poured onto the poo which is then slapped with a large wooden paddle. Whoever has least on their face buys the next round. If the poo is old and you manage to get a wild mushroom on your lips it's maybe not too bad, but it's otherwise pretty gross.

Civet cat poo contains coffee beans which make some of the nicest coffee in the world. Definitely my favourite flavour.

I'm not sure about the analogy as there's definitely some animal poo way worse than others.

Interesting question.

Herbivore poo is generally the most acceptable type of poo, so I'd say, in order:

Horse (apart from those couple of weeks in early spring / late autumn when the grass flushes and it's basically green sploot - particularly distressing if you own a grey)
Rabbit
Sheep / goat
Cat
Dog

Tories are never acceptable.

Nadine Dorries is most definitely fox poo

Dog. It's the worst smell ever, especially when you've trodden in it.

‘Elephant. In South Africa there's a drinking game where you put a large elephant turd on the table, everyone puts their chin on the table, a jug of beer is poured onto the poo which is then slapped with a large wooden paddle. Whoever has least on their face buys the next round. If the poo is old and you manage to get a wild mushroom on your lips it's maybe not too bad, but it's otherwise pretty gross.’

Lol wtf?!!!! 😂😂😂

@Sparklingbrook

I'm not sure about the analogy as there's definitely some animal poo way worse than others.

However I don’t think there’s any animal poo that could be described as great?

Rabbit/gerbil/degu poos are small, dry and odourless, so pretty inoffensive.

Dog poo is vile. I’m a bit phobic about it, so I couldn’t adopt a dog.

However I don’t think there’s any animal poo that could be described as great?

If I had to choose the absolute worst it would be fox poo, makes dog poo seem not so bad at all.

Wombat poo is in the shape of a cube which is pretty cool…..

I dream of smelling poo

Had covid in October 202- not smelt any animal or human poo since

@IDontHaveAnOutingHobby

I dream of smelling poo

Had covid in October 202- not smelt any animal or human poo since

You should spend time with my wife. She thinks "I'd give that ten minutes if I were you" is a challenge (which she always fails) rather than friendly advice, and to judge from her reaction to our chickpea curry the other night would gladly trade her olfactory senses with you.

@noblegiraffe Your post made me laugh OP thanks

Unlike those clowns that you mention that all make me want to cry .....

I think fox poo has to be the worst, that's why it's irresitable for the dog to roll in. Showering a dog covered in fox poo has to be one of the worse jobs of dog ownership. Hamster poo isn't too bad and it's easy to train a hamster to do it in a jar so you can empty it easily.

Oh god I love that people are responding to this with actual opinions on poo

Having come home from my first day at my new job to find my dog had merrily rolled in fox poo when out with my dog walker... that gets my vote tonight!

The whole government are definitely fox turds!

Cow poo. ESpecially in the shedS

Dog poo is not too bad unless you get it on your shoe then it's vile

Sheep poo is often green when you land in it

Fox poo is really stinky

But of them all I hate the cow poo the most!

Fox poo without a doubt - it lingers too.

Hamster poo isn't too bad and it's easy to train a hamster to do it in a jar so you can empty it easily
I'd vote for a hamster that can poo in a jar

@notprincehamlet

Hamster poo isn't too bad and it's easy to train a hamster to do it in a jar so you can empty it easily I'd vote for a hamster that can poo in a jar

Me too

I once had to shower a cat that had rolled in badger poo. I don't like badger poo. The cat didn't like the shower, so we were even.

Hedgehog poo is like tar, if you step on it in bare feet it's nearly impossible to get off. I reckon Boris is hedgehog poo on the foot of the country.

That description of Boris Johnson ('like tar, impossible to get off') is very accurate.

Fox poo all over the wheels of the pushchair.
I will never ever get over that one.
Shower of shites that they are…

Horse poo obviously 🐎💩

🦊 💩

It absolutely stinks and then dog poo

Yeah I'd vote for a hamster that can poo in a jar.

Chicken poo from one chicken is fine but from flock can be quite foul, mind you my chickens have managed to stick to the rules during flockdown so maybe they can make up the rest of the cabinet.