What's your least favourite flavour of animal poo?

[noblegiraffe]

In this BBC news clip, an interviewee says that asking him to pick a member of the Conservative Party who could have led the country better than Boris was like asking him to pick his favourite flavour of animal poo.
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It might be easier to ask what your least favourite flavour of animal poo is. Boris aside, who is least equipped in the Tory party to be leader?

Michael Fabricant, who has just last night managed to piss off both teachers and nurses in one fell swoop and looks even less prime-ministerial than Boris?

Nadine Dorries who didn't know how Channel 4 was funded but decided to privatise it anyway and who was suspended from parliament for bunking off work to publicly eat ostrich anus?

The inexplicable Sir Gavin Williamson?

Crispin Blunt who only the other day tweeted his fulsome support for a convicted child sex offender, blaming homophobia for his conviction?

Priti Patel the bully who lied to MPs about visa centres for Ukrainian refugees?

So much choice.

Cat poo - absolutely reeks

Yellow 🤢

@noblegiraffe

Oh god I love that people are responding to this with actual opinions on poo

To be honest, it's just more pleasant thinking about poo in the animal kingdom or even on the pavement than the shits in government.

I think that's an exceptionally fair comment.

@noblegiraffe

Oh god I love that people are responding to this with actual opinions on poo

But they're mostly talking about characteristics such as smell and stickiness.

The elephant one wins the thread because it actually references flavour.

I find unicorn poo a bit overhyped but reindeer droppings are tasty. I'd swear they were made of chocolate

Just remembered an experience with animal poo that wasn't pleasant. Farmer had been muck spreading, walking my light brown dog up onto the trail off lead she was happy pottering about then disappeared. Shouted her and running towards me at speed was a dark brown dog. She had found the spot where the farmer had dumped excess slurry and bathed in it. I'd say my reaction to that would have mirrored my reaction had Boris come canvassing tbh

Impossible to choose OP, just too much choice.

10000000% fox. But to my dog that is the Creme a La Creme