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Where do all the elderly birds go to die?

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Nailest · 16/03/2022 17:49

Why aren’t there flocks of dead birds all over the shop? I imagine wildlife gets some of them, but where are all the others?!

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Chocolateteabag · 16/03/2022 19:42

@Hedonism

What about big things like deer and badgers?
Sick or injured animals will hide themselves away from larger predators (or humans) to protect themselves - therefore die in thickets/hedgerows etc Carcasses don't take long to break down to a skeleton
Greyhare · 16/03/2022 19:56

Stoats, Weasels, foxes, badgers, kites, buzzards etc will all make short work of small bird, I have a ruthless Pergrie Falcon that likes to dive bomb the pigeons in my garden, and then take them away for feast.

moanriver · 16/03/2022 20:09

Birds don't generally have chance to become elderly and totter off to die in their sleep. Loads of predation by other birds and cats, starvation in winter, various infectious avian diseases spread at bird feeders. It's a sad reality that the robin you see every year in winter, which you think is 'your' robin, is almost certainly a different one each year. A small proportion of birds make it to adulthood, so they may have big broods of eggs. But mainly, the bodies are scavenged by lots of predators or even corvids like magpies and crows, or buried under thick hedges and disintegrate quite quickly so you wouldn't really come across them

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Londondreams1 · 17/03/2022 07:42

@Torag 😲 My grandmother alway insisted she saw something similar to what you describe. She used a different term for it than ‘vigil’, but essentially birds all sitting in a circle. It sounded so mysterious and I didn’t quite believe her. I do now!

Marmelace · 17/03/2022 07:46

Usually in my kitchen looking like the slaughterhouse faery has visited, courtesy of my cats

AdamRyan · 17/03/2022 07:52

Beetles bury dead animals to feed their larvae
www.wildlifetrusts.org/wildlife-explorer/invertebrates/beetles/common-sexton-beetle#:~:text=The%20Common%20sexton%20beetle%20is%20a%20'burying%20beetle'%3A%20these,fly%20into%20lights%20at%20night.

BarrowInFurnessRailwayStation · 17/03/2022 08:42

I came across a dying woodpigeon once when on a countryside walk. I put it in my woolly hat because I didn't want to leave it there on its own. It died whilst I was still walking.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 17/03/2022 08:48

Maybe they just fall off their perch at night, and are ‘recycled’ by foxes etc. I once found a dead (adult) blackbird under a shrub in the garden - it was not noticeably damaged - I just left it and it very soon disappeared. We do get visiting foxes, though.

EBearhug · 17/03/2022 08:55

I had a dead mouse on the lawn. Over a couple of days, it was mostly eaten by wasps. This was a good thing, as it saved me doing anything about it before mowing the lawn.

PineForestsAndSunshine · 17/03/2022 08:58

Birds are prey to a lot of animals. They don’t get old, they just get slower…

Babadook76 · 17/03/2022 09:00

I don’t think it’s normal for wild animals in general to die of old age. Once they become elderly and start slowing down, they’ll get caught and eaten. Survival of the fittest and all that

eurochick · 17/03/2022 09:03

We've just bought a house with a small bit of woodland attached. We recently found a beautiful dead fox there. And then a skull probably of another fox. It's quite a way from the nearest road so they weren't roadkill.

Verysadatwork · 17/03/2022 09:10

Epic thread!

Pebble21uk · 17/03/2022 09:20

I saw a pigeon die while in a country lane last year. It was looking a little strange on its perch in a tree - didn't move, gasping for breath. It then fell off and landed awkwardly in the fork of the tree. My partner helped it to the ground where it sat quietly, but obviously dying.

When we passed again about an hour later there was but a huge pile of feathers... something had taken advantage of it alredy!

whoruntheworldgirls · 17/03/2022 09:23

I saw a dead fox when out for a walk, it was curled up under the hedge, looked like it had died in it's sleep

EarringsandLipstick · 17/03/2022 09:52

I'm surprised you ask this question!

As PPs have said, birds don't get elderly. They are prey, and don't live long.

thewhatsit · 17/03/2022 10:01

Every now and then I find a dead creature in my garden. 2 birds in a week once but nothing for a good six months now. Usually all gone within 24 hours.

thereisonlyoneofme · 17/03/2022 15:20

Ive got visions of elderly birds in wheelchairs with knitted blankets on their knees now !

candycane222 · 17/03/2022 15:26

Foxes will eat anything - in fact they seem to prefer their meat a bit 'ripe' Envy. Badgers, kites, rats etc etc similarly not very discerning. And actually, if I chuck a dead mouse on the grass after the cats have killed it, the body often seems to attracts the attention of hungry slugs, too Envy Envy

Rosesareyellow · 17/03/2022 15:31

I don’t think it’s that unusual to see a dead bird on the ground from time to time. Most get eaten before you find them.

Nailest · 17/03/2022 16:45

Thanks for the further replies, the pigeon vigil thing is both sad and lovely.

I do realise that it’s the nature of things for the fittest to survive, and that wildlife will eat other wildlife. I was just thinking that, considering the large number of birds, I’d have expected to see more dead ones. I thought there’d be more instances of wjagb@Pebble21uk describes going on.

Anyway, I’m going to convince myself that they’re all in sunshine retirement villages, playing whist and having tea dances :)

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Sailorsusan · 17/03/2022 17:29

I hesitated to post this, but I recently read that foxes sometimes kill other foxes, including their young and/or the young of others. Similarly, I once saw a huge flock of seagulls trying to kill a baby seagull. I was duly horrified and shooed them off (with difficulty) and it hid but I don't expect it lasted long. Sad

Much prefer the retirement home and blanket vision!

XenoBitch · 17/03/2022 17:41

@Sailorsusan

I hesitated to post this, but I recently read that foxes sometimes kill other foxes, including their young and/or the young of others. Similarly, I once saw a huge flock of seagulls trying to kill a baby seagull. I was duly horrified and shooed them off (with difficulty) and it hid but I don't expect it lasted long. Sad

Much prefer the retirement home and blanket vision!

Crows will also gang up and kill then eat injured ones.
TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 17/03/2022 17:52

I think Arthur Boyt collects them up and eats them.

HereLiesBetelgeuse · 17/03/2022 19:32

Birds don't die of natural causes generally. The slow or weak just get eaten by whatever is around to catch them.
Round mine every year theres a big war of crows and magpies as they try and steal and eat each others babies. Noisy af and the seagulls join in just for fun.