Do You Have Any “ Funny Little Ways”?

[SunshineLollipopsAndRainbows]

I have a thing about trying to leave 3 hours between meals. No idea why it’s 3 hours! I found myself working out when I could have lunch during breakfast this morning.

My first meal of the day has to be something traditionally breakfast -y, even if it was 3pm for some reason. Could never launch into a roast as a first meal.

I have too many funny ways to mention. Poor husband.

I stick my tongue out when I'm concentrating.
If, say, my shoulder was touched I have to touch the other one too to balance things.

Same as @catfunk I can only break my fast with a breakfast foodstuff. DH does not share this requirement and it bothers me.

Oh and I have to put my left sock on then left shoe, then right ones.

When hanging washing outside the pegs have to match on each item in both type and colour

@Traumdeuter

Same as *@catfunk* I can only break my fast with a breakfast foodstuff. DH does not share this requirement and it bothers me.

@Traumdeuter I struggle abroad with it a bit too -Eg a nasi goreng for lunch is perfect but served for breakfast I'd really struggle with.

Where to begin?

If I tread on a large stone or small rock with one foot, I have to them tread on a similar size one with the other foot to get the same sensation for both feet. No idea why or when it started.

I save the nicest thing on my plate until last.

I have to wash my hair separately when I have a shower. I hate having wet hair dripping around my face.

I never purchase the item at the front on a shelf. I have to take one from the back.

I have never (other than presumably when I was a small child) and will never use a public toilet. My mother is is the same and we both have bladders of steel. I don’t actually have any memory of being taken to a public toilet as a child.

I won’t drink milk once I’ve opened it used/drank some and closed it.

I can’t eat a twix in the normal fashion.i have to nibble the chocolate off the sides first. I then eat the top and then eat the biscuit base last. I would not dream of doing this in front of anyone else as I would feel embarrassed!

My knickers and bra must be a matching set.

@Ellopet

I have too many funny ways to mention. Poor husband.

Snap. A long list

If I run my finger over one button on the remote control, I need to run that same finger over every other button, and if I accidentally touch the same button twice, I need to continue until all buttons have had an equal amount of... fingering.

I won’t drink milk once I’ve opened it used/drank some and closed it.

What do you do with the rest of the milk?

Volume has to be on an even number

Eating crisps, biscuits, sweets has to be an even number

When I finially get up if I'm snoozing the alarm I can only get up at 5 minute intervals. Getting up at 7:47 or 7:52 is just madness.

I can't rinse the conditioner off my hair until I've rinsed them shower gel off my body first

I dry my hair starting with the right side, but straighten it starting with the left side

I eat a bit of everything on my plate, then eat in order of least favourite to favourite.

@ClumpingBambooIsALie

I won’t drink milk once I’ve opened it used/drank some and closed it.

What do you do with the rest of the milk?

My husband will drink it or I will use in baking but I personally cannot have it as a drink.

When I'm proof-reading my work, I read it aloud in an Australian accent.

I'm not Australian, none of my family are Australian, I've never even been to Australia.

I find that the Australian accent really helps me to pick up on errors or awkward phrasing and the like.

I always do this when I'm in the house alone and have never told another living soul.

Volume has to be on an even number

For me it's got to be even number or multiple of 5.

@Cocolapew

Oh and I have to put my left sock on then left shoe, then right ones.

Oh no!! Socks, trousers and shoes are right foot first.

I even take shoes off if I accidentally put the wrong foot in first.

Anything which has a "number setting" eg volume on the radio, central heating thermostat absolutely MUST ONLY EVER be set on even numbers or multiples of 5.

Absolutely no idea what I think will happen if an odd number ever comes into the equation.

If I have the time to do so, I wave my hands around to dry them after washing them, rather than using a towel. I tell myself (using a special litle mantra which I say under my breath) that I am banking the time for later, so when I am actually in a hurry my hands will dry extra-quickly. I am in my 50s and have done this since I was a young child. No, it makes no sense whatsoever, and also no, I have never told anyone about it.

Probably loads I don’t even think about, lol - my partner would defo say I have! Eg volume button in the car and tv can only be on even numbers, but odd numbers are ok on the computer…hmmm, sounds daft when I write it down. Certain things ‘live’ in certain rooms in the house - they just do. Partner thinks I’m bonkers…ps @KStockHERO, you are my HERO, that’s so crazy it’s genius

If I’m busy or I have a lot on my mind, I’ll go to the front door and check that it’s locked. It calms me down.

@KStockHERO

When I'm proof-reading my work, I read it aloud in an Australian accent.

I'm not Australian, none of my family are Australian, I've never even been to Australia.

I find that the Australian accent really helps me to pick up on errors or awkward phrasing and the like.

I always do this when I'm in the house alone and have never told another living soul.

Has anyone else just read out this post in their best Australian accent?

I add up groups of numbers. Mainly number plates but numbers on digital clocks too. Any group of numbers really. I then add the digits formed together. So 59 becomes 14 becomes 5. I've done it since I remember. Ironic thing is I'm crap at maths. I just like adding numbers.

I put my right hearing aid in first, then the left. Right sock on first too.
When I switch the telly off at night I put the volume down to 6 and put on to BBC1.

I must do the washing up before I leave the house and put a teabag in my cup with enough water in the kettle even if I don't brew up immediately I return.

I like the idea that I might've started a trend of everyone reading everything on MN in an Australian accent