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Misheard wtf lyrics

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theyhavenothingbuttheaudacity · 07/03/2022 20:58

Just been listening to Gabrielle give me a little more time. The lyrics came up on the screen to. I'm amazed to find 'you drive your best car in Spain' is actually you tried to convince me
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ShipshapeShore · 07/03/2022 21:11

I'm fairly sure Post Malone sings something about a sex goat.

theyhavenothingbuttheaudacity · 07/03/2022 21:11

Ha ha or a sex coat?

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CheeseCakeSunflowers · 07/03/2022 21:15

I use to think that "Your the one that I want" from Grease was The Wizard or Oz.

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Rovinonmars · 07/03/2022 21:16

Don't be afraid to catch fish (feels.. Katy Perry)

DoorLion · 07/03/2022 21:18

I was convinced Friday I’m in Love went
I don’t care if Monday’s black
Tuesday Wednesday hard to tack (hard to take)
until DH had a good laugh at my expense.

I also thought “taste of a poison paradise” in Toxic was “taste of a poison paradigm” and was impressed by Britney’s vocabulary.

workwoes123 · 07/03/2022 21:19

Faith No More, you came from out of nowhere…

I always thought the line “my glance turned to a stare” was “my gran’s tied to a chair” 🙄😂

Squiff70 · 07/03/2022 21:20

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a lobster? Is it a lobsterrrrr?

roundtable · 07/03/2022 21:21

Justin Timberlake singing 'you've got a fuck face'

Olly Murs 'dear diary...'

TheGriffle · 07/03/2022 21:23

Not me but my dd, she loves Ed Sheerans Bad Habits song and where he sings “swearing this will be the last” she thinks he’s saying swimming and does the accompanying swimming action when she dances to it.

I will never correct her.

BarrowInFurnessRailwayStation · 07/03/2022 21:23

'My lover's got no money, he's got his jumbo fleece' 😄

User478 · 07/03/2022 21:24

Young girl with eyes like POTATOES.

MrsAvocet · 07/03/2022 21:27

The Guns N' Roses song You Could be Mine is about an obviously very acrimonious relationship break up. For years I thought one of the lines was "you can take the pretty sofa". Well, the next lines are about lawyers so I presumed it was about splitting assets and you can't really imagine Axl Rose sitting around on Laura Ashley furniture can you?
It's actually "you can take the pity so far".

DingDongtheWitchisDrunk · 07/03/2022 21:29

@BarrowInFurnessRailwayStation

'My lover's got no money, he's got his jumbo fleece' 😄
I thought it was 'jamborine'....although I don't know what a jamborine even is!
DingDongtheWitchisDrunk · 07/03/2022 21:29

@BarrowInFurnessRailwayStation

'My lover's got no money, he's got his jumbo fleece' 😄
I thought it was 'jamborine'....although I don't know what a jamborine even is!
Hasselhoffsheadband · 07/03/2022 21:31

You know that Lady Gaga/Ariana Grande 'Rain On Me' song?

The line isn't 'I'd rather be drunk but at least I'm alive'!

NannyGythaOgg · 07/03/2022 21:33

My daughter as a child
Meatloaf
All dressed up and no place to go (I encouraged this one)

Paul Young
Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you

Human League
Don't you want mi babies

Me
Hollies
He ain't Heavy he's My Brother
'He's wealthy as a Mackeson'
real words
His welfare is my concern

TonkaTruckduck · 07/03/2022 21:34

Betty Davies eyes. When she sings "All the better to please you"....until yesterday I believed it said "Haul a bathtub just to please you". I always thought fuck me, why would she need to haul a bathtub, why does she need to be so strong to please the man Blush

Travellingraspberry · 07/03/2022 21:37

@BarrowInFurnessRailwayStation @DingDongtheWitchisDrunk laughing so much at jumbo fleece and jamborine 😂 I think it's he's got his strong beliefs. I think I only know that because I had to look it up back in the day!

Bluelillies · 07/03/2022 21:37

My dd with ‘roar’ by Katy Perry-I’ve got the arse of a tiger-your gonna hear me roar!
Me-Katy Perry ‘I kissed a girl’
She kept going on about cherry chopsticks-my sil had to tell me it’s cherry chapstick
The titanic theme-she sings ‘and the hot dogs will go on’
Nobody can tell me she doesn’t!

Claymorekick · 07/03/2022 21:37

For ever, I thought it was 'after the poison, summer has gone' in Boys of Summer. I mean my version made no sense and the correct lyrics are literally the song title but I still misheard it every time. It was a real facepalm moment when I realised Blush

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 07/03/2022 21:37

I did wonder how Ed Sheeran got away with singing about his friend selling coke in Castle on the Hill. Turns out he sells clothes

Rosewaterblossom · 07/03/2022 21:38

I was convinced Katy Perry was trying to catch fish! Apparently it's "feels" 🤨😁

AhhhHereItGoes · 07/03/2022 21:39

Dyslexics on fire.

Give it up now the Vauxhall brothers.

Travellingraspberry · 07/03/2022 21:39

Not me but a friend, The Kooks Naive.. I know, she knows I'm not from Nebraska

iklboo · 07/03/2022 21:39

Fall Out Boy apparently aren't singing

'This ain't a scene it's a god damn arse face'

Which I think is better than 'arms race' meself.