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Never have I ever fancied this person, but this particular appearance gives me the fanny gallops

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LadyFanny · 20/02/2022 12:11

Paul McCartney. I've never ever had even a flutter, in fact he's the opposite of what I find attractive, but cripes in this video he really gives me the gallops, particularly at 39 seconds.

What are your never have I evers?

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Velvian · 21/02/2022 23:18

Agree with Tom Hardy in Taboo and nothing else.

Peach190 · 21/02/2022 23:18

Brilliant thread.
Blackadder 😂 absolutely! Rick is hot.
Ed Norton in Fight Club ( but absolutely nothing else) comes a very close second to Brad.

BernardBlackMissesLangCleg · 21/02/2022 23:19

Adam Driver as Kylo Ren

"don't be afraid, I feel it too"

SWOON

but by god he's funny looking. really not my cup of tea

and yet....yum

BernardBlackMissesLangCleg · 21/02/2022 23:20

and Viggo Mortenson as Aragorn? No thanks

In a history of violence as a nutjob ex gangster? yes indeed, don't mind if I do

truly as a PP said, the fanny wants what the fanny wants

sazza76 · 21/02/2022 23:23

@BadHairDayExpert

David Bedella is the best Frank-n-Furter
David Bedella is a very hot devil in Jerry Springer the Opera!
Snaketime · 21/02/2022 23:27

@hangrylady I was just going to posy Peter dinklage as Tyrion Grin

Snaketime · 21/02/2022 23:36

@Feelingsicky

Haha this thread has made my Sunday 😂. Robert Carlyle in the full monty anyone?
Robert Carlyle is one of my celebrity crushes and I totally would anyway so I both agree and disagree with you.
RestingMurderousFace · 21/02/2022 23:50

@Chandimum

Aiden Gillen in Queer as folk, I was obsessed with him despite him playing a gay man!! 😁🤷🏽‍♀️
Me too! I ended up moving to Manchester city center because of him Blush
Hmbleybee · 21/02/2022 23:55

@BernardBlackMissesLangCleg

Adam Driver as Kylo Ren

"don't be afraid, I feel it too"

SWOON

but by god he's funny looking. really not my cup of tea

and yet....yum

Oh god I have terrible fantasies about Kylo Ren! Real life Adam Driver is very odd looking, it's the ears, but I still kind of fancy him anyway. He's so dorky. But he looks so big! I bet he'd throw you around the bedroom!
Queenbee77 · 21/02/2022 23:56

Macca is one of my four heros, my one of four reasons for living, my one of four wonderful people who have made my life tolerable thru'out tubulence and trials....called my life! Then I got my children and The Fab Four are still making my life complete. I have met them all and Macca is lovely, as is George and Lennon. Ringo was married and with his wife when we met and a bit standoffish. Whereas George is a flirt....if only his wife hadnt been there.! Macca is romantic and gentle but can have a temper! Lennon strides with flambouyancy and his ironic comments are funny. He was with Yoko when we met. Oh those memories...well lets just say.....I wont tell all. Some things I keep to myself.

Hmbleybee · 21/02/2022 23:57

I detest Daniel Radcliffe (except as an older teenage Harry Potter) in everything except this clip...

FantasticFebruary · 22/02/2022 00:08

@RestingMurderousFace

Paul McCartney??? Shock

Fuck me, if that's what HRT does to a woman I'll take the hot flushes!

@RestingMurderousFace

Me too!!!

Fanny Gallops?!...

As fast as it can in the other direction!!

Snaketime · 22/02/2022 00:09

I just thought of another one. Neil Flynn but only as the Janitor in Scrubs Blush

SparkleSky · 22/02/2022 00:10

@Hmbleybee Omg how do I unsee that Harry Potter thrusting dancing video?!

Proseccoagain · 22/02/2022 00:11

Alan Rickman in Sense and Sensibility.

Mamanyt · 22/02/2022 00:15

God help me, Captain Jack Sparrow. And I'm NOT a Johnny Depp fan, particularly. I consider him a decent actor, but I'm a LONG way from being a rabid fan.

BadHairDayExpert · 22/02/2022 00:26

Brendan Cole has never done it for me before but OMG as a Jersey Boy he was fabulous and fine (Dancing on ice)

Snaketime · 22/02/2022 00:28

@FireMeetGasoline

Alec Baldwin in Beetlejuice
No for me it is Micheal Keaton in Beetlejuice Blush ok I think I need to stop drinking now.
Mothership4two · 22/02/2022 01:51

Chris Barrie/Rimmer in a Red Dwarf episode where he was tied up topless (Handmaidens)

Mothership4two · 22/02/2022 01:57

@Hmbleybee

I detest Daniel Radcliffe (except as an older teenage Harry Potter) in everything except this clip.

Usually when I see him in anything I remember him as a little kid, but I know I cried with laughter during this episode - he really went for it

sashh · 22/02/2022 02:24

@sadpapercourtesan

Alan Rickman as Snape
Or dancing in a petrol station

Or as a ghost

Or as the Sheriff of Nottingham

Or even as a Gruber

Mothership4two · 22/02/2022 02:42

@sashh

Agree

Lunar2020 · 22/02/2022 03:10

Rik Mayall was a beautiful man and and an incredible actor. So much so that he was utterly brilliant at making himself look vile/unattractive/silly/vulgar/wretched. Rowan Atkinson has that same level of character acting skill.

Rik is much missed. “Smashing Blouse”

Never have I ever fancied this person, but this particular appearance gives me the fanny gallops
Lunar2020 · 22/02/2022 03:13

Just to reiterate Rik Mayall and yes even in Bottom (how I just don’t know). But then look at this

Never have I ever fancied this person, but this particular appearance gives me the fanny gallops
Ophanim · 22/02/2022 04:43

Actually Bellalastrasse I can envision you and I holding hands with a cider in our other hand watching Echoes live at Pompeii on a loop.

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