The DC complained they were horrible and handed them back. "Don't be so bloody precious," I said, and popped one in my mouth. It's basically a sweet, how bad could it be?
Oh. My. God. They were "Omega-3 vitamins" and they tasted like a Jelly Tot had mated with a lab-generated rotten salmon. The cloying, synthetic fish...
I spat it out in the toilet, apologised profusely to the DC, and threw the bottle of the nightmarish things away. But that was four hours ago and I can still taste it. I drowned my dinner in garlic; didn't help. I just poured away a perfectly good beer because all I could think was "...lingeringly fishy".
Heeeeeelp meeeeeee