What password should I get the electricity person to say before entering my house?

[CloneAViralMess]

Over to you...

Yoni For U

Hot potatoes aren’t cold

Or

Cold potatoes aren’t hot

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Shibboleth.

Actually, I'll bet that's quite a common one if they have a lot of geek customers on their books!

I was literally just thinking your username would make a catchy pass-phrase as the page was loading - and then you're there, at the top! So bloody weird!

And yes, I think about your name a lot.

Why, thank you, ABitOfAShitShow - I feel greatly stalked honoured

Hi voltage

Asstastic

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Why, thank you, ABitOfAShitShow - I feel greatly stalked honoured

I’m just jealous. 😉

@MiddleClassProblem

Hi voltage

With ‘danger, danger’ in front of it?

Flagellum

They say: 'We're gonna rock down to ...'
You say: 'Electric Avenue!'

Sorted.

He has to do a dinosaur roar.

10 characters ........

Damp gusset 👍

Could you get him to wail like Morrissey?

"There is a light that never goes out.... [except it did, so] Heaven knows you're miserable nooooow.... [but no need to worry because it's about to be fixed by] This charming maaaan!!"

Donkeys are aliens

My first thought was Pikachu

Im also going to be a bit of a party pooper, but im pretty shocked at the ampunt of suggestions that seem to be based on the sole motivation of embarrassing the poor engineer who's just trying to do his job, would people really take pleasure in making someone feel uncomfortable?

Powerstrip!

"I offer you my most enthusiastic contrafibularities."

Then, as second stage security, ask for the dictionary definition of a 'dog'.

llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

you need to practice it though, just so you don't come across as being obtuse, and it's actually something you use on a daily basis.....

zerobill4u

This is going to completely backfire in 2 years when they actually knock at the door & you've completely forgotten that you set a ridiculous password.

"FRAUDSTER"

< Slams Door >

.... 3 hours later remembers about the secret password

Im also going to be a bit of a party pooper, but im pretty shocked at the ampunt of suggestions that seem to be based on the sole motivation of embarrassing the poor engineer who's just trying to do his job, would people really take pleasure in making someone feel uncomfortable?

I can't speak for anybody else, but I'm being somewhat lighthearted about this - just an absurd, fun flight of fancy and in no way serious suggestions!

@ThanksIGotItInMorrisons

Outstanding clitoral stimulation

MNHQ have bagsied that one!

you need to practice it though, just so you don't come across as being obtuse, and it's actually something you use on a daily basis.....

Considering that people who actually live there routinely just call it LlanfairPG when the tourists are gone

@ABitOfAShitShow it’s only 10 letters. I couldn’t fit it in!

@ChatterMonkey

My first thought was Pikachu

Im also going to be a bit of a party pooper, but im pretty shocked at the ampunt of suggestions that seem to be based on the sole motivation of embarrassing the poor engineer who's just trying to do his job, would people really take pleasure in making someone feel uncomfortable?

Honestly, and I mean this in a nice way, you really need to get out more.