What password should I get the electricity person to say before entering my house?

[CloneAViralMess]

Over to you...

Vajazzle

Big boy is here !

This will be free of charge.

Ann Summers sent me.

Tell me what you want, what you really really want

I've come to fix the fridge..

I have escaped from Dartmouth, can I hide in your cupboard?

now is the winter of our discontent

Smell my cheese

By the power of Grayskull!

Superfluous

Here's Johnny !!

If I said you had a beautiful body word you hold it against me ?

Mike Hunt smells of marigolds

What have the Romans ever done for us ??

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

"Lumos"

"I'm Spark-acus."

Followed closely by a line of imposters behind him claiming exactly the same....

Or go with the old one "Wire you insulate" - but must be said in the style of a stern parent to a teenager returning at midnight

I'm loving the idea that the electricity company are leading their house-visiting employees to believe that they'll just be asked to say "Paisley" or "Magenta" or "Fierce Barry" or something on arrival - and then they get there and discover that their customers expect no less than a full-length theatrical performance of 'Cell Block Tango' - with jazz hands and everything - before they're even allowed to bring their tool bag inside

Izzy wizzy, let's get busy

Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off

Let's get ready to rumble ( PJ and Duncan styleeee )

I'm called Little Buttercup, dear Little Buttercup,
Though I could never tell why.

Yes @WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll I haven't tested it yet but I am praying that mutliword passwords (with additional performance directions) are allowed!

10 characters max

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch - maybe followed by a rousing verse of 'Men Of Harlech'.

The further away from NW Wales you live, the better this will work

Haha omg!

10 characters max

I should have refreshed first! Maybe just 'Swansea', then - but wherever is the fun in that?!?!

i am so regretting saying No to a password for our upcoming smart metre visit!

what about
Cowboy?

Grease Lightning

'Imposter', 'Con-man', 'Fraudster', 'Burglar' and 'Dodgy Dave' are all under 10 characters - any of them do?!

Shibboleth.

Actually, I'll bet that's quite a common one if they have a lot of geek customers on their books!