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Original poster

What password should I get the electricity person to say before entering my house?

96 replies

CloneAViralMess · 07/02/2022 10:10

Over to you...

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GeneLovesJezebel · 07/02/2022 10:45

Vajazzle

GeneLovesJezebel · 07/02/2022 10:46

Big boy is here !

IglesiasPiggl · 07/02/2022 10:47

This will be free of charge.

KissedintheDark · 07/02/2022 10:49

Ann Summers sent me.

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 07/02/2022 10:51

Tell me what you want, what you really really want

I've come to fix the fridge..

I have escaped from Dartmouth, can I hide in your cupboard?

MrsLargeEmbodied · 07/02/2022 10:58

now is the winter of our discontent

StopSkrikin · 07/02/2022 10:59

Smell my cheese

36degrees · 07/02/2022 11:02

By the power of Grayskull!

Chishnfips · 07/02/2022 11:02

Superfluous

FunkyPhantom · 07/02/2022 11:07

Here's Johnny !!

If I said you had a beautiful body word you hold it against me ?

Mike Hunt smells of marigolds

What have the Romans ever done for us ??

Marmelace · 07/02/2022 11:08

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Majesticfirefly · 07/02/2022 11:09

"Lumos"

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 07/02/2022 11:12

"I'm Spark-acus."

Followed closely by a line of imposters behind him claiming exactly the same....

Or go with the old one "Wire you insulate" - but must be said in the style of a stern parent to a teenager returning at midnight Grin

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 07/02/2022 11:17

I'm loving the idea that the electricity company are leading their house-visiting employees to believe that they'll just be asked to say "Paisley" or "Magenta" or "Fierce Barry" or something on arrival - and then they get there and discover that their customers expect no less than a full-length theatrical performance of 'Cell Block Tango' - with jazz hands and everything - before they're even allowed to bring their tool bag inside Grin

FunkyPhantom · 07/02/2022 11:22

Izzy wizzy, let's get busy

Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off

Let's get ready to rumble ( PJ and Duncan styleeee )

I'm called Little Buttercup, dear Little Buttercup,
Though I could never tell why.

Original poster
CloneAViralMess · 07/02/2022 11:22

Yes @WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll I haven't tested it yet but I am praying that mutliword passwords (with additional performance directions) are allowed! Grin

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Original poster
CloneAViralMess · 07/02/2022 11:27

10 characters max

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WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 07/02/2022 11:30

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch - maybe followed by a rousing verse of 'Men Of Harlech'.

The further away from NW Wales you live, the better this will work Grin

Original poster
CloneAViralMess · 07/02/2022 11:31

Haha omg!

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WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 07/02/2022 11:34

10 characters max

I should have refreshed first! Maybe just 'Swansea', then - but wherever is the fun in that?!?!

MrsLargeEmbodied · 07/02/2022 11:35

i am so regretting saying No to a password for our upcoming smart metre visit!

MrsLargeEmbodied · 07/02/2022 11:35

what about
Cowboy?

Sweetpea2021 · 07/02/2022 11:38

Grease Lightning

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 07/02/2022 11:38

'Imposter', 'Con-man', 'Fraudster', 'Burglar' and 'Dodgy Dave' are all under 10 characters - any of them do?!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 07/02/2022 11:40

Shibboleth.

Actually, I'll bet that's quite a common one if they have a lot of geek customers on their books!