I've checked. There is not a cow in there and there is also not also one of those bated biscuit tins that make animal noises at you.
My fridge is mooing. It doesn't matter how long it's been since I opened the door, it just mooing at me. I'm probably noticing it because we're isolating and I don't normally have to hide from the children in the kitchen during the day.
I showed my husband the miraculous mooing fridge and he had no suggestions or interest as to the cause of it...
So I leave it to the collective wisdom of Mumsnet. Has the spirit of a cow possessed my fridge? Is there some sort of cheeky fuckery going on? Or is it just plain broken?
Ominously, it has not made a sound whilst I've typed this after mooing all day.