If you could ban anything, what would you ban?

[NewWateringCan]

As above.
This is one of my favourite topics of conversation. It can be anything you like, no rules, but ideally small, petty, and lighthearted. It usually is things that aren't already illegal, but it can be, as not all laws get followed. It can be anything you want!
Lighthearted, if possible!
My list includes but is not limited to,
fireworks
glitter
people spitting
children running at pigeons
balloons
daylight savings time
loud cars and motorbikes
my vacuum running out of battery
having a cold nose.
Please, tell me yours!

People who say "FYI" before they tell you something!

Those awful YouTube videos of young people screaming and shouting while playing video games that my son is obsessed with watching.

Why does he want to watch people play roblox when he can play it himself? Bizarre

Lot of people wanting to ban things that are already banned.

The Kardashian's
James Corden
Dawn French

Gender reveal parties
Baby showers
Smash cakes and all the other things designed to commercialise events and part people from their money and distract them from the real emotion of births and marriages, Christmas etc

Push email
Yammer
Smug people

Wendying.

The welsh language and the compulsory learning of it in welsh schools.

@3ormoredogs

Those awful YouTube videos of young people screaming and shouting while playing video games that my son is obsessed with watching.

Why does he want to watch people play roblox when he can play it himself? Bizarre

This for me too. My son is OBSESSED!!

@MrsArchchancellorRidcully

The welsh language and the compulsory learning of it in welsh schools.

Learning English is compulsory in English schools... Is that also an issue for you?

Alcohol
Smoking
Man buns
Social media

Cigarettes

@3ormoredogs

Those awful YouTube videos of young people screaming and shouting while playing video games that my son is obsessed with watching.

Why does he want to watch people play roblox when he can play it himself? Bizarre

Yes!

Fillers and Botox (except for reconstructive or therapeutic reasons)
Filters and Facetune
Smoking
Internet porn
Crappy plastic toys, party bag fillers, cracker fillers - things expected to last 5 minutes
Stonewall
Boris Johnson
FATCA and citizen based taxation (bit niche!)
Noisy motorbikes
My neighbours (one set only, the others are grand)

Periods!!!!!

Fluffy or fleece pjs. I’d say I’m a cold person but I am so uncomfortable and too hot to sleep in them

Double standards when it comes to sex.

Manspreading: Men on public transport who sit as if they are Berty Big Bollox.

I honestly don't understand why people are so judgmental they'd ban something that has no impact on their life. Like items of clothing, or man buns or tattoos. You don't like them, you don't need to get them. How sad to have such a strong opinion on something that has nothing to do with you

Leaf blowers.

Glitter
Drag
use of gender instead of sex
Dogs
Sweetcorn
Calories

@AllThingsServeTheBeam

I honestly don't understand why people are so judgmental they'd ban something that has no impact on their life. Like items of clothing, or man buns or tattoos. You don't like them, you don't need to get them. How sad to have such a strong opinion on something that has nothing to do with you

You do know this is lighthearted right?? And the people wanting to ban man buns aren't protesting outside 10 Downing Street 😂😂😂

@SpookyScarySkeletons no I just find it really sad.

The utter shambolic practice of going to an airport and getting on a plane. It shouldn't be that laboured.

I will ban unsolicited phone calls. No. I don't want to take a five minute survey thanks, just bugger off.

Drugs!!! Including cannabis
They are already banned (illegal) so

[quote AllThingsServeTheBeam]@SpookyScarySkeletons no I just find it really sad.[/quote]
There is a chance you may be taking this waaaaaaaay too seriously.