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Things that really annoy you in tv shows

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IHopeYouStepOnALegPiece · 23/12/2021 20:04

When Rando members of the public become part of the police and can go to suspects houses to talk to them.

Watching a show on Netflix. Woman goes back to old town after her parents are murdered and then a series of murders happen. She becomes buddy buddy with the local cop and then goes to all the interrogations, suspects homes, fucking joined them all in a rescue mission.

Drives me bonkers when they do this!

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GetInThereLewis · 24/12/2021 03:41

Are you watching Slasher op? I had the same exact thought!! Overstepping much? If she was staring at me over the policeman's shoulder when I'm being questioned I would be like "Wtf are you doing here?"

Mostly because she never seems more than 30 seconds away from a murderer.

AnotherMansCause · 24/12/2021 03:57

In drama set in ancient/medieval times, people (usually men) slicing their palm open as part of an oath to the king/best friend/over someone’s grave/whatever. I don’t believe it would happen. Too many fragile structures in the hand which couldn’t have been repaired & unlikely to heal properly if injured - tendons etc. Wounds need to be kept relatively immobile for the flesh to knit properly- virtually impossible with a palm wound, especially for a soldier or anyone with an active job. Plus, infection risk - until about a century ago even a small cut could easily get infected & potentially lead to death. They would have known this, it was very common for people to die from infected minor wounds. It was the development of antibiotics & proper understanding of keeping wounds clean that reduced the risk.

JustJustWhy · 24/12/2021 04:37

Working class families always managing to access money, even if previous storylines have had them being ripped off. E.g. "We'll find that £10,000 deposit". How? Where from? Your daughter still owes you an inexplicable £50,000 from being ripped off by a conman.

They can always get a GP appointment and Social Services are always remarkably on the ball, arriving at the doorstep over the most minor of issues. Also, no CAMHS or counselling waiting lists.

Something major will happen in, say, a hospital. They don't start talking about it until they walk into the house despite having obviously driven home together. Like they sit in silence in the car as some sort of pact to only talk when they get home. Ditto when something significant happens at night but they only discuss it at breakfast the next day, having showered and dressed.

18 people and a dog living in an end terrace with no clutter.

Even when it's quads, they still get ample "me time".

If you don't make it to train/tram/airport in time (within the invisible soap zone) then they'll be GONE FOREVER! (Woe betide there is a later train, tram or flight you could follow them on).

When there's a knock at the door and as they get up they say "you're always forgetting your keys" then open the door chatting the same. I've never opened the door talking.

When the protagonist finally wants to fess up, their counterpart says "let me talk first" and it's always some life-affirming announcement rendering said protagonist speechless.

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DukkaTheHallsWithBoughsOfHolly · 24/12/2021 05:24

Everyone wears shoes indoors.

Kanaloa · 24/12/2021 05:36

@AnotherMansCause

Also the palm just isn’t a good area to get blood from. I did read an online suggestion that when people do these rituals etc in fiction it would make more sense if they sliced their butt cheek since it’s more fleshy and less dangerous.

I think it would be a bit less dramatic and cinematic though!

RedRobin100 · 24/12/2021 05:39

Women in labour

Sonofabiscuit · 24/12/2021 05:48

No one ever wakes up and immediately needs a wee.
If they have a dog never needs walking .

Justleaveitblankthen · 24/12/2021 06:12

Whoever directs any 'Going into labour/giving birth' storyline has patently never had a child or been witness to such an event Hmm
On the plus side, it was a blessed relief when I did it myself and realised it was nothing like this.

DeathOnTheNile · 24/12/2021 06:16

People showing up at people's houses without warning - a very unMN thing to do Grin. Plus, they always seem to know everyone's addresses!

Police telling people details of an ongoing investigation.

Being able to hack people's accounts and access information easily.

People making a scene and storming out dramatically in front of others.

All of these things were featured heavily on the Netflix show Clickbait - very watchable but so annoyingly unrealistic.

Sittinginthesand · 24/12/2021 06:18

When people get home and sit in the dark. Put the lights on! People working late - never any lights on in the office, why? Weirdly dimly lit police stations. Shetland does all of these.
Detective says to sidekick ‘somethings happened, we need to go’ and sidekick doesn’t ask what it is. Instead they drive there and don’t discuss the investigation at all.
People making really unlikely choices, pointless lying etc.

MajorNeville · 24/12/2021 06:18

It annoys me the amount of bouquets of flowers which just get immediately binned. I don't know anyone who would do that.

passionfruitpizza · 24/12/2021 06:19

Bad CPR. It's appalling. TV and films will be some people's only exposure to what CPR looks like and I feel it's irresponsible that they can't even show a half decent chest compression most of the time. So many times they're just shoving on someone's abdomen.

LavenderAskew · 24/12/2021 06:23

A lot of things mentioned but my biggest bug bears have to be the empty coffee cups and the never looking at the road and constantly moving the steering wheel.

They are such minor things, so easily avoidable, that are well known as annoyances and yet they are in everything.

I mean sure at least one actor has handled an actual real life coffee cup and knows how you hold the ones with hot coffee in.

There must be a reason why they don't have fluid of some sort in the coffee cup.

Also I presume actors don't constantly move the steering wheel left-right left-right when driving their own real life car? Hopefully they do keep their eyes forward or check mirrors even when chatting to a passenger. (Also pausing talking, where they are giving full concentration on driving because they are at a junction.)

Kanaloa · 24/12/2021 06:26

@passionfruitpizza

Bad CPR. It's appalling. TV and films will be some people's only exposure to what CPR looks like and I feel it's irresponsible that they can't even show a half decent chest compression most of the time. So many times they're just shoving on someone's abdomen.
I’ve also seen people receive CPR on television then sit up/cough and look around. If someone is having CPR the chances of them recovering and sitting up is about the same as them suddenly slithering out of their skin as an alien.
StFrancisdeCompostela · 24/12/2021 06:34

Any time a judge bangs a gavel or says ‘order!’, or a lawyer says ‘objection!’ in a trial. Just doesn’t happen in the UK.

chocolateorangeinhaler · 24/12/2021 06:46

Two people usually in soaps having a conversation. A third person turns up and asks the host/ homeowner "can we have a bit of space" said home owner agrees and casually leaves their own house.

Stacey in eastenders years ago suddenly appearing in a freshly decorated and furnished flat. Nobody mentioned it at all.

Kathy Beale still looking the same age as she did in 1985. Peter Beale being about 8' tall and all the shots of him and others all look slightly odd.

Monday55 · 24/12/2021 07:07

The Bomb scenes!!! Countdown starts at 90seconds or whatever. 15mins later it's finally at 30seconds you'll be lucky if it gets to the 10seconds Countdown within the following 5mins. Happens more in older films.

MarmaladeToastAndAMarmaladeCat · 24/12/2021 07:08

On a phone call we can only hear one side of - repeating every word so we know what the other character is saying. Can you imagine how annoying that would be?

Sittinginthesand · 24/12/2021 07:21

“I’ll give you 24 hours”, never happens. At most it would be “get it done by tomorrow morning or the end of the day”. Also annoys me in competition progs when they have a really short amount of time to do the, often highly skilled, task. Why not give them longer and let them finish properly?

MirthlessChuckle · 24/12/2021 07:25

Has anyone else ever binged on NCIS? It's wonderfully stupid and one of my favourite shows - they do the coffee cup thing all the time, and the perfectly well behave children thing. But my biggest pet peeve is that they clearly don't know how to write characters out of a series, so they kill them!

They did this early on with one character and it was meaningful, but after endless loved ones and colleagues being butchered on an almost weekly basis, you'd think they'd all be looking into new careers.

There were some exceptions of course: a few people they obviously wanted to be able to come back and guest star, so out of nowhere they just move to another country for no obvious reasons. And one character simply vanished at the end of a series without any mention again.

But mostly just murder after murder.

Ah it's wonderful. Really cheesy garbage Grin

DukkaTheHallsWithBoughsOfHolly · 24/12/2021 07:27

@passionfruitpizza

Bad CPR. It's appalling. TV and films will be some people's only exposure to what CPR looks like and I feel it's irresponsible that they can't even show a half decent chest compression most of the time. So many times they're just shoving on someone's abdomen.
Totally agree, CPR is always terrible! Especially when they use the defib on everything. It’s completely unrealistic and gives people a totally false view of what it’s really like and how survivable it is.
TravelDreamLife · 24/12/2021 07:27

How babies/kids seem to disappear until needed & parent/s completely carefree. Who's looking after them?? Or the kid does something horrendous & there's a smile, few words after cracking the reason & you've a perfect child again.

They never lock the car.

Binge watching a series & noticing glaring plot & continuity errors between seasons. This one's the worst!

Cottoncloud9 · 24/12/2021 07:33

Characters leaving for no real reason right after their food or drink has arrived.

Think this one might just be me but eye colour changes! Hate how a young character with brown eyes can grow up to have blue eyes

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal · 24/12/2021 07:37

@DivanInspiration

Please can props people just put water in them then it looks right?

Yes! This annoys me so much. Can someone please introduce a class at Rada where you pretend like your coffee cup has an actual liquid in it? They swing them about when they’re gesturing! Or just put cold water in them? Please.

We actually did have classes on this at my drama school. It's called "endowment" - so we spent hours "endowing" a cold liquid with the properties of a hot one, or a blunt blade with the properties of a sharp one, for example.

BalloonSlayer · 24/12/2021 07:42

Re always in the pub, in Easterders years ago Mark and Ruth? fostered a child after much emotional journeying re the longing to be parents. The child arrived and in the evening they both went to the Queen Vic...