You only have 5 foods you can eat over the Christmas days

[BiscuitLover3678]

Let's say Christmas eve until the 27th.

You have 5 foods only and as much of them as you want. What are your 5 foods?

Cheese (probably just a gooey Camembert or five)
Crusty white bread (assuming butter will be provided?)
Pigs in blankets
Trifle
Clementines/satsumas (so I don’t get scurvy)

Cheese
Pigs in blankets
Turkey
Cranberry sauce
Roast potatoes

Cheese & crackers (that counts as 1, right?)
Pigs in blankets
Trifle
Parmesan-roast parsnips
Roast beef

Pork (bacon, gammon, pigs in blankets)
Dairy (cheese, cream)
Potatoes (roast, mash)
Chocolate
Poppy seed and rosemary crackers

Think I may have stretched the criteria a little...

Cheese bake
Fresh bread
Mushroom pate
Cheese
Red onion chutney

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Cheese
Chicken
Crusty bread (and butter)
Chocolate
Pigs in blankets

Marrons glacés
Turkey
Stuffing
Marzipan
Fruit salad

Smoked salmon
Cold cuts of meat
Cheese
Crusty bread
Toasties

Plus prosecco

ROASTIES dammit!

Marzipan
Marzipan
Marzipan
Marzipan
Marzipan

(the temptation to mainline the stuff without gaining weight, rotting my teeth etc. would be irresistible),

Turkey with its stuffing
Cheese board (hence I get the variety of 1 thing and the crackers on the board)
Leonidas orangettes
Fresh fruit salad
M&S Salt and pepper flavoured crisps in the wheel and tube and flat square shapes

I assume I have a full range of drinks options available, so fresh OJ, proper coffee (that I can make into French later in the day), red and white wine, sparkling water and elderflower cordial, G&T, amaretto, port, tea, hot choc, etc.....I think that would be harder to cull...

Sorry, my cheeseboard also has crusty bread on it too

Prawn cocktail
Pigs in blankets
Sausage stuffing balls wrapped in bacon
Home made cinnamon rolls.
Gravy

That's extremely difficult to work out though and me and my kids have most spent twenty minutes discussing it.

Well now...if a cheeseboard is a food then I’ll be able to have waaaaaay more options than I listed....

Bread
Cheese
Potatoes
Bacon
Chocolate

Breaded halloumi.
Roasties.
Chocolate.
Turkey.
Garlic mushrooms.

Bread
Turkey breast
Stuffing -chestnut
Bread sauce
Cranberry jelly

We live off Christmas turkey sandwiches for days. They have to have all the above but gravy can be substituted for cranberry😁

Cheese
Chocolate
Chutney
Red wine
Baileys

Cheese
Baguettes
Pork pie
Crisps
Roast potatoes

Pickled eggs
Cornichon
Posh crisps
Stuffing
Quality Street

salmon
eggs
pigs in blankets
parsnips
chocolate

Bread
Baked beans
Eggs
Pasta
Tomatoes

Cheese
Crackers
Grapes
Crisps
Smoked salmon

chocolate
cheese
grapes
roast potatoes
gammon

Turkey
Pigs in blankets
Roast potatoes
Cheese
Chocolates