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What's the worst meal you've been served at a wedding?

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Higgeldypiggeldy35 · 06/09/2021 22:43

I'm veggie so unfortunately have had my fair share of shitty wedding meals as the vegetarians often seem to get shafted but this one takes the biscuit. Fancy wedding, very expensive and exclusive venue, meat eaters had a feast and it looked amazing, I was served......a grilled mushroom, and it was cold. This place is probably £100 per head at the very least and the best they could rustle up for a vegetarian was a mushroom. So, make me feel better, what's the worst meal you've been served?
This is meant to be light hearted 🐱

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GreyhoundG1rl · 07/09/2021 14:31

@thecatsthecats

See, I got annoyed by havingy main at my own wedding called the "vegetarian option" by the staff.

I didn't pick it because it was vegetarian. I picked it because it was a bloody delicious brie and cranberry wellington. I chose the menu, I knew it was nicer than the lamb or salmon!

But the vegetarians wouldn't have picked the lamb or salmon, so it was the vegetarian option??
CurryLover55 · 07/09/2021 14:37

The food at our wedding was mostly lovely but some of the beef was orange ( !!) & some of the chicken was pink! Also we were persuaded by DM to only provide cake at the evening do & I really think we should have provided pasties at least.

PandemicAtTheDisco · 07/09/2021 14:42

I've never been to a wedding where the food has been inedible. I've had a few with very plain food or long waits and getting hungry.

The vegetarian and vegan options have always been great - but many of my friends have been vegan or vegetarian so maybe my friends are more used to catering for them.

I've been to weddings where other people have complained about the food when in my opinion it's been great. I think people should have a chips/basic pizza option for those guests that prefer plain, simple food and don't like mushrooms/garlic/vegetables/spices/seasonings etc.

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BogRollBOGOF · 07/09/2021 14:51

We travelled over to DH's home country for an extended family wedding. Church 12pm in a small market town (full mass) then an hours drive up the arse end of nowhere to some extortionate hotel/ golf course. For that reason we stayed with family an hour away. It's about 3pm when we get to the hotel. Some coffee and biscuits are being passed around. We wait in the over-crowded bar... and wait... and wait... at 8pm we finally get called for the wedding breakfast having had no access to food in the hotel, or anywhere within 10 miles. If we'd known it was a 5 hour wait, we could have diverted off to a pub like the bridal party.
It was a mediocre roast beef/ salmon dinner that had been hanging around nearly as long as the guests. Not great in its own right but extra disappointing after so many hours standing around wondering which family member to eat first. By the time the meal and speeches were done, we clung on for the first dance then had the hour's drive back.
The only good thing I can say about that occasion was that we met some other extended family.
The couple are long since divorced.

BasiliskStare · 07/09/2021 15:02

At our ( small wedding ) many years ago - we went to a restaurant so people could choose their own food. - possibly not possible at larger events.

HereComesYourMam · 07/09/2021 15:49

Does anyone else read threads like these and get all anxious, thinking back to their own wedding and hoping that they didn't upset anyone with any of the arrangements? I mean... I think we did OK on the food and drink front, but I am now full of doubt!

BasiliskStare · 07/09/2021 15:55

@HereComesYourMam - Mine was nearly 26 years ago - we enjoyed as did few friends and family - I can't be bothered to worry about it now - we did what we did . We did not invite children - do maybe that would be my regret but those children are nearly 30 now - I suspect they do not care or even remember Grin - it was 1 child .

TheRebelle · 07/09/2021 16:20

The “quirky” wedding I went to in a field on a massive slope where we were “served” (ie the best man had to run around serving everyone because they hadn’t paid for any waiting staff) afternoon tea on mismatched chipped plates and cups, the sandwiches were out of Morrison’s packets and there was only enough for two triangles ie half a sandwich each then in the evening we were served a hotdog in a bun, it was a tiny tinned hotdog. Luckily I know how flaky the couple are so I’d brought sandwiches and crisps in the car. Apparently they spent £15k on the wedding, must’ve been an expensive dress is all I can say!

healmebaby · 07/09/2021 16:40

Similar to PP. afternoon tea which was nice enough but woefully inadequate in terms of volume. It was served quite early so between that and the small amounts we assumed a proper dinner was coming later. They did have a hog roast at night but by the time that came out near midnight everyone was hammered

WheelieBinPrincess · 07/09/2021 16:48

SIL had her ceremony at a registry office at 2pm then we couldn’t get into the rugby club reception until 7pm. Plan was to go to her in law’s garden for drinks and food until then.

There were probably about 30 people, they’d got masses of stuff from Iceland for a buffet. But it was all frozen, and just put out frozen. Frozen quiche, sausage rolls, cheesecakes. It was really bizarre. It was as if they didn’t know you had to defrost/cook.

An elderly auntie tried to spear a profiterole and it careered off her plate and hit a bridesmaid in the face.

MazyontheDipper · 07/09/2021 16:49

@zingally

My cousin married a girl whose family all came from Zimbabwe. They'd had the legal "English" ceremony with a dozen people in the winter, and then her family wanted to host a big Zimbabwean-style bash in the summer holidays! After the ceremony we all had to drive to a leisure centre, and then had to wait outside for at least 2 hours on a field out the back. It was boiling hot, and all they had out were about 6 bottles of Innocent smoothie - to be shared between about 100 people... Then a BBQ was started up, but all that was being served was some unknown, tough as old boot, meat.

Eventually, 100 sweaty, dehydrated, sunburnt Brits were ushered into a hall. Listened to ENDLESS rambling unprepared speeches from such people as "a representative of the brides grandfather" and "her mothers auntie".

Then we got a buffet. All "traditional Zimbabwean" fare. All of it was either burnt boot leather meat and unidentified vegetables - all of which was very spicy.

The only thing most of us bemused Brits managed to stomach was some cold potatoes.

So that's all we had in reward for our 2 hour drive there. A few gulps of smoothie, one bite of bbq'd boot leather, and a few cold potatoes.

Then there was the 2 hour drive home. I'd gone separately from my mum, and honestly, I've never seen her grumpier or more cross, than when we finally arrived home about 10:30pm.

You'd better watch out....the self-styled anti-racist police will be here soon.....
MazyontheDipper · 07/09/2021 16:53

[quote ILikeBrie]@ManifestDestinee not sure how it was racist? If I'd written the same thing about a wedding and someone mistook a jug that looked like a food jug for sauce you'd think nothing of it. If I'd written the same thing and ommited that the cuisine was Indian and it was a dry wedding with crap food that was too spicy that too would be ok. I only said it was Indian to explain why half the food was strictly vegan and the other half was meat, 2 different venues, first couldn't do halal. Funnily there was a vegan who they hadn't catered for, I've no idea what she ate in the end.[/quote]
This is MN. Someon will always be along to make a (racist) mountain out of a (racist) molehill.

Hmm
TornadoTrinity · 07/09/2021 16:56

@WheelieBinPrincess

SIL had her ceremony at a registry office at 2pm then we couldn’t get into the rugby club reception until 7pm. Plan was to go to her in law’s garden for drinks and food until then.

There were probably about 30 people, they’d got masses of stuff from Iceland for a buffet. But it was all frozen, and just put out frozen. Frozen quiche, sausage rolls, cheesecakes. It was really bizarre. It was as if they didn’t know you had to defrost/cook.

An elderly auntie tried to spear a profiterole and it careered off her plate and hit a bridesmaid in the face.

I'm really sorry, but I actually laughed aloud at that 🤭. Probably wasn't very funny at the time.
ManifestDestinee · 07/09/2021 17:15

You'd better watch out....the self-styled anti-racist police will be here soon

Imagine someone pointing out a racist post is racist. How appalling Hmm

EvenRosesHaveThorns · 07/09/2021 17:17

Ham and pea soup, asked for the veggie option. Received my soup back after someone had fished out most of the ham....

TheDaydreamBelievers · 07/09/2021 17:18

Not a wedding but I went to a supremely fancy conference dinner where the main was beef Wellington. I'm veggie, had indicated that in advance booking form. The beef Wellington and all its sides being served looked incredible. I was anticipating mushroom Wellington with all the delish sides... I was served pan fried mushrooms on spinach. No pastry, no gravy, no roast potatoes or veg. Waiter informed me these were all made with goose fat. V v sad. Colleagues all said theres was bloody amazing

theleafandnotthetree · 07/09/2021 17:22

@HereComesYourMam

Does anyone else read threads like these and get all anxious, thinking back to their own wedding and hoping that they didn't upset anyone with any of the arrangements? I mean... I think we did OK on the food and drink front, but I am now full of doubt!
The opposite! I think, fecking hell our guests did well. Beautiful chicken salad to start, very nice soup, fillet steak or monkfish, a kind of a posh apple tart for dessert, all the good French wine you could drink and posh sparkling water on the tables. And we didn't get married til 4.30, eating dinner by 7.30 so great stretches of waiting around for food.
Coogee · 07/09/2021 17:58

Does anyone else read threads like these and get all anxious,

I’m pretty sure we did OK. We learnt lessons from other’s mistakes.

We had tons of food and a free bar. Plus ones and children welcomed. Some guests stayed on afterwards.

LavenderAskew · 07/09/2021 18:06

@healmebaby

Similar to PP. afternoon tea which was nice enough but woefully inadequate in terms of volume. It was served quite early so between that and the small amounts we assumed a proper dinner was coming later. They did have a hog roast at night but by the time that came out near midnight everyone was hammered
This is pretty much the way the afternoon tea wedding I went to. It's either a thing, or the same wedding 😀
Lunde · 07/09/2021 18:11

I went to a formal dinner where the guest speaker was Sarah Brown the vegetarian cook who, at the time, was pretty famous with her own TV show and book that was high on the bestsellers' list.

For some reason the organisers had chosen quail as a main course. The quails were tiny and about the size of a sparrow - almost meatless. They needed to be chased around the plate and bones cracked to get a tiny bite. And what did the venue choose to serve to the (then) doyenne of British vegetarian cookery while everyone else was gnawing on bones? ... a frozen vegeburger that they had managed to burn.

Borntobeamum · 07/09/2021 18:13

Our dd’s wedding. DH and I were paying.
The food was so bad and together with so many other things going wrong they knocked the wedding breakfast off the bill.

ILikeBrie · 07/09/2021 18:14

HereComesYourMam

"Does anyone else read threads like these and get all anxious, thinking back to their own wedding and hoping that they didn't upset anyone with any of the arrangements? I mean... I think we did OK on the food and drink front, but I am now full of doubt!"

Also complete opposite at ours, there was so much food at our wedding, it was pretty constant all day. We also had a free bar. There is no way anyone went hungry, lots of people were still up partying with us until 4am. Deffo no one leaving to buy food or praying someone arrived with a platter, been there at other people's weddings, it just ruins the day!

BrilliantBetty · 07/09/2021 18:15

Cold buffet!! One of my pet hates anyway, but for a Wedding...

Hobnobsandbroomstick · 07/09/2021 18:20

Effectively a roast dinner but with no gravy. Beef, roast potatoes, broccoli and runner beans.

Imnothereforthedrama · 07/09/2021 18:33

I think it’s really shit when any party especially a wedding has a buffet and they run out of food embarrassingly early . Either they don’t cater enough ie they say guests for 70 when really 100 are coming or the caterers don’t put enough out . If it’s the latter I’d be fuming but if it’s just penny pinching from the bride & groom that’s not on you invite guests the least you can do is feed them .

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