The worst food thing that has ever happened.

[Fuckmeupthearseandrogerme]

This is proper gross, much worse than when I ate a crumpet and then looked at the one left in the pack and found it was riddled with mould, in fact it is so awful that I will leave a space so you can choose not to read. If you do read have you ever had anything as awful and if so have you got over it?

I cracked a free range egg into my pan and it had a half formed dead chick in it. Turns out not so dh had left the box in his van for two weeks before putting into fridge, van evidently warm enough to start the process. not envy

Have you had anything worse?

Had a maggot in a Tesco ready meal once.

Got two to tell, the second one is revolting so don't read if you're eating.
My girls had cut up a chocolate cake and whilst I was cleaning up and wiping the side down, I saw a lump of "cake" on the side. I picked it up, popped it in my mouth, then realized... it's not cake. They'd just fed the dogs who ate Butchers tripe (canned). Anyone who's ever used that knows it smells horrendous and I can confirm it tastes horrendous too! Dogs loved it tho.
Second one- be warned!

I had my grandson here and when he'd finished his lunch I gave him a couple of Wispa bites chocolate cubes. Took him out the highchair, wiping it down and thought he'd dropped one of the chocolates in his seat. Picked it up, popped it in my mouth, bit down on it and thought "this isn't chocolate!" He'd pooed in his nappy and a perfectly square cube of poo had escaped, same colour, shape and size as a Wispa chocolate bite.
I couldn't spit it out quick enough and if I could have bleached my mouth I would.

On a more fragrant note, I just happen to have discovered that the powder left behind in a bowl that has held Lush bath bombs does not taste at all like fizzy sherbet 🤮

I have slso discovered that in the past. Got some freebies with an online order, and they were both thongs, not fizzy sweets.

took a swig from an open carton of OJ that I'd left on the kitchen top. Swallowed a moth.

I've a few, once with clients in a pub I'd had deep fried clams, wasn't expecting to be eating deep fried moth as well. I'd cut 'him' in half and popped him In My mouth as I realised what it was I had to discreetly spit it out whilst trying hard not to retch.

Had the organic broccoli once, never again !

Had some biscuits from a German company from home bargains which came complete with shreds of metal in, they sent me 4 huge boxes of biscuits as an apology.

My mum once made a blackberry fool from blackberries we'd picked, we were all tucking in and she stopped eating 'as she was full' only afterwards did we see the tiny little maggots in her bowl ....