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Weird people you meet on holiday.

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Diddumz · 02/08/2021 17:04

1988 - went to Majorca with my family. There was a woman who kept pretending she was drowning in the pool.

Have you met any oddballs on holiday?

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Iamthewombat · 05/08/2021 21:40

She starts talking about this book she's been reading about an older woman kills a younger woman she's befriended & drinks her blood for youthfulness 😬 needless to say I made my excuses for her to leave and avoided her for the rest of the holiday.

This is too funny

Iamthewombat · 05/08/2021 21:43

an Egyptian man who then insisted on taking the 3 of us round the bars & restaurants of Cairo, complete with belly-dancing, etc in every one of which he would order pigeon & chips(?)

🤣🤣🤣

The next week they were on Crimewatch, they had stolen a large amount of money from a business partner and were on the run.

🤣🤣🤣

memberofthewedding · 05/08/2021 21:48

Having been on holiday in Egypt and (even at the grand old age of 42) been pestered every time I left my room, I honestly think they were showing concern for you. Although I started out with your attitude the hassle was so bad (and I'm not at all lovely or glamorous) that I would have loved a kind family to take me under their wing and offer some protection. I'm sad that you thought it was bizarre

When I travel solo in Islamic countries I often wear the local dress so as not to stand out as the single female tourist. One day a man latched on to the fact that I was not "local" and followed me all around the souk in Marrakech. I was completely covered and wearing a headscarf with only face and hands showing. It was very wearing and I eventually escaped into a cafe. sat in the family section at the back and ordered a coke. Man hung around outside. The waiter could see I was upset and asked me why. There was a conversation in Arabic between the waiter and two others. Then two large Moroccan men went outside and escorted the man away. Then they escorted me to the taxi rank. None of them asked me for a date or wanted anything. They were charming people and expressed sadness that I should be bothered by a man while a guest in their country.

Cruddles · 05/08/2021 21:50

American Mike who was totally obsessed with guns and insisting that we wouldn't have crime in the UK if everybody had guns because then you could "take them down" if anyone looked criminal for any reason.

Had something similar, this was in 2018. Went to a multi day event in France where tens of thousands camp. On the last evening met an American father and son who were the most Trump loving gun tooting Americans i have ever met (I've been to America twice and one of my best friends is American so have some experience of meeting them). These guys were so full on it was almost a caricature of an American stereotype. Their whole evening seemed to consist of non Americans meeting them then spending the next 15 mins asking if they're for real, then moving on from them as they were just awful

GrrRightBackAtYou · 05/08/2021 21:53

[quote ufucoffee]@Diddumz how would you know what a certain Mumsnetter looked like and why were they famous? Misses point of thread [/quote]
This is also puzzling me

WelshWhisky · 05/08/2021 22:29

ufucoffee
*@Diddumz how would you know what a certain Mumsnetter looked like and why were they famous? Misses point of thread

That’s my burning question too

Wineat5isfine · 05/08/2021 23:24

Many years ago we holidayed in a beautiful
Treetop resort, DH had been promoted and we were celebrating (child free at this time).

The resort was beautiful - our treetop rooms had the most amazing view of the pool from one side and the bay from the other side.

On the 2nd day, a much older couple (we were early twenties and they were late forties) tagged on to us. They were on their HM and we assumed they would want some alone time. No…everywhere we went, they went. We had a high spec room and they were in awe of it and wanted to swap rooms with us for a couple of nights and were very offended when we said no. Apparently we were ruining their honeymoon.

They tried to get us to skinny dip in the pool after hours (no thank you), and were quite literally pissed all day every day. Ordered sangria with breakfast and lunch.

DH - for some reason- decided to swap numbers with the other husband!! And they called us twice a week for a month when we flew home. Felt bad ignoring the calls, but it was never going to result in a friendship.

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SynchroSwimmer · 06/08/2021 01:02

My heart sinks every year when I visit the same hotel in the Canaries, no matter the date, there is always the same group of Germans, 3 vivacious couples, mostly naked, they single me out for the most public, over-enthusiastic, cringeworthy “welcome”. I always assumed they were national TV personalities, in media, on the stage or theatre or similar as they are always so completely OTT.

Met another friend on the beach who confessed they moved to a different hotel just because of this intolerable group - who are all swingers.

In Turkey, I had to rescue a young Russian girl, as an errant older man was pressurising and insisting (falsely) that she was on a naturist beach, and there was no option other than remove her swimsuit.

Various strange men on deserted beaches doing very inappropriate things - so for known previous offenders I now get my companions to pose as though I am taking a scenic photo - deliberately as these men “walk into shot” Once they realise I have “ammunition” and evidence - it proves enough of a deterrent to put a stop to it.

In Budapest, the hot spring baths, I noticed a local following me around and at close quarters, also noticed through my diving mask that he was doing things with his hands and genitals under water - had to report that to the attendant - with plenty of pointing and gesticulating in his direction.

In Turkey some UK Luton-based extremists were refused entry to the country and forcibly put on our returnThomas Cook flight home in spare seats. They loudly announced that the plane “would be going down”, the aircraft captain refused to take off. There were later convictions in a UK court case...

An Arabic French speaking chap, who thought I was walking the beach alone in Spain, started verbally and aggressively threatening me (he didn’t know my friends were following). I squared up to him and replied assertively in poor Spanish - he was a bit floored to think he had picked on a “local” - and backed off. I am still frightened now.

The list goes on...

Diddumz · 06/08/2021 02:59

@ufucoffee

There is a "famous" MN member who is known for making out that her life is very glamorous. In fact, it isn't.

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Kinsters · 06/08/2021 04:51

In Spain me and my sister were chatting to this guy. Then he started showing up everywhere! We were sunbathing on the beach with no tops on and he literally plonked himself down in-between us!

Not so weird but kind of funny was the guy we met in Egypt. My sister asked him how long he was on holiday for and he responded "oh I'm not actually on holiday, I'd say I'm more of a traveller. I really want to get under the skin of the country and get to know it's people".

SmallChairs · 06/08/2021 05:12

[quote Diddumz]@ufucoffee

There is a "famous" MN member who is known for making out that her life is very glamorous. In fact, it isn't.

[/quote]
Is this the poster who manages to shoehorn into random threads about vacuum cleaners or Vega is more Brexit the fact that all her children were privately educated from the moment the umbilical cord was cut, and that she has coal mining forebears?

ufucoffee · 06/08/2021 07:44

@SmallChairs @Diddumz oooh, I must have missed her.

hellswelshy · 06/08/2021 07:53

On holiday at the moment - two incidents so far. One woman who danced in front of the hotel resident singer whilst he was doing his act, whilst filming herself?!! Who does that??? The other, just a strange one, noticed a family on the beach whose son (looked around 10/11) just pulled down his swimmers and urinated on the sand next to his father's sun lounger. The family all laughed Confused

Diddumz · 06/08/2021 08:30

@SmallChairs

No, I don't think so...

This woman is another one who bigs up her life though.

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Worldwide2 · 06/08/2021 09:28

Love these stories!

Went to Feuterventura in 2006 with my friend we stayed in self catering apartments with a pool and one bar in the middle.
Half way through our stay a couple in their 60s turned up and loudly announced to another couple that they have been coming here for years stay in the same apartment ect
Anyway they weren't too happy that me and my friend had become friendly with 'their' friends, she made a point of walking over to us (topless) demanding our names and she would like to see our passports like some sort of warden. We burst out laughing and said no. She was livid with us and for the rest of the time there we could hear her saying about new comers ruining things 😂

Worldwide2 · 06/08/2021 09:31

Another story not really wierd just funny. Went to Antigua with ex dp in the hurricane season so it was fairly quiet in the resort. So most nights were quite subdued.
One night we come down to the bar and can hear karaoke. Theres this bloke on his knees singing his heart out to brown eyed girl with his shirt all ripped open. Hilarious. Obviously very drunk. The next day that poor fellow was back to being quiet and he looked so embarrassed. We thought he was brilliant though.

TeapotCollection · 06/08/2021 10:04

“You’re just a smelly kipper” has just made me spray my desk with coffee, hilarious 😂

FeatheredHope · 06/08/2021 10:05

Another one curious about the mystery MNer ;)

SingingInTheShithouse · 06/08/2021 10:12

The large group of 65-72 yo women on a group holiday who insisted my DH was Jimmy Nail & they were big fans. They insisted on telling us their ages every time we saw them & we kept bumping into them on every trip we went on, including a whole day on a very secluded beach so pretty much trapped with them for the day & a barbecue party.

DH looks nothing like Jimmy Nail, though has the accent, but they were having non of it that he wasn't him Confused. & mobbed him for photos & hugs every time we saw them. DH being a tart lapped it up & played the part & it was very entertaining, but WTAF ConfusedGrin

meadowbleu · 06/08/2021 10:32

@TheChosenTwo I'm always reading about things that make people choke on their tea and now something has. I've got the visuals of those scenes running through my head now Grin

For anyone who missed it.

'Years ago on a girls trip to Amsterdam we met this group of Dutch people in a pub, they were sitting at the table next to us.
One of the men took a fancy to my friend and decided to woo her by playing the dusty old piano. He made awkward intense eye contact with her the whole time, we sat and watched in awe for about 3 minutes as he plinky plonked his way through some Chopin (badly, plus the piano was also severely out of tune which didn’t help) and his friends were all watching on in admiration.
Embarrassingly my friend was at the time teaching piano to make some extra money and after the performance he came over to her and asked how it was grin
She told him he was pretty good and gave him a couple of tips and he went nuts at her, one phrase he shouted out was “You know nothing, I am very handsome, you’re just a smelly kipper,” and we all fell about laughing grin
Their group left shortly after this and we saw them again a few days later, my friend who had been the girl of his desires pointed him out and we ducked into a little shop to avoid them.
Even now, 10 years later, we address each other as kippers!!'

StorminaBcup · 06/08/2021 11:13

Years ago I went on holiday with a then bf to Zante (I think) and we ended up chatting to another couple, the gf was having an awful time and her bf was a complete idiot. She spent the whole holiday by the pool and he went out every night getting drunk. Shortly before we were due to come home the bf shows his gf what he thought was a henna tattoo of a Le Coq Sportif logo on his chest, saying he did it to wind her up as he knew she hated tattoos…..
It was a real tattoo. He was devastated. It looked shit too!

ATrifleofFun · 06/08/2021 11:32

We had a memorable afternoon by the pool in Orlando with a kid who had latched onto my little brother. He spent an hour asking if we had toilets in England, or a TV or running water or a fridge. His poor mum looked so embarrassed. The child must have been 12 !

iklboo · 06/08/2021 11:34

On holiday in Italy. Within about 20 minutes of sitting down in the dining room the woman at the next table had told us all her gynae issues and hysterectomy.

TeapotCollection · 06/08/2021 12:15

Coincidentally they were talking about this subject on Absolute radio earlier. One listener phoned in to say they were befriended on their first day by a couple who 2 days later asked them to look after their children for the day. They declined, good for them