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When you get out of the bath

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HumanSponge · 09/05/2021 21:43

Does the ocean fall out of you. Is it just me??

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Gooseysgirl · 10/05/2021 05:11

Happens to me after a swim... and was happening long before I had my DC. I now bring a light ST with me to catch the fall out so I don't have to change my underwear.

garlictwist · 10/05/2021 05:56

What? No. I have never heard of this...

amusedbush · 10/05/2021 13:36

It has happened occasionally after swimming but never after a bath.

HumanSponge · 10/05/2021 18:46

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megletthesecond · 10/05/2021 18:50

It happened to me years before I had dcs.
Two c-sections and I can trampoline but not bathe.

SomethingNastyInTheBallPool · 10/05/2021 18:52

It used to happen to me (pre-DD), then I upped the pelvic floor exercises and it stopped.

MauveVarnish · 10/05/2021 18:54

It has always been a thing for me, way before I had kids. In my early 20s I had sex just after having a bath and my boyfriend was convinced he was witnessing female ejaculation no matter how much I told him it was bath water. He thought he was a sex god.

Justmuddlingalong · 10/05/2021 18:58

Same here. And after swimming. I regularly stand in a puddle at the poolside bar as expelled pool water trickles down my legs. This is the real reason I wear a sarong, rather than to hide my cellulitey thighs.

UnFringed · 10/05/2021 22:01

I want to know what @HumanSponge said that was so controversial on this thread now Grin

teenagewhore · 10/05/2021 22:05

@PeterPomegranate

I don’t think this happens to me and I have baths a lot. I’m mid 40s ans have two children but both caesareans. Could that be why?
No. It happened to me pre kids but not post kids. I don't think it's baby related.

I used to have it OP. Mentioned to a friend once and she looked at me like I had 2 heads.

YellowScallion · 10/05/2021 22:06

I get it after swimming but only in the second half of my cycle...

HumanSponge · 11/05/2021 09:36

@UnFringed

I want to know what *@HumanSponge* said that was so controversial on this thread now Grin
A. A too hot to handle description of my bath deluge WITH diagram

B. The app posted the wrong emoji

I prefer A

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LindaEllen · 11/05/2021 10:00

@UnFringed

No!

Mine waits for the moment I am fully dry, clean knicker and jeans THEN creates niagra falls Angry

Same here! So annoying.
ABitOfAShitShow · 11/05/2021 10:33

Another one for it happening once I've put on clean clothes!

No kids here either and I don't remember a time in my adult life where it didn't happen!

Puntastic · 11/05/2021 11:24

@ABitOfAShitShow

Another one for it happening once I've put on clean clothes!

No kids here either and I don't remember a time in my adult life where it didn't happen!

Have you tried doing a deep squat and/or pushing/squeezing with your kegel muscles when still standing in the bath after bathing?
BettyUnderswoob · 11/05/2021 11:58

Only when I’ve been swimming, not bathing.

What are you all doing in the bath that makes it go up there? Confused 😁

TagsMum · 11/05/2021 12:12

Honestly I really needed this today Grin
Thanks for the giggles ladies.

P.S yes it happens to me too.

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