You are cordially invited to my pity party

[CuckooCuckooClock]

Welcome!
I have no friends, my family hate me and I am a drunk!
I have decided to spend the evening with a chilled Chenin blanc, some oatcakes and jarlsburg and anyone lovely enough to join me.
Criteria for entry: you must have a miserable life too. No joy allowed.

I am not the pitying type.a bit of my kitchen ceiling has crashed down.I am an oldie.and live alone.So my answer to everything,is have a cup of tea, and a ciggie, and a bit of a sit down.! Then I might phone Nick Knowles, to come and survey the damage, and he will cheer me up. !

My Dad has also just told me off on Twitter for disrespecting Prince Phillip by not commiserating. And for previously calling him racist 😕

@Chocobudbrownies

I've been stressed recently, I've just made some ehmm "special" brownies. So I'll chill out with one of those and mellow out

If only we were all local.

I have 12 brownies, plenty to go round those who've asked. They're a bit of an arseache to make, with the carbing and buttering, but soon, I will not care a bit haha

@One2late your story made me well up. Pass over some of that KFC so I can feel better now.

Now you know your doctor will tell you to ‘cut the drink’ but last time I did that the scissors kept getting wet. Enjoy tonight and i suspect you are great company and not unloved. I hope so xxx

@MrsHastingslikethebattle

My friends are falling out with me over being bridesmaids, my best friend may have skin cancer, I ran some one over on purpose the other day and I hate every fucker.

I'll have a double apple vodka and a side of prosecco please.

you ran someone over on purpose!!!! can you come here and run over my ex husband? I will pay your flight and feed you as much restaurant food as you like.. will even break out the good steaks for you!

[quote Chocobudbrownies]**@AnnieAnoniMouse* and @sugarlost* you'd be more than welcome, im currently wondering if I should make some butter cream for on top once they've called down [/quote]
Chocolate butter cream...hmmmm why not! 🤣

Presuming you don't mind another sharer @Chocobudbrownies. Happy to bring something to share too!!

Can I join the pity party OP? I’ve been in one of those strange moods today that absolutely hasn’t been helped by the fact that I was pretty much blown out for cricket. Football fine, rugby fine but cricket?! Come on!

My pizza was cold with a soggy bottom 🤬

@WitchesBritchesPumpkinPants very happy to share. I love chocolate buttercream on brownies. They look fudgy and just perfect. I cant wait until they're cool. I may have a baileys with it

I'm in. I'm a complete fucking face-ache today.

Primary woes (won't lost secondary/tertiary as you lot will be too pissed to focus soon anyway):

1. Three sons with enough disabilities to keep a special school busy.
2. No money, live in a house where drug dealers do business round the back and the garden wall has fallen down. And it's a yard, and tiny and fucking ugly.
3. All my friends and family live in nice houses in nice areas. Their kids go to good schools and they are generally excelled in life.
4. I now can't work (see primary reason one) so we will always be scraping around for money.

I think I am depressed and possibly loosing my mind. Hope not though.

Been too busy to eat all day and am now on the wine grapes five a day goodness and I have no tasty snacks 😭

[quote Unreasonabubble]@One2late your story made me well up. Pass over some of that KFC so I can feel better now.[/quote]
Is it ok drowned in ketchup.

@Chocobudbrownies thanks for accepting us... I'm not fussy as long as it has the main ingredient...
Maybe some nuts on the frosting since I'm not getting any real life man action... I'll make do with the other type of nuts

@Chocobudbrownies

I have 12 brownies, plenty to go round those who've asked. They're a bit of an arseache to make, with the carbing and buttering, but soon, I will not care a bit haha

Your effort is much appreciated!!

Don't ever try to make shortbread!!!

@One2late I don't want a coffee with my brownie...I fancy a Baileys now @Chocobudbrownies has mentioned it

[quote Chocobudbrownies]@WitchesBritchesPumpkinPants very happy to share. I love chocolate buttercream on brownies. They look fudgy and just perfect. I cant wait until they're cool. I may have a baileys with it[/quote]
I'll bring the Baileys, it's the least I can do!!

@sugarlost oh it definitely has that in it!! Oh I don't have any nuts, I was thinking buttercream and sprinkles

I'm really sorry so many of you have real worries tonight. I risk derailing by nanechecking everyone, so I'll settle for hugs/alcohol/thoughts/chocolate - whatever you need, it's here x

I’ve sunk half a bottle of Pouilly Fuisee and am about to polish off the remains of the Easter egg. People at work are being dicks.

@Chocobudbrownies that's perfect! Will you send a picture of the brownie? No problem if you can't!
Pity we can't all have a real life party in person... maybe an all dayer.... dancing, drinking and eating your brownies
The sun would be shining too...we would have nice scenery too

@One2late Oh No! Not Ketchup! I LOVE KFC all plain with its lovely seasoning. I take the hint, I'll get my own

Can I come along? I'm feeling extremely crap after dealing with yet another meltdown from my youngest. I have no fucking wine. I look like death after crying all evening and my husband hasn't offered to go out and buy some.