The weirdest thing you've seen.

[IHaveBrilloHair]

I was at Dd's house recently, she opened her freezer and a I could see was lots of little pink mouse tails.
She has a pet snake so they are for him.
I also once sat eating my lunch in Indonesia whilst watching some guys shoving a cow into the back of a bemo (minibus type thing but with no back doors)

Anyone else?

Backstage at Cure concert in the late 80s, where my friend was doing catering (well known Manchester venue). A lot of girls had been let in to what I can only call a "holding area" or large room by a group of bouncers/security. There were being encouraged to do different things and offered a chance to stay around after the gig. Thankfully there were no cell phone cameras in those days. We were there until early morning, never got to see the band(s) as they left after the gig. The bouncers/security had a field day.

Christmas Eve, early evening, about thirty years ago, I was driving home from work along a residential street and saw an enormous frozen turkey rolling down the middle of the road, down a fairly steep hill. No other cars around, no sign of any people, or open doors or anything.

I’ve often wondered how it came to be rolling down that hill, and what happened to it. And whose Christmas was presumably ruined.

Pre zoolander, a big bunch of teens using petrol pump nozzles like guns in south Australia in the dead of night

Man with spray on hair walking down the street.
A very irate man having a sensible & Serious conversation on his phone whilst wearing a T-shirt which read ‘may I recommend the sausage’ with an arrow pointing to his groin.

A chimp eyeballing me while he played with his willy which he was dunking in a paper cup. I felt like clarice Starling out of silence of the lambs when she goes down to the cells where she meets Hannibal for the first time. (Very likely outs self)

In a restaurant while having brunch in LA this huge guy (about 7ft) dressed as a native Indian (not sure he was) with a man who was about 4’5. He treated him like a child, ordered for him cut up his food sat him on his knee like you would a child. They then got rather intimate and their friends were all whooping

Was odd abs uncomfortable everyone else pretended not to notice (apart from my nieces who kept asking questions).

In India everyday you see something bizarre. Being in a nice restaurant and feeling something nudge my arm turn round and it’s a huge cow. It takes a stroll around the restaurant then goes on it’s way

@crazymicrowave123

On my way to work this morning (London) and I saw an elderly man (we are talking 80 years of age +) wearing a short denim skirt and a coconut bra (no coat no tights just that) with stripper heels. If I could burn that image from my mind I would. Not that strange in this day an age I guess but certainly weird to me haha

There is a similar person who wears a pink tulle tutu along the High St. Not sure if it an elderly man but has long, thin hair. I am not sure due to not being at close range, always in the car, but have seen them a few times now.

Also, sometimes see a man riding a penny farthing.

I saw an old man roughly in his 80s doing air guitar on his walking stick at a bus stop in Weymouth a few years ago...

I've had a few delivery guys being shocked and saying, "omg there's a guy over there wearing orange robes".
I live opposite a Buddhist Temple, but it used to be a church so you'd never know.
It's also v boring Scottish Town.

[quote IHaveBrilloHair]@latteLoverLovesLattes.
I've never seen that, but I have seen empty housing plots where a house just suddenly appears on them, in Australia though, not NZ.[/quote]
Maybe it's not as common now as it once was? I live back in the U.K. now, but as a kid there it was very common!

A dog furry crossing the road in the middle of the day in Scarborough opposite the peasholm park.

Probably wouldn't have been so surprised if it was Brighton but there you go.

Not the weirdest but when I first saw it I had to double take. I've seen them a few times now.

Bunch of monks playing football. I don't know why it didn't occur to me that this happens. Clearly in a bubble. Always on a weekend.

The weirdest thing I've ever seen is on Twitter.A bloke born with 2 functioning penises under doubledickdude.

He swings both ways,wrote a book about his sexual adventures which I deleted off my kindle halfway through as this guy meets some pretty messed up people and he is proud of the fact he has an enormous arsehole and posted a photo on Twitter of that.

Seriously don't look;you'll be scarred for life

No of course we won’t thenewduchessofhastings

First time meeting an ex's best friend. We went to the pub together and my ex went to the bar. I turned to talk to his best friend who was at this point finger deep up his nostril. Our eyes locked. He pulled his finger away and with long string of snot attached then gobbled it up as quickly as my face turned to disgust. He didn't say anything. Not a single word. Just stared at my grossed out face until I got up awkwardly and went to help ex with drinks. Apart from that he'd been normal up until that point.

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