Ah crap, I put the spoons in the washing machine and the dirty dishtowel in the cutlery drawer

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FML.

@Dinky2004

Not long after I had DD and the morning after a horrendous night with her my 10yr old DS came into the kitchen to find me stood at the fridge crying because the big box of cornflakes just wouldn't fit back in. He took them from me and put them back in the cupboard where he found the milk 😂 Bless him he made me go and sit down whilst he made me a cup of tea They are now 23 and 13 and this moment is still talked about.

🤣🤣

I've just intended to put my washing in the machine but threw it all in the bin instead!

@Dinky2004 Bless your DS! He’ll go far 😊

I made my husband a coffee this morning and put it down on the floor next to the cat's water bowl for her breakfast. Neither were impressed but at least I stopped short of handing the husband a bowl of cat food.

This is a medical condition. Helpfully I can’t remember the name. It’s caused by a Vitamin B deficiency so you need to start taking a B Complex or Berocca vitamin daily.