It's not going to help my 'non-thread-moodly earnestness' image if I point out that I was sent a slice of cake, and sweets, and a can of pink gin, well in advance of my niece's shower, by the organiser, is it 

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I also put on a new frock, and high heeled boots, and lipstick. And a camera filter
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I mean, surely 'the point' is, if there is ONE positive of this shit show of a year, it's that we totally don't have to see people we don't want to see*, or be where we don't want to be, any more - as evidenced by the multiple excellent escape tactics on this thread, none of which would work at an actual venue....
*Ok two positives if you include filters