Property Porn- what were they thinking?

[cerealgamechanger]

Why would you ruin a modern flat by 'designing' it like this:

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/99660857#/

There are actual marble/stone pillars in the bedroom and even wrought iron garden furniture in the bathroom for when you decide to have your neighbours over for a cuppa while you wash your bits!

Remembered! The Brothers Quay! Google them, everything will make sense

@ComtesseDeSpair Okay, I just googled them. Now I know what lives in The Void!!!!

It's not modern and it's not newly converted (done in the 90s, I think).

It's also been up for sale.

www.mirror.co.uk/money/inside-eerie-celebrity-owned-flat-20742033

It's very cottagecore. I wouldn't want it but think it's kind of cute for someone who likes the vintage style

@ComtesseDeSpair

Remembered! The Brothers Quay! Google them, everything will make sense

Oh right!

Doesn't Andrew Scott live in that part of town?

It's not to my taste but it makes a refreshing change from the mass of ubiquitous botanical feature walls and grey dining kitchens with bi-fold doors. I'd love to meet the person who designed it.

I absolutely love it having said that the whole minimalist grey thing is my worst nightmare

@DartmoorChef

I would like to see real photos not silly filters

Is this why it looks like an impressionist painting???

I kinda like it but it's a bit much for a rental

@tilder

Is it being let furnished? What a nightmare when sorting out damage, repairs, deposits whdn the tenant leaves.

Rented a house with lots of nick knacks once. The inventory was a nightmare was 20 pages long. Luckily there was a large attic so stashed it all up there

I like it apart from the dried flowers.

I really like it. It’s very 90s though...I think we’ll look back on houses like Mrs Hinch’s in 30 years time in exactly the same way.

I like it, it would be like living in a fairy tale. I would skip round in my pinny with little birds singing on my shoulder helping do my house work

The Christmas bedding is jarring against... well everything else.

If you bought that flat you would be in a state of continual disappointment every time you stepped outside and realised you are actually not living in a vineyard in the south of Italy but dull old dirty London instead. 😂

I think I love it! But as somewhere to stay for 2 weeks' holiday from time to time so that someone else could do all the dusting! I would love to live in one of the warehouses.

@TheRealCherHorowitz

I really like it. It’s very 90s though...I think we’ll look back on houses like Mrs Hinch’s in 30 years time in exactly the same way.

I feel like Mrs Hinch's house is already dated