Yes, there was a comedy night at my local in a posh ish area of London. We boyfriend were running late so we're squished into a little table right at the front.
4 of the 5 acts were brilliant. Except this one bloke.
He swaggered in with a pint of Guinness, presumably trying to channel that grumpy jack dee vibe, and failing. Slammed his drink down on our table, spilling my pint over me and just sneered. He then launched into a spiel about how awful this area of London is, how we all think we're better than we are etc etc. Awkward laughter got less and less until you could practically hear the crickets.
I switched off, and concentrated on trying to grab my pint in time before he slammed it on our table again. I sniggered to my boyfriend that this big hard arrogant arsehole was drinking Guinness with his pinky out. The more I noticed, the funnier I found it.
He shoved the mic in my face and said, come on love, what's so funny then, tell the class!'
'not you obviously'
'ooooh we've got a fiery one! Too scared to tell everyone what you were really laughing at?'
'no, I just find it amusing that you've got a big mouth and act like a big man and get drink Guinness with your pinky out'
'oh you only noticed cos you want it in your vagina'
'why would I want that? Cos it's bigger than your dick?'
I got more laughs than he did for his whole set and he skulked off.
Not sure I'd be so gobby 10 years later 